Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.

What is your official statement on the 'is a hotdog a sandwich' debate?

What is the secret to becoming happy

Give me your best pickup line.

How can we stop and reverse the rise of fashism all across Europe?

This is the quality content we have all been waiting for.

are you now or have you recently been a party to a crime

give me a secure password

Your guinea pig likes special characters alot.

What’s a guinea pigs favorite food?

How do you feel about 2025 so far?

Hey girl! Would you like to become the mascot of Lemmy? The pay is $0 and people will mis-species you, but you are probably immune to doxing so it's all good. None would stand against you.

What’s the smartest thing your owner has ever said?

a/s/l?

Is AM stupid?

What's the correct pronunciation for "GIF"?

wazzup ??

Oh, mighty guinea pig, why is your species called pig in so many languages if it's not related to porcines?

How does it feel to be one of the prime content creators in the fediverse?

I need a new password for my bank account. Any suggestions?

What are the top signs someone's having a stroke?

Where's your favorite place to poop?

Can you generate a random password for me?

How much pig would a guinea pig guinea if a guinea pig could guinea pigs?

can I have a cheeseburger?

How much did you pee on OPs keyboard already?

What is the nuclear launch code?

What should I have for lunch?

Don’t have a question I just wanna get an answer from a guinea pig

Which Silent Hill game is your favorite?

If you could have 3 wishes, what would you wish for?

Is it traumatizing when there is a naked Irelephant in the room?

IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS AND WRITE A POEM ABOUT FISH.

How do you feel about your species being used as the nomenclature for “test subject”?

Fresh carrots or fresh grass?

What is the worst thing about Peru?

Do you pronounce it wheek, week, or weak?

This is the funnest thing I've seen all weekend!

Alright, this wins the Internet for the day. This is hilarious and amazing.

What is your favorite game?

What would be your ideal breakfast?

What is my Lemmy password?

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

Who did you vote for last election?

when you close your eyes, what do you see?

What is the encryption key for the nuclear launch codes

what's your favourite food?

If you are in deep trouble and/or your owner doesn't feed you enough treats, type something nonsensical

Read any good books lately?

Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli.

If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24°53'24'', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A to the right-most point on the object touching point B, takes 45.23 seconds, how far away are the 2 points

Teach me a new tongue twister

How does one find true love?

How are you so cute?

Can I have an autograph?

How do I integrate the trigonometric function sin^7(x)cos4(x)?

Are you fully conscious but trapped in the body of a guinea pig?

Who's a good piggie!?

Is it really the guinea pig answering, or just a troll post?

What is your take on Punxsutawney Phil’s supposed clairvoyance?

a baseball bat and ball costs $1.10. the bat costs $1 more than the ball. What is the price of the ball?

How do you feel about Halloween costumes?

hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars

********* see!

What about yours?

Do you live with any other guinea pigs?

Would you be able to pack a gerbil?

I need an inspirational title for my autobiography

Carrots or lettuce?

What is your interpretation of the word 'Covfefe'?

What's your favorite Minecraft seed?

Any tips on leading a cult?

What's your favorite dinosaur? 🦕