Ð prȯblem ƿið ıvin Gates z ð læk v demėkrætik kėntcrol v hau hiz mu̇nı getſ yuzd. İf H dju̇ſt diſuıdid t ku̇t ð luın ƿu̇n deı æ g fᵫl þrȯtėl ȯ megėyatſ, nobȯdı ƿᵫd bı eıbėl t d djæk t ſeı no t ðæt.
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The problem with even Gates is the lack of democratic control of how his money gets used. If he just decided tk cut the line one day and go fill send on megayachts, nobody would be able to do jack to say no to that.
Moṙ luık ku̇tıŋ ȯf Yṙ feıſ t ſpuıt Yṙ noz hıṙ.
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More like cutting off your face to spite your nose here.
Ƿ get it, Y hæv ė brıdıŋ fetic.
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We get it, you have a breeding fetish.
Hu'd Hṙ peırintſ vot f?
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Who'd her parents vote for?
Co M ð mæſd foṙmeıcėnz æ trentcz i Gazė. Ðæt'z wėt Uı'm takıŋ ėbaut ſeyıŋ ðeıṙ wo'n bı frėnt luınz.
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Show me the massed formations and trenches in Gaza. That's what I'm talking about saying there won't be front lines.
Ðeıṙ ƿo'n bı frėnt luınz. Ðeıṙ ƿil bı blu̇d i ð ſtcrıtſ ſpild buı ðoz inveıdıŋ auṙ kėmyunitız i Ðıṙ tcru̇kſ wið Ðıṙ gu̇nz, æ ðen ðeıṙ ƿil bı læſt gæſpſ frėm ðoz tcreıtṙz æz Ðı aṙ heıŋgd f Ðıṙ kruımz.
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There won't be front lines. There will be blood in the streets spilled by those invading our communities in their trucks with their guns, and then there will be last gasps from those traitors as they are hanged for their crimes.
Uı do'n ſı ðoz nu̇mbṙz gœıŋ daun enı tuım ſun.
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I don't aee those numbers going down any time soon.
İMĖ, blu ſteıtſ cᵫd teık ð ȯpṙtunitı t breın dreın red ſteıtſ intu ėblivıėn. İmpliment pȯliſız ðæt meık muvıŋ æz ızı æz pȯſibėl æ dju̇ſt æz ėtræktiv t but.
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IMO, blue states should take the opportunity to brain drain red states into oblivion. Impliment policies that make moving as easy as possible and just as attractive to boot.
"B Biden Seım!"
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"But Biden Same!"
Ðeıṙ aṙ a'ſ medikėl mægėtſ.
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There are also medical maggots.
Do'n worı, Uı'm told ðæt ſėm nebyulėſ Uıvrı tawṙ librėl establicmint figyṙ z gœıŋ t lṙn Đıṙ lesson ėbaut bııŋ t frendlı to İzreyėl, deſpuıt hau Đı ƿil moſt luıklı rimeın u̇ntu̇tct ſeıv f ė ſeneırıo ƿeıṙ moſt v u̇ duı lȯŋ bifoṙ Đı ekſpirienſ ıvin muınoṙ pṙſėnėl inkėnvınıenſ.
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Don't worry, I'm told that some nebulous ivory tower liberal establishment figure is going to learn their lesson about being too friendly to Israel, despite how they will most likely remain untouched save for a scenario where most of us die long before they experience even minor personal inconvenience.
Suınd, ė Pæleſtinıėn Ėmeırikėn hu z nau ekſpektid t bı þeıŋkfėl sėm ƿuıt kȯlidj kidz dju̇ſt helped suın ð deþ worint v Muı grændfaðṙ'z homlænd.
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Signed, a Palestinian American who is now expected to be thankful some white college kids just helped sign the death warrant of my grand father's homeland.
Saundz moṙ luık ė blendṙ ðæn dju̇ſt ė tuṙbuın.
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Sounds more like a blender than just a turbine.
Pṙſėnėlı, Uı'm moṙ fȯnd v ð egzæmpėl v Prıhiſtorik Plænet'z femboı teırosoṙz.
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Personally, I'm more fond of the example of prehistoric planet's femboy pterosaurs.
Sı ð prȯblėm hıṙ z if ð "hoṙſ" bu̇kſ Y ȯf i ðiſ keıſ, it muıt ðen prėſıd t ıt Y.
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See the problem here is if the "horse" bucks you off in this case, it might then proceed to eat you.
Ratta Ratta?
Ðı aṙ'n letıŋ ð imprȯpṙ Djæpinız ſluıd t bı nuıſ, it'z bikȯz Đı þıŋk a forinṙz aṙ ſ ſtupid ðæt "beıſik etikit" z'n wṙþ ð efṙt t djril intu U̇.
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They aren't letting the improper Japanese slide to be nice, it's because they think all foreigners are so stupid that "basic etiquette" isn't worth the effort to drill into us.
"Ðı cᵫd hæv priventid ðiſ!" -Pipėl hu did ıvin leſ t privent ðiſ
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"They should have prevented this!" -People who did even less to prevent this
Uı keım u̇p ƿið it
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I came up with it
The Constitution of the Second Republic of The United States of America Preface: We the people of these The United States of America adopt this reformed document for the purpose of the primary governance of our nation in the spirit of and hope for a more perfect union. One which shall uphold the...
A big theme I feel this version addresses is (well earned IMO) mistrust in the government and justice system.
I believe multi-seat STAR and sortitionate judiciary benches will go a decent way towards as many people feeling like electoral outcomes are fair and that they have at least one representative they feel they can trust as a confidant as possible, and that as many people can trust that federal cases are being tried without any judicial activism playing into seating and jurisdiction selection.
I also believe a dual-parliamentary system will go a long way towards removing the "do or die" feelings towards each election since now there isn't a single big boss at the top who can wildly swerve the direction of the nation based on the whims of whichever camp was more dissuaded from turning out that cycle.
To review from my previous post,
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7 Stripes for 7 Articles instead of 13 for 13 colonies.
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27 Stars for 27 Amendments instead of 50 for 50 states.
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Colors borrowed from Plains Nations cardinal direction colors as a way to include land recognition in the design.
I originally tried using The Statue of Liberty's Torch as a visual divider between both sides, but some folks opined that it was a bit too hard to discern, so instead I leaned a bit more into the land recognition aspect and borrowed a Northeastern Nations bit of iconography, the broken arrow being a symbol of peace, and a two arrow exchange representing war.
Decided to pull a Venice and include a peacetime and wartime variant of the flag just to be quirky:P.
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Instead of 13 stripes and 50 stars for colonies and states, this flag features 7 stripes and 27 stars for Articles of the Constitution and ensuing Amendments to it. I feel like mere territorial growth doesn't tell the story of America's development as a society and republic as well as tracking the changes to its constitution. Especially the voting rights amendments.
Colors borrow from the cardinal direction colors used by Indigenous American nations, (black and blue are interchangeable depending on which nation your speaking to). This was done to bake some land recognition into the flag.
Lastly the torch of Lady Liberty is included both to visually distinct the flag from the original stars and stripes, but also to signify America's status as a nation of immigrants. 99% of all Americans today either are an immigrant themselves or have an ancestor within living memory who was one, and Lady Liberty became a sort of patron saint of such folks by being the first sight a lot of people saw coming to America for the first time, not to mention how she's technically an immigrant herself having been gifted from france.
Felt like we could all use some throwback humor.
The man regularly outwits far more supposedly cognizant opponents including Batman and Lex Luthor, who are canonically recognized as two of thr smartest people on the entire planet.
Edit: I'm not saying insane people are stupid, I'm saying that Joker's mental illnesses are pretty obviously behavioral, they don't affect his perception of reality. He's perfectly capable of understanding what he's doing and how it's wrong, in fact his character almost doesn't work if he doesn't, he just thinks that it's all hilarious anyways. That's why I said he's not insane, he just pretends to be, because he'd be fit to stand criminal trial as fully competent and cognizant of his actions.
(The light from the takeoff event is just now reaching their planet from Earth all those lightyears away)
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If you're just gonna be mad about ð silly letters just block and move on wið your life. Raging at me about it only confirms ðat I should keep doing it.
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