So much siding, but it keeps getting worse

Somebody got a smoking deal on a ridiculous quantity of siding.

With all those hard surfaces and open spaces, the echoes in this place must be unreal.

I lost it when I saw that the siding continues inside. They really went for that one texture look.

Also the through-wall Air Conditioner in the shower????

This is the first time I've seen a "it just keeps getting worse" post and actually agreed. I went in n just expecting terrible siding, then the inside of the house, then the chairs, then the lights, then more chairs, the carpet, the exposed wiring, why are there chairs there?, it just kept escalating. Thank you for this.

Looks like it could be easily transformed into a swinger club. And you could power wash the whole facility after the weekends.

For the cult on a budget!

Here's my two shots in the dark to explain this monstrosity:

Retired couple buys one of those workshop/huge garage and apartment combos. They decide to turn the workshop into an event space for weddings.

They add a few conveniences for the wedding party, like a couple extra bedrooms to get ready, and a black and red honeymoon suite. The decor is hideous because retired wife is old af and it looks good to her. Retired husband sucks at DIY, like electrical and room layout, but doesn't let small things like planning get in his way.

Grandson works at a siding company that mainly does B2B installs and often has leftovers. Sometimes he grabs other overage from the project after talking to other tradies, like a banister here and there. Maybe an orphan cabinet base.

Grandson wants to start his own siding business one day so he is happy to practice installs on the wedding rental building.

Alternative: Fundie church does secret child marriages here and the couple that maintains the property is allowed to live there as well. The ugliness of the property is because they're purely utilitarian and just need a facade of wedding shit because it's not really about the wedding as much as it's about keeping it on the down-low.

Is that carpet on a railing?

Big cult compound vibes,

Holy hell, this entire interior looks like it could be hosed down, time after time, because it's made for repeated indoctrination/orgy/murder of cults with easy cleanup. Unbelievable price, though...

“Has your cult outgrown mom’s basement? Do I have the place for you!”

Me: What's wrong with siiiiiiideholyshititsinthehouse!!!!!

EDIT: The carpet did me in. I am dead. R.I.P. me.

Holy this is a good one thanks OP

Did anyone notice that the garage interior photos show the misaligned joists about 3/4 of the way back over the truck/jimmy?

I'm not entirely sure they're actually attached to anything.

Oh, and no code inspector ever saw that wiring.

Edit: oh, and the never ending AC unit chaos. They even vent multiple units into the enclosed garage! That just kind of overheats it and returns the entropy to the house?

Favorite AC unit placement: in the shower with its own little upper tier curtain.

Second favorite cooling feature: the structural box fans in the walls.

Siding guy: I've completed the outside of your house you want anything else done?

Owner: Sure, go nuts.

At first, I thought this must be some abandoned barracks or aircraft hangar that got retrofitted into a private residence, but then I saw it was purpose built in 2004.

"One of a kind"

Thank goodness.

Two things:

1. Archer "Realty"
2. I've seen plenty of the reverse, but this is the first time I've seen someone make their house with the Doom level editor.

I love the variety of chandelier's and ceiling fans all next to each other

This should have been entirely furnished with those cheap white plastic patio chairs and tables. I seen some, but whoever built this clearly can add much more.

Wifi and cell phone reception may suck.

Also, I have doubts about the insulation. One can see it in the garage, but one can also see sunlight through the wall.

Like someone chose the cheapest option at every option, and nevet considered the overall best experience.

@OP - This one is truly special. Thank you so much for this gift to we plebes. Wow.

Looks like a cult compound. Wild

Light fixtures looking like I placed them in the sims

That. Fucking. Wiring.

This is a fire waiting to happen, I can't imagine what's in the walls.

Whoa, there must have been a blow out sell on office chairs. Who needs normal chairs when you can have an office chair?!

Also, no central heat and air, window units... In that massively hot tin box.

Also I forgot to mention the floor to wall carpeting.

Man this place has it all! What a steal! lol

edit: I totally missed it, but did anyone clock the gigantic quilt sewing machine in slide 34?

The only way it would work is if the inside was a viking longhouse.

So much fucking cladding. I recon the builder gets it cheap

What the FUCK

Babe wake up, new backrooms just dropped

This looks like an AI was asked to design a house. All the basic elements are there, but nothing makes any sense.

Putting aside the wtf of it all, looking at the house subjectively, it would be a decent, possibly great, starter home.

The layout isn't entirely insane, there's a ton of space inside. It looks like the framing isn't half bad.... To my untrained eye, it has good "bones". The interior design and aesthetic choices are questionable at best, even for the most "normal" looking areas, but buy a case of beer and invite your friends over for a weekend and get most of the interior ripped down, and drywall installed and painted, and you're off to a good start.

Don't get me wrong, it would be a monster task. 4000 sq ft of siding to rip out and replace? Hell. That sucks.

Replace a lot of the fixtures, mainly all the stupid ceiling fans, especially the ones so high up they won't do anything, install some forced air HVAC or at least upgrade the Air conditioner situation and you would be having a grand time living in this place.

I'd probably rip off most of the external siding too and replace that with something a bit more interesting too, but with all the money you'll save by this being so inexpensive (compared to more palatable houses that are similar in size) and you'd get yourself a pretty nice place.

That being said, as is, this place is at best, a lot of questionable choices, at worst, pure nightmare fuel.

My partner thinks it's a converted chicken coop. I can't say that they don't have a point on that one.

shipping container core

This is a literal fucking nightmare. I'd snap if I was tripping in there

You sure this isn't a beginner Satisfactory project?

This explains a lot about our country

Property Type: Residential

Yes, that generic downstairs with the massive number of tables and no living area, and the large closet upstairs with all the costumes, yes, surely this house was only used for people to live in, uhn-hunh, yeah.

It just looks like there's barely any natural light in the areas where you'd want it. The house interior, aside from everything else that's wrong with it, feels dark and cramped. A recipe for depression.

Babe, I got this siding for a steal. It'd be stupid to not use it inside.

The liminal backroom/vaporwave aesthetic hallway in the master bedroom is what really got me. Finally numbed to the siding, office chairs, and carpet and then the hall of mirrors comes in to seal the deal.

Does Arkansas just not have building codes? Surely they can't actually sell it like this. There is no way you can bring this monstrosity up to code for less than the cost of burning it down and building something else.

Any one else notice the shower controls OUTSIDE the shower?!

That's also quite a labyrinth of a front door patio

What a horrible day to have eyes.

Oh wow, a walk-in closet? Singular.

Outside it looks like a barn, inside the dining area looks like some kind of diner but with mismatched furniture.

With the themed bedrooms, I'm going with The Tackiest Whorehouse in Arkansas.

THE WARDROBE.

"Hiiiiii, welcome! Don't be afraid-come in!

We like to call ourselves a family. Noooo judgements.

Anyhow. Dinner at six, and we shall commence the baphomet ceremony promptly at eight. Did you bring the goat? I can't believe how often I have to remind people-the goat! No goat. No ceremony.

Anyhow. You'll find a robe in the walk-in closet upstairs. First left.

Have a good stay!!"

Why are the shower knobs outside the shower tub ughhh.

So much weirdness. The box fans inserted into the walls. On Pic 38, the shower faucets are outside of the shower itself. All the ceiling fans. The "conference room" or perhaps church space. In Pic 28, using the carpet as "wallpaper," and similarly in 29, the carpet for the top surface of the half wall. Using PVC pipes as handrails on stairs or in the closets and hanger bars. And it looks like the vehicle in the garage might actually be a hearse!

Good find!

This is like living in a fire station or a movie set

If it wasn't built in 2004 I'd almost be sure they got their building plans from chatgpt.

Looks like a novice or idiot did the siding. It appears instead of overlapping each piece of siding and hiding the line by varying the distances they just slapped some j channel on and called it good. I bet that siding leaks like a sieve.

This looks like something I built in the original Sims game when I was... idk, 9?

Is this in Waco?

It's like someone wanted to make a detailed 3D model of their house, but by the time they got to texturing they had lost interest in the project.

Did this housr have measles when it was younger? And then didn't get a shingles vax?

Babe! You are not going to believe the DEAL I got on this siding.

That seems like a lot more than 4000 SQ ft. There are about a million rooms in those pictures.

Did anyone else notice that all the light switches and outlets are horizontal and at the same level through the entire building?

The Great Plastic Barn...

Too institutional to feel comfortable

Was this built on The Sims? Hahahhhaha

this is like fever dream house layout

4,000 square feet for $169K? For that price you could renovate the inside, and for a rectangular box it has some interesting angles going on.

Jesus Christ

A conference table, wtf

Interesting communal closet you have there

I actually kinda love the layout, but that interior siding wtf x.x

Why are there so many tables???

Why does the inside look like the outside except for the black room?

Man, 4000sqft for 169,00. I'm seriously considering living in Arkansas.

Pic 56 got me dying laughing. Ok actually all the other ones too

Maybe I have bad taste but I dig this one. Look at all the space! Would have to bring like 5 other people to fill up all the rooms though.

This is someone's first CS:GO map.

You carpeted the bannister?

You carpeted the walls?!

thats my go-to The Sims house

Terraria ahh house

Siding level of the Back Rooms.