The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

Incoming heart attack

I was also thinking about a heart attack.

You spilled your jpg compression all over it.

First thought: gonna need a nap.

Second thought: gonna need blood thinners

First thing: I'd like it to be a bit smaller.

Second thing: burger

Agreed, I’d still cut it in half and keep the other half to eat later

Mine: "Why do they always make them taller and not wider? I am not a snake. I cannot unhinge my jaw to eat it like that dude in the Burger King commercial."

Too much bread in that case 😂
This is a knife and fork burger if I've ever seen one

coranary artery disease

On my period, I could eat this easily

Not a real burger. Real burgers can be held, and easily eaten by the average American man or woman (height between 5'5" and 5'10" inclusive) without a knife and fork, and without the need to visit a sink to wash your hands after.

Big burgers should be wider, not taller. This is a meat and cheese loaf with a side of bread.

A good burger should be juicy. I have no problem washing my hands after eating one.
- Nah, you should be able to eat it at the job site

Utterly disgusting. Where can someone get this monstrosity so that I can avoid it?

"Eat like you have free healthcare"

But if you’re offered this burger, you likely don’t!

They could have made it with three juicy medium/medium rare patties instead of six fried until dry ones.

What’s in the glass, some kind of soup? And where might one get it? Asking for me
- Bloody Mary: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/the-12-craziest-best-blo_b_6661562

Ach, my arteries!

The slow, incredibly painful and brutal death my father father had over 10 years (!) because he ate this shit. Just never. Why should anybody eat this? It doesn't even taste good, it's just the brain wash that these things taste good.

Put your dick in it.

Tums

America 🇺🇸

I fucking desire it

I could eat.

If it had some other toppings in addition that'd be a hell of a marathon recovery meal

I know a really serious bodybuilder who swears by his twice a week recovery meal. 2 double quarter pounders, 2 large fries, large coke, chocolate sundae and a protein shake.
100% of his daily fat, salt, carbs and a massive sugar spike smashed down within 15 minutes of rubber legging his way out of the gym.
That would just ruin it.

Cholesterol

Chloesterol amirite

Needs ketchup and onion rings

Separate those six burgers, store one, eat one, give the rest to others. Unless someone needs the stored one, then give that one away too. Am not doing great but I'll manage 🤷

... Seriously want a burger now though v.v Why'd you do this to me? 🙀

My weak ass jaw dislocating 3 times trying to take the first bite.

Actually I wouldn't even try to take the first bite on account of the jaw.

Disgusting.

One patty and some fries is plenty for me thanks. Oh, and why the hell are their no veggies on that burger?

In America you can! They let you! FREEDUMB!

heart attack

Ew

Donald Trump

If I had to, I wouldn't even know how to start eating that.

Ew

Would

One short on the steak n shake's 7x7. Young me would eat once of those a every payday with my coworkers.

Needs bacon and a fried egg.

Plastic cheese, cow antibiotics, somehow a bit too sweet bread for some reason, and a suspiciously low price (like 3 moneys).

Also it's hard to taste anything more subtile past the overwhelming fat, salt, & sugar.

What Im saying is I'll only order one.

Tummy hurt

Heartburn.

D Trumps head

Yep. You can still order these at Steak & Shake, but they aren't on the menu. My friends and I used to get these on a crazy whim, up until my buddy's first heart attack at 17 years old. They're almost inedible. It's kind of like eating a slab of cheesy beef casserole, bigger than your face.