“Clam bake” would have been a better name
Yo mama so fat she outweighs the needs of the many.
So about that military budget.
The mouse. You know the one.
If you’re lazy or don’t have the tools the ikea doll bed is a decent replacement.
It’s become a site for middle management wankery.
As long as line go up next quarter. That’s as far into the future they care about.
The only thing the bowl of petunias thought was “oh no, not again”
I used to be a 110x high order vibe coder like you. Then I took an AIrrow to the knee.
I used to be a 110x high order vibe coder like you. Then I took an AIrrow to the knee.
Cleaning blood from the swimming pools after draining them was a bit bizarre but overall great game.
Crime scene cleaner if you haven’t played that one.
We who have set dip switches or jumpers for an irq address on a sound blaster.
The only known instance of a naturally occurring fission reaction was discovered at the Oklo mine in the 1970’s. A discrepancy in the 235U concentrations had to be explained to ensure that none of the uranium was being diverted for weapons production.
Since the ordeal, more than $14,000 has been raised for the Cazuelas Mexican Cantina server, while the woman who left the message has allegedly lost her job

Crossposted from https://lemmy.zip/post/33465449 ----- > Since the ordeal, more than $14,000 has been raised for the Cazuelas Mexican Cantina server, while the woman who left the message has allegedly lost her job


Waiting patiently for your squadmate to die democratically
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