Couch fucker says what?
Guess who’s having all his windows boarded up shut?
The corpse of that turtle is still going to vote for Trump.
The guy would walk in the dressing room of the Miss TEEN USA pageant, that he owned, while they were changing. Of course he’s groped minors. Unfortunately, there won’t be a video of this happening. Guaranteed.
That’s code for “I’m fleeing the country and moving to either an underground bunker or a one story home with no windows, so I don’t “accidentally” fall out of one.”
He’s absolutely talking about all of us, no matter what our citizenship status is. That lady and all those who support him will be the first ones to get shipped the fuck outta here because they already have their addresses and phone numbers. There’s a special place in hell for people that sell out their own kind.
Literally laundering money to his campaign. Nothing will happen.
That’s one way to waste 75 million bucks.
Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman. Guaranteed they’re behind this.
Good luck with that.
Barely. They need to call out the lunatics like MTG. Reps and Senators. By name.
Alex should be more concerned about which dumpster he’s gonna have to dive into to get his next meal, and not about hurricanes.
Ideally, prison time.
Can we re-freeze her and put her back in the ice cave where she was found? This is not the unfrozen caveman lawyer reboot I was promised.
The dumbest people on the planet.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Good. Fuck ‘em.
Here's a plot for "The Plumber" starring Jason Statham:
Genre: Action-Thriller
Plot:
Jack "The Plumber" Reynolds (Jason Statham) is a rugged, no-nonsense plumber with a mysterious past. Living in modern-day London, Jack has retired from his former life as a special forces operative. However, when his brother, a fellow veteran, is murdered, Jack is pulled back into the world of high-stakes espionage.
As Jack investigates his brother's death, he uncovers a sinister plot to manipulate the city's water supply, threatening the lives of millions. The trail leads him to a corrupt businessman, Victor Vex (Tom Hiddleston), who's using his wealth and influence to further his nefarious agenda.
With his plumbing skills and combat training, Jack navigates the city's underground infrastructure, taking down Vex's henchmen and unraveling the conspiracy. Along the way, he teams up with Sarah (Emily Blunt), a resourceful engineer who helps him stay one step ahead of the villains.
As the stakes escalate, Jack faces off against Vex in an intense, hand-to-hand combat showdown. With his skills and determination, Jack saves the city from catastrophe, earning his nickname "The Plumber" as a hero who unclogs more than just pipes.
Subplots:
- Jack's complicated relationship with his estranged sister-in-law and niece, whom he must protect.
- A rival plumber, Marcus (Idris Elba), who becomes an unlikely ally.
- Jack's past as a special forces operative, revealed through flashbacks.
Action sequences:
- High-speed chase through London's sewer system.
- Fight in a crowded market.
- Showdown at an abandoned water treatment plant.
Themes:
- Redemption and second chances.
- Family and loyalty.
- The power of unconventional skills in unexpected situations.
This plot combines Jason Statham's signature action-hero style with a unique, relatable protagonist and a gripping storyline.