Gen alpha has no fucking clue

??? What does a fence post driver have to do with your age?

fuck all these 'tribalism' promotion posts, we should be finding ways to work together. Lisa, you're tearing me apart!

Gen alpha are literal children. They don't know what a lot of things are

OP out here posting boomer humor....

metal pipe with handles 👍

It's so satisfying to slide this thing forcefully onto your pole OVER and OVER again, slamming it against the base.

This is the thing to get a pole in the ground. I used it to put up an electric fence around a pear orchard once

Butt plug next question

Ngl I thought this was some form of battering ram

obviously a fleshlight

I made the mistake of using one to pound metal stakes without ear protection.

It's a "state police open up-er"

And if you use ear protection you can get off my property you piece of shit grandson

Yes, I have seen Clarksons‘s Farm.

I've put so many ground rods into this amazing earth. These bad boys have destroyed my shoulders.

What's my fleshlight doing in this picture?

Ugh. My hands and back hurt just looking at that.

I don't think most gen alphas are tall enough to use a post driver effectively. I've got early model alphas and they are barely 5'4".

That's one cool looking bong /jk

It's a police battering ram.

dinosaur fleshlight

It looks like a potato gun

It's a whoompty whoomp.

I'm a millennial. I guess if it was bolted to the ground, you could lock a bike to it?

Its a post driver for t-posts that get barbed wire around pastures

Post driver! They have hand held gas powered ones now BRrRrRrRrRrRrPppPPpp

What do I win if I own one? It's red.

clank clank clank clink "Yup, this one's done"

Potato gun

are you calling me old?

Well you know I'm not rural. It never connected for me that these were originally for putting in fence posts.

hahah, never seen a bazooka ?

It's a banger!

I was literally looking to buy one since I just bought a house and need to use one.

Edit: just read the actual title. C'mon man, this is boomer humor type of stuff.

It's the tool for making golf course holes.

Ooo so fancy. Mine was the old fashioned that looked like two really curvy shovels joined together at the hilt.

I thought this was a weird mixer attachment at first

I used one a couple weeks ago to put up supports for my grape vines. But when I was a teenager I had a horse and was constantly rotating his grazing area so I am very familiar with it.

I'm gen Z, grew up in the city, and I know what that is because we used em in the Boy Scouts. It's for pounding fence posts into the ground. The other end is welded shut and you put the post in the ground, put it over top of it, and pick it up and slam it down a buncha times

Better keep that handy for your big dick energy after you showed Gen A who's boss 🙄

It's called 'hearing damage, the cowhand communal commiseration.'

Grabbed my ol man's winch and made a flying fox with his one.

This is what people used to call a "kazoo". If you've been around as long as I have, you might have played one too!