Not just guys, let me tell you
95 0 ReplyYeah I definitely want one
23 0 ReplyI mean, if anyone, Captain Lezbian is the person who needs to have one
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Guys is technically a non-gendered term - FWIW
11 0 ReplyI haven't seen it used much in a non-gendered way, so I guess that's why it has a clear masculine ring in my head
8 0 ReplyJust like ‘mankind’ right? (/s)
Sure, language is changing and guys has been veering neutral since the 70s. But claiming the word is outright “non-gendered” is incorrect imo.
8 0 ReplyNot technically. Practically. In real world. As slang.
Cause technically and by definition, It's still very much gendered.
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Nicole Coenen has joined the chat
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96 volt? This thing fucks
71 0 ReplyHell yeah
59 0 ReplyHell yeah
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I'll take weapons that are as dangerous to the wielder as anyone else for $500...
50 0 ReplyYou could say it's a double-edged sword
35 0 ReplyI think that one may have more than two edges XD
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Even Warhammer 40000 chainswords usually have the blade shielded from the wielder's side. Yes, even the chaos and ork ones.
24 0 ReplyIt's made for plunge cuts!
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Holy Chainsword, blessed be thy Machine Spirit
47 0 ReplyHell yeah
38 0 ReplyFor the emperor
38 0 ReplyBLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
3 0 ReplySKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
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the Emperor protects!
38 0 ReplyNot Cadia tho
9 0 ReplyThe planet broke before the Guard did.
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If I pull this out of a stump do I get to be king?
It's a cool shelf piece but in terms of practicality I'm to attached to my extremities to dare to turn it on
28 0 ReplyListen, strange women lyin' near trees distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. That said, if you do pull it from a stump I'm not going to try and take it from you.
19 0 ReplyExcalumber
16 0 ReplyKing of the lumberyard
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Is it time to rip and tear?
27 0 ReplyAesthetically? Hell yeah. Functionally? I am not taking a sword that can run out of juice to the battlefield.
24 0 ReplyThis is the kind of weapon you bring to a battle expected to be so bloody you die before it does
26 0 Replya back-mounted generator is still an option, although it just prolongs the inevitable.
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Please tell me the Chainsword is a weapon in some game?
22 0 ReplyAny Warhammer game
26 0 ReplyYou poor sweet summer child...
17 0 Reply11 0 ReplyFallout series be like
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Hell yeah!
21 0 ReplyPeople are supposed to see Kite Man and think "hell yeah."
20 0 ReplyMay your enemies hear the liturgical roars of your eviscerator before they fall. Emperor protects !
17 0 ReplyThis is quite gendered and stereotypical.
But hell yeah.
17 0 ReplyYou're right. All are welcome to marvel at the majestic chainsword.
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Hell yeah
17 0 ReplyBtw cordless powertools are ridiculously powerful
15 0 ReplyAs someone with an electric chainsaw gas is still magnitudes most powerful. This sword would be cool and would cut but it wouldn't be like butter. You'd have to go relatively slow to avoid excessive friction binding the blade.
15 0 ReplyBy the time you get your gas chainsaw started in spring, I'll be six trees ahead of you.
7 0 ReplyYeah but imagine a gas chainsaw sized electric one. That would cut like the wood was butter.
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Can confirm.
15 0 ReplyI have everything lying around to build one of these...
13 0 ReplyIt's been 2 hours, where are progress pics?
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That's a Dark Souls weapon if I ever saw one.
13 0 ReplyI was thinking more of Warhammer 40k chainsaw sword.
34 0 ReplyPut a Taser on it and you've got one of the weapons from Steinhardt's Guide to the Eldritch Hunt, a d&d 5e supplement based on Bloodbourne aesthetic. I gave it to my campaign's current big bad.
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E1M1 started playing in my head looking at that
9 0 ReplyI can hear the song already
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This is a truly devastating weapon... .
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...If you ever face an army of trees.
8 0 ReplyIt's a pretty good weapon when exterminating fungus.
6 0 ReplyCdda fungi beg to differ
1 0 ReplyFantastic, my fungus has developed a cockney accent and it needs to go.
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DEUS VULT
8 0 ReplyI only use this when I’m chasing away kids
8 0 ReplyEverything is improved if you put a cross guard on it.
7 0 ReplyHow cross does he have to be?
2 0 ReplyProperly cross
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Hell yeah
5 0 ReplyThis looks incredibly unsafe and heavy to use by anyone
5 0 ReplyHell yeah
19 0 ReplyWrong username, kiddo.
10 0 Replyi think that's the point. it's stupid, that's what's fun about it.
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Hell yeah O_O
4 0 ReplyFor the emperor!
3 0 ReplyGIVE ME THAT, NOW, OR I WILL COMMIT ATROSITIES UPON MAN
3 0 Replydude I LOVED Lollipop Chainsaw
3 0 ReplyI mean that looks fucking dope so yeah, hell yeah!
2 0 ReplyGive me one good goddamn reason why the hell not
2 0 ReplyNot even a guy and I'm thinking that
1 0 ReplyLament users:
1 0 ReplyThis thing is fucking cool. You don’t even need the button. It doubles as a fan if you put on the floor.
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