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  • I'm begging people to learn what a goth is

  • I haven't the foggiest who those people are

  • More gay than the gay I currently am

  • You have no idea how much I wish I was more gay.

  • It's just hard because everyone in my life had achieved something by my age. Even my more "grown up" friends I've made recently are like 25 and looking to get married and buy a house.

    I know comparison is the thief of joy, but it really feels like I've wasted my life.

  • I just turned 30 today. I did not need to see this

  • Dream throuple

  • My first serious girlfriend was an absolute freak and almost ruined all my future relationships for me by telling me that, among other things, slamming it into her cervix was absolute pinnacle of sex for her.

  • Yeah that's kind of my point, some 40% of people in New York would still rather vote for the rapist because racism against Muslims and socialism fearmongering

  • Maybe him saying "barely" is hyperbole, but a candidate as good as Mandami only being 9 points ahead of an openly corrupt rapist without official support from a party in New York of all places doesn't fill me with hope going forward.

  • Why is pharmacy tech are either young women and the absolute baddest people you will ever meet and somehow intelligent and really dumb at the same time or a 70 year old that has more knowledge than god themself.

  • Wasn't that kind of the point? If they died they were innocent and if they survived they were a witch.

  • It's like how the only person from the latter half of the 20th century that anyone in the year 6k knows is the "what's the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?" Guy

  • Psyduck be profen? 🤨

  • God I wish that were me

  • Lmao, currently sat in my bed that's had no sheets for 2 days.

  • How did I know the comments would be full of people taking the joke way too seriously.

  • The goat. If it wasn't intentionally sabotaged by Google it would have done way better IMO.

  • Oh man that's a pretty bad head injury and he's got the "im not going to be able to tie my own shoes from now on" wobbles.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    The second matchup of the tournament

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    It is truly magic

    cats @lemmy.world

    Me: moves my leg 0.1cm. My cat: