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irelephant [he/him]🍭 @lemm.ee

6mo ago

Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.

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irelephant [he/him]🍭 @lemm.ee

6mo ago

Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.

245 comments

How does it feel to be one of the prime content creators in the fediverse?
- 84
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  Mood.
What are the top signs someone's having a stroke?
- 111wdf v
  
  lol
Where's your favorite place to poop?
- &AAT%%%%%%&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&^000000vb cccccc .c.
  
  Ah yes always a good choice.
How much pig would a guinea pig guinea if a guinea pig could guinea pigs?
- [[[[[[[[[[[[pllkn xx
  
  You're the expert!
What is the nuclear launch code?
- ......................
  ffew2
  
  Seems legit
  
  Not too far from covfefe go wonder…
Can you generate a random password for me?
- 333333333333333333333333333wsddcv nn
  
  All I see is a bunch of asterisks.
  
  That’s pretty weak… is our typomaniac a russian asset?
- Happy cake day btw.
Is it traumatizing when there is a naked Irelephant in the room?
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  Considering the large font, I believe this is guinea pig for “yes”.
How much did you pee on OPs keyboard already?
- ``````````````````````````1`1qwASXC X

That's more than I've peed on OP's keyboard
- Luckily, she didn't pee on the keyboard (yet)
  
  Did the guinea pig write this?
How do you feel about your species being used as the nomenclature for “test subject”?
- 88yng c
  
  88 indeed
Do you pronounce it wheek, week, or weak?
- wedsc
  
  Such a beautiful language
Fresh carrots or fresh grass?
- qsXC CX
  
  Carrots was indeed the obvious answer
How do you feel about 2025 so far?
- 9999999999999iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiijmn
  
  Same, little guy. Same.
Alright, this wins the Internet for the day. This is hilarious and amazing.
- We should replace journalists with guinea pigs on keyboards
  
  Or a large chunk of politicians with guinea pigs - they'd probably do more...or in some cases they'd do less which would be a positive thing.
  
  Content is better than generative ai.
This is the quality content we have all been waiting for.
Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
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  Bold answer. I respect that.
- 2048 chickens.
IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS AND WRITE A POEM ABOUT FISH.
- `111111wsxxxxxxxxx
  
  I feel silly now for ever thinking that it might be an AI-driven guinea pig. No machine would have said that.
- Not AI, but I was inspired:
  Carp swim,
  if whim.
  Name Tim,
  Love him!
  Yeah, that's pretty much on the level of "Poem for your sprog"...
What would be your ideal breakfast?
- rdddddddddtrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrc
  
  Same, love rdddddddddtrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrc
Read any good books lately?
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  Is that a book about a Java library?
This is the funnest thing I've seen all weekend!
- That's not a question?
Who did you vote for last election?
- jlkmm . ..................
  
  Don’t blame me, I voted for jlkmm . ..................
If you are in deep trouble and/or your owner doesn't feed you enough treats, type something nonsensical
- no
  
  "clever girl..."
  
  I like to think you actually took her feet and typed "no" with them so she still wrote this
How does one find true love?
- gggggggggggggggggggggggggggb cxz c
  
  my heart melted at the simplicity of this truth!
  
  Makes you think, doesn't it...
  
  gggggggggggggggggggggggggggb
  I think she's trying to say date a whole bunch of girls and one boy?
  I'm having more trouble with that last part.
  cxz c
  cee-ex-zee cee
  Sexy, see?
  
  I can never get to that second part.
If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24°53'24'', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A to the right-most point on the object touching point B, takes 45.23 seconds, how far away are the 2 points
- L KMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMK ,kkkkkkkkkkkk
  
  🤯
How do I integrate the trigonometric function sin^7(x)cos4(x)?
- 888888888888888888888888888888889999999999uuuujjnb
Can I have an autograph?
- bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbnnnnnnvmmmmmmm
  
  Aww, yay, thank you!! :))
what's your favourite food?
- [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;l,;
  
  Is that an elephant dick?
What’s the smartest thing your owner has ever said?
- She turned on airplane mode with this one.
- l.A+
Teach me a new tongue twister
- p[[[[plllll
Give me your best pickup line.
- ][pkkn n
  
  Thanks, I'll use this!
How can we stop and reverse the rise of fashism all across Europe?
- r5rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrygv
  
  Thanks i will but that on my poster for the next demonstration.
are you now or have you recently been a party to a crime
- 999999999999999jin
  
  yes officer, this guinea pig right here
I need a new password for my bank account. Any suggestions?
- `1232qwsyrxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
  
  Perfect, thank you!
What is your take on Punxsutawney Phil’s supposed clairvoyance?
- 44444444443r34erdfdfcv
  
  I completely agree.
Which Silent Hill game is your favorite?
- 9999iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiijjn
a baseball bat and ball costs $1.10. the bat costs $1 more than the ball. What is the price of the ball?
- 656666666666666666tynb
  
  Finally an authoritative source on the conversion rate between $ and tynb!
  
  Wisdom.
- 5 cents, because the bat costs 1 dollar and 5 cents.
Oh, mighty guinea pig, why is your species called pig in so many languages if it's not related to porcines?
- ;jkm,6 ew92
What’s a guinea pigs favorite food?
- 0-]]]]]]]]]]ipoknb
  
  Egg in a cup Several plates Sitting on pork n beans
What is the encryption key for the nuclear launch codes
- O)O))))))))))))))o
  
  That's pretty close, the Permissive Action Link code was 00000000 for about 20 years.
  This hamster is clearly in the know...
Is it really the guinea pig answering, or just a troll post?
- Yeah, I'm just putting the pig on the keyboard for it to crawl off.
  
  Nice, I was actually asking the pig, but no problem
What is the worst thing about Peru?
- 4rtfrv
- 😂
How are you so cute?
- -----------------ppll,
  
  💯 frfr no cap
can I have a cheeseburger?
- . vde
  
  <3
If you could have 3 wishes, what would you wish for?
- -----------------------------ppppppppppppl,kmmmmmml
wazzup ??
- z\vuI []V76V/*./=
  
  good g-pig
Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli.
- 8888888u98
- "#I won't pay those high prices for that ravioli, ravioli-oli now!"
  First of October
hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
********* see!
What about yours?
- Lemme try for real: hunter2
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Are you fully conscious but trapped in the body of a guinea pig?
- 8787 4/.
Don’t have a question I just wanna get an answer from a guinea pig
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What is your favorite game?
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  Based
  
  Sounds like a interesting game. Do you play it with someone
Is AM stupid?
- =0jjinb
  
  Understandable.
What is my Lemmy password?
- [p
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Do you live with any other guinea pigs?
- -++++++++++++_+===pllm
How do you feel about Halloween costumes?
- oujjjjjjjjk
a/s/l?
- 3wedtrf nb
  
  Bummer, the age gap between us it too big and you live in another country. Oh well, can you send nudes anyway?
  
  3, non binary?
Who's a good piggie!?
- 8ub b
  
  Your guinea pig is, got it!
What should I have for lunch?
- -9I9HY4KQTRE
  
  Sushi! Good call.
What is the secret to becoming happy
- pll;p;[[
  
  Aah... now I'm the happiest person on earth
give me a secure password
- 8888iuj)
Carrots or lettuce?
- llllllllllllllllllllllllmmmmmmmmmmm, .
  
  Completely understandable. And I agree.
What is your interpretation of the word 'Covfefe'?
- 211111111111111111111111111wqdcd
  
  Thank you sir .... may you munch on delicious vegetables all the days of your life
What's the correct pronunciation for "GIF"?
- gfcgfx c
  
  I fuckin knew it
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What's your favorite Minecraft seed?
- rfh vvvvvvffvffffffffffff
Your guinea pig likes special characters alot.
Would you be able to pack a gerbil?
- 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999ikkikjmn n
What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
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I knew Douglas Adams was wrong!
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Any tips on leading a cult?
- 555555557tuuhv
What is your official statement on the 'is a hotdog a sandwich' debate?
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What's your favorite dinosaur? 🦕
- [okkm n
Hey girl! Would you like to become the mascot of Lemmy? The pay is $0 and people will mis-species you, but you are probably immune to doxing so it's all good. None would stand against you.
- opkkojnn
- i'd take that as a yes from her.
  
  Brilliant! Girl’s a legend.
Is the Riemann Hypothesis true or false?
- 9i99999999990okijkmnj
  
  thanks I will let the mathematics community know
I need to know from one and only:
Do you prefer cut or uncut?
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I haven't seen anyone else ask, but I have to know: what's your Linux distro of choice?
- 9iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiijuohjjjjjjnmj
  
  I see an H. Definitely Arch.

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