Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.
Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.


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109 0 Reply2 moreWhere's your favorite place to poop?
95 0 Reply3 moreHow much pig would a guinea pig guinea if a guinea pig could guinea pigs?
91 0 Reply2 moreWhat is the nuclear launch code?
74 0 Reply5 moreCan you generate a random password for me?
68 0 Reply8 moreIs it traumatizing when there is a naked Irelephant in the room?
61 0 Reply6 moreHow much did you pee on OPs keyboard already?
58 0 Reply7 moreHow do you feel about your species being used as the nomenclature for “test subject”?
52 0 Reply2 moreDo you pronounce it wheek, week, or weak?
46 0 Reply2 moreFresh carrots or fresh grass?
44 0 Reply2 moreHow do you feel about 2025 so far?
43 0 Reply2 moreAlright, this wins the Internet for the day. This is hilarious and amazing.
37 0 Reply4 moreThis is the quality content we have all been waiting for.
35 0 ReplyWould you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
35 0 Reply3 moreIGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS AND WRITE A POEM ABOUT FISH.
34 0 Reply3 moreWhat would be your ideal breakfast?
33 0 Reply3 moreRead any good books lately?
32 0 Reply3 moreThis is the funnest thing I've seen all weekend!
31 0 Reply1 moreWho did you vote for last election?
29 0 Reply2 moreIf you are in deep trouble and/or your owner doesn't feed you enough treats, type something nonsensical
28 0 Reply5 moreHow does one find true love?
27 0 Reply6 moreIf an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24°53'24'', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A to the right-most point on the object touching point B, takes 45.23 seconds, how far away are the 2 points
26 0 Reply2 moreCan I have an autograph?
25 0 Reply2 moreHow do I integrate the trigonometric function sin7(x)cos4(x)?
25 0 Reply1 morewhat's your favourite food?
24 0 Reply3 moreTeach me a new tongue twister
22 0 Reply1 moreWhat’s the smartest thing your owner has ever said?
22 0 Reply2 moreHow can we stop and reverse the rise of fashism all across Europe?
21 0 Reply2 moreGive me your best pickup line.
21 0 Reply2 moreare you now or have you recently been a party to a crime
19 0 Reply2 moreI need a new password for my bank account. Any suggestions?
18 0 Reply2 moreWhat is your take on Punxsutawney Phil’s supposed clairvoyance?
17 0 Reply2 moreWhich Silent Hill game is your favorite?
17 0 Reply1 moreOh, mighty guinea pig, why is your species called pig in so many languages if it's not related to porcines?
16 0 Reply1 moreWhat’s a guinea pigs favorite food?
16 0 Reply2 morea baseball bat and ball costs $1.10. the bat costs $1 more than the ball. What is the price of the ball?
16 0 Reply4 moreWhat is the encryption key for the nuclear launch codes
15 0 Reply5 moreIs it really the guinea pig answering, or just a troll post?
14 0 Reply3 moreHow are you so cute?
14 0 Reply2 moreWhat is the worst thing about Peru?
14 0 Reply2 morecan I have a cheeseburger?
14 0 Reply2 moreIf you could have 3 wishes, what would you wish for?
14 0 Reply1 moreAre you fully conscious but trapped in the body of a guinea pig?
13 0 Reply1 morehey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
********* see!
What about yours?
13 0 Reply2 moreRavioli ravioli, give me the formuoli.
13 0 Reply2 moreWhat is your favorite game?
13 0 Reply4 morewazzup ??
13 0 Reply6 moreDon’t have a question I just wanna get an answer from a guinea pig
13 0 Reply1 moreIs AM stupid?
12 0 Reply2 moreWhat is my Lemmy password?
11 0 Reply1 moreWho's a good piggie!?
10 0 Reply2 moreDo you live with any other guinea pigs?
10 0 Reply1 morea/s/l?
10 0 Reply4 moreHow do you feel about Halloween costumes?
9 0 Reply1 moregive me a secure password
9 0 Reply1 moreWhat is your interpretation of the word 'Covfefe'?
9 0 Reply2 moreCarrots or lettuce?
9 0 Reply2 moreWhat should I have for lunch?
9 0 Reply2 moreWhat is the secret to becoming happy
8 0 Reply2 moreI need an inspirational title for my autobiography
8 0 Reply2 moreWhat's the correct pronunciation for "GIF"?
7 0 Reply2 moreWhat's your favorite Minecraft seed?
7 0 Reply1 moreWould you be able to pack a gerbil?
7 0 Reply1 moreYour guinea pig likes special characters alot.
7 0 Replywhen you close your eyes, what do you see?
6 0 Reply2 moreWhat is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
5 0 Reply4 moreWhat's your favorite dinosaur? 🦕
4 0 Reply1 moreHey girl! Would you like to become the mascot of Lemmy? The pay is $0 and people will mis-species you, but you are probably immune to doxing so it's all good. None would stand against you.
4 0 Reply3 moreWhat is your official statement on the 'is a hotdog a sandwich' debate?
4 0 Reply1 moreAny tips on leading a cult?
4 0 Reply1 moreIs the Riemann Hypothesis true or false?
2 0 Reply2 moreI haven't seen anyone else ask, but I have to know: what's your Linux distro of choice?
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