Russia Declares War on ‘Mediocre Actor’ George Clooney
Russia Declares War on ‘Mediocre Actor’ George Clooney
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Russia Declares War on ‘Mediocre Actor’ George Clooney
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Mr. Clooney's reaction upon hearing the news:
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What is this from? I guess I've never seen him in his youth
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Do you have just like a trillion gifs saved somewhere, or do you make them on demand?
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I wouldn't fuck with George Clooney, Russia. His much more important wife is probably already planning to take you down in the ICC.
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Holy crap. TIL https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amal_Clooney
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Yeah, it really sucks that her husband is more well-known than her and I have a feeling he'd agree.
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Suddenly the whole thing with him owning a spy satellite makes more sense.
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Makes me chuckle to think that Russian propagandists are like 'Well no one will believe us if we call him a bad actor'
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It's like during the crusades again when they accused the other side of acting in bad faith.
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Oh no haven’t they seen the Oceans series?
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The Russian dub of Fantastic Mr Fox didn't get Clooney and putin's been pissed ever since...
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Meh, he's been in much better. Those are just OK heist movies.
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They're perfect cable TV movies.
If you happen to have that still. -
Out of Sight being the best one.
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Or The Peacemaker. He killed a lot of Russians in that movie
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Well now you have just gone too far.
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You can spread propaganda about Israel but we draw the line with George Clooney
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I'm sooooooooo confused by this story. First off, how is George Clooney authorized to arrest anyone??? Under what authority? And where would arrested convicts be held?
I guess the russia side of the story makes sense from their perspective. State run media, is spewing state run propaganda. That I get. I don't agree with it, but I understand what is happening.
But I don't understand how George Clooney is arresting anyone. Can Tom Hanks set up a foundation and arrest people? What would happen if Tucker Carlson moved to russia, and set up a foundation to arrest American reporters?
I do not understand the rules here at all.
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I assume his nonprofit is finding people with arrest warrants, and telling police where they're located?
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And where would arrested convicts be held?
Why, in the batcave, of course
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Bat-cell
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George doesn't have any authority to do so. His wife, Amal however, is a prosecutor with the ICC.
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Mediocre? He's the goddamn paterfamilias!
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He's bonafide!
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"Pewtin here's got a job! Pewtin's got prospects!"
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Damn, that's a deep cut.
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Well, we ain't usin' Fop, goddamnit.
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They think... He is... A toad.
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A horny toad?
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Oof, is Russia going to war on two fronts?
Ask Hitler how well that turned out for him.
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I guess we will have to arrest renowned Russian actors like.... Ehhhhhh... Eva Elfie?
Seriously, I was going to say Milla Jovovich but she's Ukrainian.
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Mila Kunis? Nope, also Ukrainian
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Olga Kurylenko? Wait, no, Ukrainian as well.
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Ivanna Sakhno? Wait, no, also Ukrainian.
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She's indeed a master bait.
I don't know her ideologies, but I'm willing to separate the persona from her works.
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Uh oh. Now Fox News has to run non stop breaking news about fabricated stories involving Clooney. Can’t wait for house republicans issue subpoenas to George Clooney for investigations into his woke agenda
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God dammit.......as someone who loves absurd comedy, and has had a grudge with clooney since 2001, don't make me watch fox news for what sounds like a hilarious feel good onion-esque "news" report. I don't know where we stand in life anymore. Life feels like satire, so a satire news report is just being presented as real news.
All I know is watching the squaking heads make up fabricated insanity about Clooney sounds like a hilarious watch. This coming from someone who's never watched any more of fox news than the little bytes they play on the daily show, or John Olivers show. Just clips used for context of their own show.
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Maybe it's been all the terrible news lately, but every now and then nonsense news like this just brings a smile to my face
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Given this reaction, he seems to be doing something which is working.
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He is. He's married to Amal.
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That isn't George clooney.. That is Jurge Clooners
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You mean the Golden Snowflake Award-winning actor, who portrayed the titular character in The Nazi Who Played Yahtzee?
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Big talk coming from a mediocre country.
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russia didn't declare war on amal because amal would destroy them.
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Russia is actually just a Monty Python sketch now. And not one of the good ones everyone knows. Like a 6/10 Monty Python sketch.
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One where a bunch of Gumbys are just improvising.
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my heart goes out to George Clooney for accidentally falling out of a window tomorrow ♥️
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There's defense, and there's defenestration.
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This would explain the other article I saw about a US-Clooney $20 billion arms deal.
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No, actually. Totally unrelated if you can believe that. /j
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Said the way only a Daper Dan man can!
Time to rewatch O Brother, Where Art Thou
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Oh, just Clooney? If it was the Baldwins then there would be HELL to pay!
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They should just ask canada what happened to them when they bombed the baldwins.
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Steven Seagal should just fuck off to vatnikland if he likes it so much.
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lol ok russia
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"Alcoholic shithead posts incoherent nonsense on x formerly known as twitter"
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Also not on bingo 2024 card!
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Pretty sure Clooney could put together a better army than Russia.
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Clooney doesn’t have millions of prisoners to recruit
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We hope
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Everybody's a critic.
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It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!
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If Putin thinks he can outprank Clooney, he's very mistaken.
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About fuckin time!
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Medvedev's drinking again?
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Trump will call him a mediocre actor in one of his upcoming rants because Trump is Putins cock holster
You shouldn't degrade cock holsters by lumping Trump in with them.
My bad
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: God damn!As someone who's had a grudge against Clooney since 2001, please don't make me agree with trump.
But Clooney didn't act in 2001. Or was there a remake with him, like with Soderbergh's Solaris?
Why the grudge?