I wish this would amount to something more than a meme, but that’s none of my business

There sure are a lot of people whose son are in this class

There’s a Mexican restaurant which I always wanted to try. Walked in and ordered a carne asada plate- the fucking thing was almost 30 bucks. It took like 20 minutes and was the consistency of reconstituted shoe leather and tasted like a jarred fart.

There is never a soul eating in there and yet it remains open.

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER

Some great timing happened, my Prime membership auto renewal coincided with the inauguration and public display of facism - so I ceased all purchases and didn’t re-up for prime.

I’m doing my part!

About half you say? That ratio sounds very familiar for some elusive reason. Color me shocked

Oof

Pontius Pilates

Loooooooooool

My pistol is in my hollowed out Bible. Not sure where to put the shotty

Dammit

In HS I dropped acid and went to see this in theaters.

This was unreasonably comical

Same with us citizens?

Thanks. I did not get it, at all, prior to your comment

I miss the flying pizza

He must watch Seinfeld

New York in my ass

My least favorite song by Ghost, and it’s still better than anything on the radio

Surprised pikachu face

Global can be vicious as fuck. Just ask Flaskfinder on xbox

This is one hell of a newspaper federation