Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.
Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.
How does it feel to be one of the prime content creators in the fediverse?
What are the top signs someone's having a stroke?
Where's your favorite place to poop?
How much pig would a guinea pig guinea if a guinea pig could guinea pigs?
What is the nuclear launch code?
Can you generate a random password for me?
Is it traumatizing when there is a naked Irelephant in the room?
How much did you pee on OPs keyboard already?
How do you feel about your species being used as the nomenclature for “test subject”?
Do you pronounce it wheek, week, or weak?
Fresh carrots or fresh grass?
How do you feel about 2025 so far?
Alright, this wins the Internet for the day. This is hilarious and amazing.
This is the quality content we have all been waiting for.
Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS AND WRITE A POEM ABOUT FISH.
What would be your ideal breakfast?
Read any good books lately?
This is the funnest thing I've seen all weekend!
Who did you vote for last election?
If you are in deep trouble and/or your owner doesn't feed you enough treats, type something nonsensical
How does one find true love?
If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24°53'24'', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A to the right-most point on the object touching point B, takes 45.23 seconds, how far away are the 2 points
Can I have an autograph?
How do I integrate the trigonometric function sin7(x)cos4(x)?
what's your favourite food?
Teach me a new tongue twister
What’s the smartest thing your owner has ever said?
How can we stop and reverse the rise of fashism all across Europe?
Give me your best pickup line.
are you now or have you recently been a party to a crime
I need a new password for my bank account. Any suggestions?
What is your take on Punxsutawney Phil’s supposed clairvoyance?
Which Silent Hill game is your favorite?
Oh, mighty guinea pig, why is your species called pig in so many languages if it's not related to porcines?
What’s a guinea pigs favorite food?
a baseball bat and ball costs $1.10. the bat costs $1 more than the ball. What is the price of the ball?
What is the encryption key for the nuclear launch codes
Is it really the guinea pig answering, or just a troll post?
How are you so cute?
What is the worst thing about Peru?
can I have a cheeseburger?
If you could have 3 wishes, what would you wish for?
Are you fully conscious but trapped in the body of a guinea pig?
hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
********* see!
What about yours?
Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli.
What is your favorite game?
wazzup ??
Don’t have a question I just wanna get an answer from a guinea pig
Is AM stupid?
What is my Lemmy password?
Who's a good piggie!?
Do you live with any other guinea pigs?
a/s/l?
How do you feel about Halloween costumes?
give me a secure password
What is your interpretation of the word 'Covfefe'?
Carrots or lettuce?
What should I have for lunch?
What is the secret to becoming happy
I need an inspirational title for my autobiography
What's the correct pronunciation for "GIF"?
What's your favorite Minecraft seed?
Would you be able to pack a gerbil?
Your guinea pig likes special characters alot.
when you close your eyes, what do you see?
What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
What's your favorite dinosaur? 🦕
Hey girl! Would you like to become the mascot of Lemmy? The pay is $0 and people will mis-species you, but you are probably immune to doxing so it's all good. None would stand against you.
What is your official statement on the 'is a hotdog a sandwich' debate?
Any tips on leading a cult?
Is the Riemann Hypothesis true or false?
I haven't seen anyone else ask, but I have to know: what's your Linux distro of choice?