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  • Future future future you only says: constant screaming

  • Yes yes!
  • "Dress for your day!"

  • Arrogant Cowboys
  • Also Alaska: It’s over, Texas. I have the high ground.

    Alaska - High point: 20,320 feet - Sea level
    Texas - High point: 8,749 feet - Sea level

  • TIL Disney killed a bunch of puppies making "Snow Buddies" and weren't allowed to use the "no animals were harmed" claim
  • Dutch behavioral biologist Maarten 't Hart, hired by Herzog for his expertise with laboratory rats, revealed that, after witnessing the inhumane way in which the rats were treated, he no longer wished to cooperate. Apart from traveling conditions that were so poor that the rats, imported from Hungary, had started to eat each other upon arrival in the Netherlands, Herzog insisted the plain white rats be dyed gray. To do so, according to 't Hart, the cages containing the rats needed to be submerged in boiling water for several seconds, causing another half of them to die. The surviving rats proceeded to lick themselves clean of the dye immediately, as 't Hart had predicted they would.

    Holy shit.

  • It was all a lie, wasn't it?
  • Changes in construction standards to increase hole ownership has lead mice to cut corners to increase holes and maintain profits from hole renters.

    We have to consider the hole lords bottom line.

  • Womp womp
  • Oh no! He might have to flee the country.

  • They have a point. Mostly like several. Repeatedly being stuck into their chest and tearing bits out of them.
  • If a kitten can draw blood on me and make me wince in pain. I have no hope of upscaling from there.

  • It's Half-Way to X-Mas so I made a comic about it!
  • If it's his end shouldn't it be the end of his name "Nta"?

  • Can I get one for Astarion?
  • The better solution

    Bicycle vamps

  • First methane-powered sea spiders found crawling on the ocean floor | CNN
  • I read this as methamphetamine and it gave me pause and concerns.

  • Toilet, but!
  • Razor bumps can now get you kicked out of the marines. Black men will likely suffer the most
  • No scrotum, no hair, no bumps. Closest shave you can get.

  • Getting your settings *just right*
  • "What happened we dropped out of warp, report!"

    "Sir, something moved the mouse"

  • Chance for a spinster
  • Include below is a sketch of his penis.

  • Basically
  • What Founding Fathers would have to say.

    "Did you not read all 'men' are created equal. That did not include slaves or women."

  • Quitting Your Job
  • I get shit all the time for trying to challenge the status quo. I know for a fact everyone will be happy once I'm gone. I'll be happy once I'm gone.

    Unfortunately I work in dystopia USA and am a corpo whore for healthcare because I have a family to support.

  • 'lil lad

    His couch thought he was a handsome boy.

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    Fresh Bamboo

    Vance, just sitting on the couch having a snack.

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    Me, an American, over the past two days.

    This is a rhetorical question. Of course we are. Time to start an underground railroad I suppose.

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    Device not found.

    A decades long search. After leaving the latest dig site where we hoped to find the device. I glanced over to my passenger seat. To my surprise, there it was, for nearly 100 years there it always was.

    My grandfather wasted a lifetime of savings exploring the far expanse of this continent in search of this iPad. He died not knowing what became of his beloved, a whisper of defeat on his final breath "Find my device... find my... urgh.. never found! Oh God it's just darkness... I'll never kno.. no noooo..." he said as his face twisted into fear and heart finally gave out. I was only a small boy then, now the years and those words weighed heavily on me.

    Stripped of joy, only sadness flooded into me. With disbelief I reached over as I wept, utterly broken.

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    My powers are absolute!

    From the depths of your subconscious!!

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    Total Eclipse [OC]

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14068001

    > Total Eclipse [OC] > > Nikkon Z50 | Nikkor 28-75 | 75mm | ISO250 | F6.3 | 1/160 > > Shot a still we filming the transition. Wish I had a polarized filter for my longer lens, but 75mm it is!

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    Total Eclipse [OC]

    Nikkon Z50 | Nikkor 28-75 | 75mm | ISO250 | F6.3 | 1/160

    Shot a still well filming the transition. Wish I had a ND filter for my longer lens, but 75mm it is!

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