Oh I'm married so 1) the bar to get laid is lower 2) there's a ceiling on the amount of poon I can land in a week. Really frees me up to do important things like fart around on Lemmy.
Hell yes. I've written a unit price calculator, a tip calculator, a "how many plates do I need to put on this barbell to reach X weight?" app, a "am I connected to the Internet" app, and a few other small things. Other people have already written apps like these. But these apps work the way I want them to, and they were good learning experiences.
Chase poontang all day every day. Not even joking, I know myself.
I mean, a lot of "chasing" would be working out, eating healthy, and earning money, but I know why I'd do those things.
Zoltan!
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
The move toward authoritarianism is frightening, but the 2 things give me hope right now are 1) the size and endurance of protests so far 2) the fact that Trump is terrible at executing long-term plans / TACO. If we keep this up he will give up while claiming victory.
Long-term, the scary thing is his advisors (e.g., Stephen Miller) telling the next authoritarian who gets elected "I could have made Trump a dictator if he didn't suck. That was the practice run, you ready for the real deal?"
Cookout at a park? Reserve a space that has a roof and grill, and everyone else can bring sides?
No. I have doubts that it actually happens except in extremely rare instances. I wonder if some women blame a lack of attraction on height because saying other things gets an ever worse reaction?
I disagree with the person you're replying to - romantic partners and friends have a lot in common but they are not the same thing. And just because you were romantically interested in someone doesn't mean you owe them friendship. These things are difficult and if you don't want to keep being a friend for whatever reason that's fine.
Ever seen the documentary on The Aristocrats joke? Bob Saget's parts are great.
Dude, Where's My Car? is so much better than it had any right to be. And while the main characters are stoners, most of the humor isn't stoner humor. Not that there's anything wrong with stoner humor, but movies that consist entirely of stoner humor tend to drag after a while.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinusitis - see the illustration from that article.
I've never found a diagram that gives a great idea of how the sinuses work, but between the various sinuses in your head there's a surprising amount of space. So all that space for holding mucus + constantly making more = a surprisingly large amount of mucus.
Also, since mucus is gross I think we overestimate the actual volume because even a few mLs seems like a lot. If you started blowing your nose into a measuring cup it would take longer than you think to fill it up. Please conduct this experiment and report back with pictures.
I take my canoe out on a lake that's 8 minutes from my house. Relaxing, and the exercise is a side effect.
I'm also delusional enough to think I can box so I hit the punching bag for 40 minutes some days. It's a joke but makes me feel badass.
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I'm trying to comment on this but I'm not sure how to pull it up on lemmy.world and then comment on it: https://startrek.website/comment/38082