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Also that the rich would care about the poor
  • Ð prȯblem ƿið ıvin Gates z ð læk v demėkrætik kėntcrol v hau hiz mu̇nı getſ yuzd. İf H dju̇ſt diſuıdid t ku̇t ð luın ƿu̇n deı æ g fᵫl þrȯtėl ȯ megėyatſ, nobȯdı ƿᵫd bı eıbėl t d djæk t ſeı no t ðæt.

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    The problem with even Gates is the lack of democratic control of how his money gets used. If he just decided tk cut the line one day and go fill send on megayachts, nobody would be able to do jack to say no to that.

  • A repost, but I think many Americans here will find President Grant's words... striking.
  • Co M ð mæſd foṙmeıcėnz æ trentcz i Gazė. Ðæt'z wėt Uı'm takıŋ ėbaut ſeyıŋ ðeıṙ wo'n bı frėnt luınz.

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    Show me the massed formations and trenches in Gaza. That's what I'm talking about saying there won't be front lines.

  • A repost, but I think many Americans here will find President Grant's words... striking.
  • Ðeıṙ ƿo'n bı frėnt luınz. Ðeıṙ ƿil bı blu̇d i ð ſtcrıtſ ſpild buı ðoz inveıdıŋ auṙ kėmyunitız i Ðıṙ tcru̇kſ wið Ðıṙ gu̇nz, æ ðen ðeıṙ ƿil bı læſt gæſpſ frėm ðoz tcreıtṙz æz Ðı aṙ heıŋgd f Ðıṙ kruımz.

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    There won't be front lines. There will be blood in the streets spilled by those invading our communities in their trucks with their guns, and then there will be last gasps from those traitors as they are hanged for their crimes.

  • U.S. State of Illinois aims to bolster state protections as trans Midwesterners consider moving before 2nd Trump term
  • İMĖ, blu ſteıtſ cᵫd teık ð ȯpṙtunitı t breın dreın red ſteıtſ intu ėblivıėn. İmpliment pȯliſız ðæt meık muvıŋ æz ızı æz pȯſibėl æ dju̇ſt æz ėtræktiv t but.

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    IMO, blue states should take the opportunity to brain drain red states into oblivion. Impliment policies that make moving as easy as possible and just as attractive to boot.

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  • Do'n worı, Uı'm told ðæt ſėm nebyulėſ Uıvrı tawṙ librėl establicmint figyṙ z gœıŋ t lṙn Đıṙ lesson ėbaut bııŋ t frendlı to İzreyėl, deſpuıt hau Đı ƿil moſt luıklı rimeın u̇ntu̇tct ſeıv f ė ſeneırıo ƿeıṙ moſt v u̇ duı lȯŋ bifoṙ Đı ekſpirienſ ıvin muınoṙ pṙſėnėl inkėnvınıenſ.

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    Don't worry, I'm told that some nebulous ivory tower liberal establishment figure is going to learn their lesson about being too friendly to Israel, despite how they will most likely remain untouched save for a scenario where most of us die long before they experience even minor personal inconvenience.

    Suınd, ė Pæleſtinıėn Ėmeırikėn hu z nau ekſpektid t bı þeıŋkfėl sėm ƿuıt kȯlidj kidz dju̇ſt helped suın ð deþ worint v Muı grændfaðṙ'z homlænd.

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    Signed, a Palestinian American who is now expected to be thankful some white college kids just helped sign the death warrant of my grand father's homeland.

  • Shorebirbs
  • Pṙſėnėlı, Uı'm moṙ fȯnd v ð egzæmpėl v Prıhiſtorik Plænet'z femboı teırosoṙz.

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    Personally, I'm more fond of the example of prehistoric planet's femboy pterosaurs.

  • Tame a shark like a horse....
  • Sı ð prȯblėm hıṙ z if ð "hoṙſ" bu̇kſ Y ȯf i ðiſ keıſ, it muıt ðen prėſıd t ıt Y.

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    See the problem here is if the "horse" bucks you off in this case, it might then proceed to eat you.

  • Pocketpair Confirms Which Patents Nintendo And The Pokemon Company Are Suing It Over
  • Ðı aṙ'n letıŋ ð imprȯpṙ Djæpinız ſluıd t bı nuıſ, it'z bikȯz Đı þıŋk a forinṙz aṙ ſ ſtupid ðæt "beıſik etikit" z'n wṙþ ð efṙt t djril intu U̇.

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    They aren't letting the improper Japanese slide to be nice, it's because they think all foreigners are so stupid that "basic etiquette" isn't worth the effort to drill into us.

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin @lemm.ee
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    The US should adopt a new constitution that is better able to accommodate the scope of the country it's become since it's founding.
    docs.google.com The Constitution of the Second Republic of The United States of America

    The Constitution of the Second Republic of The United States of America Preface: We the people of these The United States of America adopt this reformed document for the purpose of the primary governance of our nation in the spirit of and hope for a more perfect union. One which shall uphold the...

    The Constitution of the Second Republic of The United States of America

    A big theme I feel this version addresses is (well earned IMO) mistrust in the government and justice system.

    I believe multi-seat STAR and sortitionate judiciary benches will go a decent way towards as many people feeling like electoral outcomes are fair and that they have at least one representative they feel they can trust as a confidant as possible, and that as many people can trust that federal cases are being tried without any judicial activism playing into seating and jurisdiction selection.

    I also believe a dual-parliamentary system will go a long way towards removing the "do or die" feelings towards each election since now there isn't a single big boss at the top who can wildly swerve the direction of the nation based on the whims of whichever camp was more dissuaded from turning out that cycle.

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    US Constitution Based Redesign V2
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    To review from my previous post,

    • 7 Stripes for 7 Articles instead of 13 for 13 colonies.

    • 27 Stars for 27 Amendments instead of 50 for 50 states.

    • Colors borrowed from Plains Nations cardinal direction colors as a way to include land recognition in the design.

    I originally tried using The Statue of Liberty's Torch as a visual divider between both sides, but some folks opined that it was a bit too hard to discern, so instead I leaned a bit more into the land recognition aspect and borrowed a Northeastern Nations bit of iconography, the broken arrow being a symbol of peace, and a two arrow exchange representing war.

    Decided to pull a Venice and include a peacetime and wartime variant of the flag just to be quirky:P.

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    Flag of the US but Constitutional instead of Territorial
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    Instead of 13 stripes and 50 stars for colonies and states, this flag features 7 stripes and 27 stars for Articles of the Constitution and ensuing Amendments to it. I feel like mere territorial growth doesn't tell the story of America's development as a society and republic as well as tracking the changes to its constitution. Especially the voting rights amendments.

    Colors borrow from the cardinal direction colors used by Indigenous American nations, (black and blue are interchangeable depending on which nation your speaking to). This was done to bake some land recognition into the flag.

    Lastly the torch of Lady Liberty is included both to visually distinct the flag from the original stars and stripes, but also to signify America's status as a nation of immigrants. 99% of all Americans today either are an immigrant themselves or have an ancestor within living memory who was one, and Lady Liberty became a sort of patron saint of such folks by being the first sight a lot of people saw coming to America for the first time, not to mention how she's technically an immigrant herself having been gifted from france.

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    Political Memes @lemmy.world Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin @lemm.ee
    PoV, You're the governor of Arkansas getting a message from the president on September 24th, 1957.

    Felt like we could all use some throwback humor.

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    The Joker is Probably Completely Sane and Just Uses his Public Image of Being Insane to Keep Others Underestimating Him as Just Some Lunatic

    The man regularly outwits far more supposedly cognizant opponents including Batman and Lex Luthor, who are canonically recognized as two of thr smartest people on the entire planet.

    Edit: I'm not saying insane people are stupid, I'm saying that Joker's mental illnesses are pretty obviously behavioral, they don't affect his perception of reality. He's perfectly capable of understanding what he's doing and how it's wrong, in fact his character almost doesn't work if he doesn't, he just thinks that it's all hilarious anyways. That's why I said he's not insane, he just pretends to be, because he'd be fit to stand criminal trial as fully competent and cognizant of his actions.

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    Crazy Ideas @lemmy.world Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin @lemm.ee
    A story about a far future civilization preparing to celebrate being able to observe the first ship of settlers to their world departing from Earth

    (The light from the takeoff event is just now reaching their planet from Earth all those lightyears away)

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    A Movie with Ares as the main protagonist about toxic family dynamics and standing up against them, specifically centered around his killing of Halirrhothius for the SA of his daughter.
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    Dating Sim style horror game where every "love interest" character is some kind of monster that serves as a metaphor for different kinds of abuse, name it Family Values Dating
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    Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin @lemm.ee

    If you're just gonna be mad about ð silly letters just block and move on wið your life. Raging at me about it only confirms ðat I should keep doing it.

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