I have no idea how to react to this.

The guy just likes flags

Gotta catch em all
- Dudes missing Ukraine and Russia. He's slacking.
Maybe someone should let him know about his choices.

- Now that is a work of art
- Can't stop laughing staring at the UKIP logo on that thing
If you made that just for this thread, I applaud your waste of time for our entertainment.
This feels a little too wrong.
- The more you look at it, the more wrong it becomes.

Gay white nationalist. A Bubba who digs Bubbas.

Confederates hate America though.
- Only if you demand logical consistency of thought, i.e. if facts matter.
So straight he circled right back around

Came across a truck in a southern town covered in stickers of anime traps (some were borderline hentai), gay pride stickers, and a whole lot of gun stickers. They had a bumper sticker that said something like "the only thing straight about me is my shooting".

If anyone deserves the right to bare arms, it's femboys. Not everyone looks good in dresses with sleeves!
Back in the Trump days I saw a documentary on YouTube about the rise in LGBTQ+ gun culture.
Basically, most of the interviewed folks reasoned: I’d rather not need or use a gun, but the people who want me dead all have them, so I want to protect myself. Obviously, there’s also just people in that community who enjoy guns regardless. Both are perfectly valid reasons.

"The South Rides Dick Again!"

I do feel the need to point out that the truck is parked near a BJ's Brewhouse...

"I will fuck any of my slaves"

We have ample evidence of the sexual abuse of enslaved women - you can see that in the skin color of most black folks who live in the US.
We know they raped their male slaves too, but it doesn’t produce physical evidence. But a lot of the obsession with the size of black men’s penises starts in the mid 1800s.
The Delectable Negro is a fascinating read about disturbingly erotic cannibalism of enslaved folks. They ate Nat Turner after they put his rebellion down, and the descriptions are just weird.
- Read Wikipedia
  Holy fuck they made purses out of the guy and they're still figuring out which skull is his. What. The. Fuck.
- The evidence is Presidential.

I have someone near my home who flies those exact same flags, so it made me think. My state bled for the Union, so it's not a "southern pride" flag.

I came to the conclusion American Pride, Gay Pride, And White Pride aren't exclusive XD

You can be love America, be gay, and hate minorities all at the same time, what a country

Ahhh, true freedom!

I think I'm more confused by spongebob playing in the background more than anything.
- Bottom of their sign says: "SpongeBob SquarePants fan club meetings in Tyron's mom's basement. Every Wednesday at 7:30PM"
- Looks like that's a beach towel or a bedsheet maybe
Confused screaming

If you use Tumblr to get pictures of handsome working men / military men / etc, you see a lot of this crap coming from the same accounts sharing hot dudes. Gay men decrying "wokeism" and hating on trans people and immigrants.

Being gay unfortunately does not correllate with intelligence.

Yeah no kidding, otherwise Log Cabin Republicans wouldn't exist. I mean why else would an LGBT+ person vote Republican unless they're just plain stupid?
- I mean why else would an LGBT+ person vote Republican unless they're just plain stupid?
  Greed?

It's that guy that tries hard to be center leaning. 🤔

I do. They can fuck right off.

I know, but it's like... how do you hold those three things as values dear enough to you to wave flags from the back of your truck and not see the dissonance.
It's like there's a town near me and there's one house that has a big Trump/Vance flag and two Trump/Vance banners on the fence in front of their porch.
And a "proud union member" sign in their yard.
Makes no fucking sense.
- Very few people can recognize that level of dissonance. They have twisted stuff in their minds so long it's impossible to see it.
- Police union I assume
- i still think we should start satirizing flags, and making nonsense flags that don't actually exist, but appear to exist, not unlike e pluribus anus, although that applies to the show community, so it doesn't count.
  There's got to be all kinds of stupid shit we can think up.

This is a Choose Your Own Adventure truck!

He’s deep in the deep fried closet, that one

Use to work with a woman who was this way. Masculine lesbian proud southerner. Verbally harassed young servers.

Puerto Rican sous chef called her go- rilla because she had massive forearms.

that's Dick Cheney

One thing I do know is that motherfucker can’t see shit

He really loves Brokeback Mountain, but would be pissed about "forced diversity" if they remade it with one of the lead characters black.

Mark Robinson has a pretty nice truck!

Ahem. Mark Robinson used illicit funds gained from defrauding families who entrusted his wife to take care of their children to obtain a pretty nice truck.
Which he promptly crusted up with pizza stains…
- Those weren't pizza stains.