Russia Declares War on ‘Mediocre Actor’ George Clooney

Trump will call him a mediocre actor in one of his upcoming rants because Trump is Putins cock holster

Mr. Clooney's reaction upon hearing the news:

I wouldn't fuck with George Clooney, Russia. His much more important wife is probably already planning to take you down in the ICC.

Makes me chuckle to think that Russian propagandists are like 'Well no one will believe us if we call him a bad actor'

Oh no haven’t they seen the Oceans series?

Well now you have just gone too far.

I'm sooooooooo confused by this story. First off, how is George Clooney authorized to arrest anyone??? Under what authority? And where would arrested convicts be held?

I guess the russia side of the story makes sense from their perspective. State run media, is spewing state run propaganda. That I get. I don't agree with it, but I understand what is happening.

But I don't understand how George Clooney is arresting anyone. Can Tom Hanks set up a foundation and arrest people? What would happen if Tucker Carlson moved to russia, and set up a foundation to arrest American reporters?

I do not understand the rules here at all.

Mediocre? He's the goddamn paterfamilias!

Oof, is Russia going to war on two fronts?

Ask Hitler how well that turned out for him.

Russia on its quest to find something it can fight and win against.

I guess we will have to arrest renowned Russian actors like.... Ehhhhhh... Eva Elfie?

Seriously, I was going to say Milla Jovovich but she's Ukrainian.

Uh oh. Now Fox News has to run non stop breaking news about fabricated stories involving Clooney. Can’t wait for house republicans issue subpoenas to George Clooney for investigations into his woke agenda

Maybe it's been all the terrible news lately, but every now and then nonsense news like this just brings a smile to my face

Given this reaction, he seems to be doing something which is working.

Big talk coming from a mediocre country.

That isn't George clooney.. That is Jurge Clooners

russia didn't declare war on amal because amal would destroy them.

Russia is actually just a Monty Python sketch now. And not one of the good ones everyone knows. Like a 6/10 Monty Python sketch.

my heart goes out to George Clooney for accidentally falling out of a window tomorrow ♥️

This would explain the other article I saw about a US-Clooney $20 billion arms deal.

Oh, just Clooney? If it was the Baldwins then there would be HELL to pay!

Said the way only a Daper Dan man can!

Time to rewatch O Brother, Where Art Thou

Steven Seagal should just fuck off to vatnikland if he likes it so much.

Medvedev is just the Kremlin's chief keyboard warrior now.

lol ok russia

"Alcoholic shithead posts incoherent nonsense on x formerly known as twitter"

Everybody's a critic.

Pretty sure Clooney could put together a better army than Russia.

Also not on bingo 2024 card!

Medvedev's drinking again?

If Putin thinks he can outprank Clooney, he's very mistaken.

About fuckin time!