Part of why I enjoyed The Winter Soldier so much

Oh, the government agency has been taken over by nazis? How topical…

This is the closest term I’m aware of

I ma also looking down on humanity

And what do you suggest we do? Kindly ask the fascists to stop being fascists?

Cannot relate, but vibes.

“Hey, check out how hard I can pee”

Ok this one is crazy, because I hear whatever I’m consciously thinking of. “Brainstorm”, “green needle”, “brain needle”, “green storm”. It’s actually tripping me out.

Btw I still hear “laurel” every time. I can hear “yanny” in the background if I really focus, but I always hear “laurel” as well.

I mean, better to have 25 more years of relative normativity than 4 or less

McDickin’

Mine is more “I don’t plan to live that long anyway”

Relevant Wizards With Guns video

https://youtu.be/6QuD7UO-ZY0

Let π = 5

Transylvania

So basically Watch_Dogs profilers IRL

My ex-best friend’s behavior slowly changed over the years from joking back and forth banter to straight bullying. Constantly under the excuse of “it’s just jokes” and “we all do it”, even after expressing multiple times that he was going too far.

Ended up taking years of abuse before finally cutting him out for good

this Capitalization is Giving me a Fucking stroke

That’s great, but I don’t want anything with more than four limbs in my apartment

Is that a typo or was the Bee Movie even more sensual that I realized?

If they ain’t payin’ rent, they can get fuckin’ bent.

I try to kindly remove them where possible, but my empathy-to-arachnophobia ratio has a fine limit.

Jumping spiders are free to do as they please, however. Those mfs rule