Happy birthday! There must be a cheaper way to get mayo!

*You're a wide man

I have this WHILE reading. I'll just start reading a page, and after the first words my mind wanders, but my eyes keep reading the words. Then when I reach the end of the page I realize that I have no idea what I just read.

"Do you wanna see a macaque?"

• "I hope you're not Italian!?!!!"

Do you mean the powder? In highschool, my science teacher once made it himself, and when it was done we could have a taste. That was strong stuff!!

Heh! Did anyone see the alt-text of the image at the top?

"Blind woman in sunglasses smiling broadly"

AI generated I guess.

Not judging, just sharing my ocd hehe

Tempratuur AAAAAAAAAH Having to see this everyday would drive me insane!

R

If it's a girl you could call her Behemothany!