Skip Navigation

Memes @midwest.social

seahorse [Ohio] @midwest.social

1y ago

AI generated yearbook

124 comments

Two Bortses, what are the chances
- We need more bort license plates in the gift shop!
- Excuse me, my sons name is also Bort
- "Yes? I'm Borts."
  "Excuse me, my son is also Borts. Come along Borts."
- As much as two Aidens 😅
  
  Nope. Too much crotchfruit truly dubbed Aiden, Braiden, Jayden, Hayden.
- Nasty, tricksy Bortses!
Can you believe Borts and Chunus are the same age?
- But Borts has either spina bifida or a couple of lip rings.
  
  I think you meant a cleft lip? Spina bifida is on the spine, no?
- I literally never thought I would say this, but which Borts?
There's two Aidens. How did this get so realistic.
- *three Aidens ..... they call Briaden Aiden for short.
  
  "Wait which aiden, little aiden, aisen aiden or braiden aiden?"
What do you think about the shirt match:
paternal twins
bffs who’s last names are next to each other and they’ve been doing the match thing since freshman year
“omg did you see Hobem wore the same shirt as you on picture day?!”
- Its brain slop. Everyone else's photos, stories and ideas put in a blender then reconstituted into a shape of things, like making a chicken out of chicken nugget meat
  
  😮
- I dunno, but those are great names for dwarves
- Definitely an "omg did you see Hobem wore the same shirt on picture day?!"
  Especially in small towns, such as this, there's only so many places to shop. It ends up happening more than we like to admit.
  Not sure what Jorch, Jort, and Humbys excuse is though.
I pity the Foob.
Shimp,Shamp and Chunus 🤣
Notice how they're all white and there's only 4-5 girls out of 24 students
- A near perfect description of my high school
- Something I find really interesting about this, is how unlikely it'd be that the training data skews that heavily toward men. I wonder why that is, not like whoever made the model could tell us since they barely understand it.
Jorch = the long version
Jort = the short version
- Little do they know, Asheliigynne is the original spelling!
  
  Damn gaels and their stupid language
The weirdest part is that I think I recognize some of these people
Thought this was just a Welsh yearbook.
- Why isn't this the top comment?
  
  I can't upvote it any harder
We're out of Bort license plates in the gift shop
This only gets funnier the longer I look at it. Which is difficult to do since I start laugh-crying every time I read the names.
My son is also named Borts...
Whiter than... Something really white.
- "A yeti in a snow storm fighting Tilda Swinton"?
- A Trump rally?
  
  Often a lot of red necks there.
Wake up, babe! New spelling for white girl name that starts with the pronunciation “Ash” just dropped!
- Ashelügynne
  
  Those legumes have been busy
We need more Borts license plates in the gift shop. Repeat, we are sold out of Borts license plates.
Foob and Chunus Sittin' in a tree
Chunus looks exactly like a person named Chunus.
I think jorch is like 25
Poor Bootus. She never had a chance.
I never told you this but I had a crush on Hogby.
Hi, this is my brother Borts and this is my other brother Borts.
- My son is also named Borts
Chunnus, Jorch, Jort, Hunby, Bootus, Borts, Borts, Broop, Hogby. It's like aliens trying to pass up as humans but being very awkward about it.
- Asheliigynne.
  
  That one is believable. I guarantee someone somewhere is explaining to a pediatrician right now, "It's pronounced like Ashleigh-Lynn!"
Pretty sure Fooby showed up in a wig one day, got asked her name, and started with "Foob--" before realizing their mistake, then went with it.
You know how I can tell this is Jort's yearbook?
Because nobody signed it. What a nerd.
Is Asheliigynne how our grandkids will spell their names?
- Asheliigynne , Destroyer of Alphabetical Order
  
  "My name is 'Ash-len'. Spelled A-S-H-E-L-I-I-G— yes, G— Y... No not I, I actually meant Y... N-N-E.
  Oh, I had a Gen Alpha parent. Yeah I get that all the time."
Shimp
- No Moe or Larry though
- Shirmp?
  
  It's Shimp, just with a cursive "m" for some flair
  
  Definitely Shinnp.
Tag yourself! I'm Bootus 💖
- every squad got a
  Bootus
  Clarser
  Shamp
  Shrimp
  Fooly
  Chunus
  Aiden (left)
  Aiden (right)
Tag yourself, I'm Hob̵͇̚en
Classic Bootus
Chanus bringing back the Grizzly Adams
- Wait till you meet his dad, they call him Big Chunus.
Cursed, I love it.
Those are just regular new age names.
- Gen alpha has lost it
Clarßer
hunby is clearly mr beast
but bort wins my heart
- Which Borts? Yes my son is also named Borts!
  
  the real borts the big borts
Pretty strong gender bias
- Stronger racial bias
- Do we even know what the prompt was? Yes, AI systems do exhibit racial, ethnic and gender bias due to skewed input data, but without knowing the prompt, we don't know if this is an example.
  Whomever generated the image might have asked for all white, mostly male, and a few 12 year olds sporting a full Grisly Adam's beard.
There's a Fooly, but no Cooly 😭
- Never Knows Best.
  
  Nothing ever happens in this town
Jorch
Alabama family tree
TIL Mr Beast's real name is Hunby
The original Hobem was definitely eaten by something that is now mimicking him.
Hunby and Hogby
- And Humpty Dumpty
- Hunby looks like a good student. Hogby is the kid your parents don't want you hanging out with, because he always smells like weed (since like grade 4)
Not enough callouts for ol' Fartus and Foob.
Did your specifically ask for Oklahoma or did it just do it on its own?
Chunus has that "adult infiltrating a school class to gain access to the president's daughter" vibes about him.
- Don't make fun of the super seniors. He already has to deal with his little brother Jorch being right there so the time
- So close to greatness with that one.
  I read it as Chungus the first time around.
Aiden, Aiden, Briaden, Bootus, and Borts.
Sounds like some law firm lol
Jesus fuck, is Hammin OK?
- He was Hammin a stroke on photo day. This yearbook entry is In Memoriam.
- More okay than Borts the leftier
This is the “AI” that’s going to take away everyone’s job.
Pretty sure I went to school with Hogby.
- Wasn't she on tech crew?
Seriously, these are amazing halfling names for my PnP campaigns. I'm so gonna steal this!
If I ever have a kid I'll be throwing a dart at this to name them. All being well they be Hammin.
It's honestly amazing how an AI can generate 24 realistic human faces, but struggles with getting a single human name right
- Just don't zoom in or look too hard at any of those realistic human faces.
- Agreed, "Aiden" is not a name
  
  As an Aiden, you are correct
- There are a lot of names these days that aren't very far from these...
Chanus 'cause u anus
Shamp and Shimp. People always get them confused.
- Come on, at least spell Shinnp's name right
AI ... Artificial Incest
I love how there's two different Borts
Jorch looks like Friar Tuck.
- Adam's apples: maximum
Snow white inbred class

124 comments