Gen alpha has no fucking clue

??? What does a fence post driver have to do with your age?

Well for some... It's a thing you put fireworks into....
- I never thought to use one of these as a mortar tube, that's a brilliant idea.
- And for a certain group of people, their houses get fucked with by cops using a variant of this.
Exactly. Back breaking work but this is so much better than any other manual alternatives.
- We didn't have one of these. Instead, I got to crouch on the ground and hold the post with my hands while my father brought the front-end loader bucket down on it. Good times.
*ground rod driver
- When I first started in electrical work, we'd take turns with a sledge hammer. Then we bought one of these, and it cut the time in half. Now, I use a driver bit for my demolition hammer and it's done in about 30 seconds. The driver bit also works well for fence posts, just sleeve a 24" section of EMT over it.
Age wasn't mentioned
Edit: I can't read
Here I was thinking it was an unpainted big red key

That isn't a generational thing it's an urban/rural thing.
Yes, that is indeed the point of the shitpost.
Also, if you fill them with concrete, you got yourself a hillbilly skeleton key.
I assumed it was a police battering ram, tbh.

fuck all these 'tribalism' promotion posts, we should be finding ways to work together. Lisa, you're tearing me apart!

Gen alpha are literal children. They don't know what a lot of things are

OP out here posting boomer humor....

Gross. Boomer is like a known cringe thing. This is just some tool. Who gives a shit how old someone is using it? Giving it "boomer" vibes is just a low energy joke.
- OK, Boomer...
Post boomer

metal pipe with handles 👍

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It's so satisfying to slide this thing forcefully onto your pole OVER and OVER again, slamming it against the base.

... Is-is it a sex thing?
- It can be if you want

This is the thing to get a pole in the ground. I used it to put up an electric fence around a pear orchard once

- He's never played the game!
Okay now im curious, why does an pear orchard need an electric fence?
- Keep animals out, would be my guess.
- I guess in case people try to jump over to steal the pears before they can be harvested
- Ents.

Butt plug next question

Ngl I thought this was some form of battering ram

- Fill it with concrete and it'll probably work very well to bash doors
- It's a battering ram for dirt.

I made the mistake of using one to pound metal stakes without ear protection.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
- Plenty of room at the Hotel Tinnitus

obviously a fleshlight

*Robocop's Fleshlight
Also doubles as a dildo. Multi-purpose, useful!

And if you use ear protection you can get off my property you piece of shit grandson

WHAT!?! SPEAK UP PLEASE!

It's a "state police open up-er"

I've put so many ground rods into this amazing earth. These bad boys have destroyed my shoulders.

I recently got to use a pole drivers powered by a little 2 stroke motor. It took like 5 sec to sink a tpost down 3 feet. It was so easy and quick that it was kinda upsetting, makes using the old pole drivers feel like you're a monkey banging on rocks.

Yes, I have seen Clarksons‘s Farm.

Don't anger Caleb by doing it like Jeremy did

What's my fleshlight doing in this picture?

I thought your fleshlight was in the barn

Ugh. My hands and back hurt just looking at that.

I don't think most gen alphas are tall enough to use a post driver effectively. I've got early model alphas and they are barely 5'4".

That's one cool looking bong /jk

Well it does make a BONG sound

It's a police battering ram.

It looks like a potato gun

It is much less fun than that

dinosaur fleshlight

It's a whoompty whoomp.

Probably true

Its a post driver for t-posts that get barbed wire around pastures

I'm a millennial. I guess if it was bolted to the ground, you could lock a bike to it?

Same, and after learning what it is, now I’m wondering what driving fence posts has to do with generations.
It's for sinking fence poles lol (also a millennial btw) - you use it to hammer them into the ground and it sucks.

Post driver! They have hand held gas powered ones now BRrRrRrRrRrRrPppPPpp

Potato gun

hahah, never seen a bazooka ?

That thing is full of chewing gum?

What do I win if I own one? It's red.

clank clank clank clink "Yup, this one's done"

"Now onto post 57"

are you calling me old?

Well you know I'm not rural. It never connected for me that these were originally for putting in fence posts.

I used one a couple weeks ago to put up supports for my grape vines. But when I was a teenager I had a horse and was constantly rotating his grazing area so I am very familiar with it.

It's the tool for making golf course holes.

I thought this was a weird mixer attachment at first

It's a banger!

CLONK

Ooo so fancy. Mine was the old fashioned that looked like two really curvy shovels joined together at the hilt.

A fence post driver is so much better than a post hole digger. Just give her a whack whack whack until it's set. Handling the wire, though....that's a bitch, especially if it's barbed. Erecting an electric fence was child's play, though.
- I have a scar on my wrist from one second of not paying attention to barbed wire. Queasiness warning: I remember staring at the muscle and watching it contract until blood came gushing out. Farm life is quite something
- There is a cool trick using these to pull t-posts.

I was literally looking to buy one since I just bought a house and need to use one.

Edit: just read the actual title. C'mon man, this is boomer humor type of stuff.

I'm gen Z, grew up in the city, and I know what that is because we used em in the Boy Scouts. It's for pounding fence posts into the ground. The other end is welded shut and you put the post in the ground, put it over top of it, and pick it up and slam it down a buncha times

It's called 'hearing damage, the cowhand communal commiseration.'

Better keep that handy for your big dick energy after you showed Gen A who's boss 🙄

Grabbed my ol man's winch and made a flying fox with his one.

This is what people used to call a "kazoo". If you've been around as long as I have, you might have played one too!