“Sir, this is a Wendy’s Aldi”

Of course, railways, like beaux-arts architecture and star forts, could only have been invented by the Tartarian Empire countless aeons ago.

“sigma” is like sovereign citizen for pickup artists: it’s an ostensible cheat code to get stuff for free and avoid consequences, only one which doesn’t actually exist.

This is why we have codes of conduct.

Is the “wood if notes box” thing meant to be some kind of magical incantation for evading legal obligations?

Shelter and St. Mungo’s deal with helping the homeless and those under threat of homelessness.

Don’t under any circumstances give anything to the Salvation Army, as they discriminate against LGBT people and push a religious conservative agenda.

Given the wild imbalance between summer- and winter-time solar generation (in Germany it’s an order of magnitude, and further north, in the Baltics, it’d be more), it’d probably be a good idea to overbuild solar capacity and have some energy storage with a year time frame like pumped hydro, storing summer surplus for the winter.

An Apple bidet which adds a colonic health section to your Health app

There was a graphic some years ago showing headshots of all the female presenters on FoxNews, and they all looked like they were decanted from the same cloning facility, down to their identically blonde hair. Presumably that’s a shade of blonde that is by now synonymous with conservative-to-fascist-aiming-at-respectability politics.

Maybe they were hoping that he’d have a lucrative rap career rather than living up to his name literally

Cosmic Combo, an iOS port of Johan Peitz’ PICO-8 game Cosmic Collapse, is good.

Isn’t that lousy with video ads now?

Meanwhile, Sean Cromber has a lorry full of plastic sex arses stuck at Calais.

I think this has been satisfactorily established by now

Ride the Iron Sloth

Is this the case of Byron becoming fashionable, hippies being gentrifuged out by rising prices and replaced by Liberal voters who wanted their slice of heaven to be more conservative and family-friendly?

Meanwhile, Brexit remains the Will Of The People, with both major parties absolutely ruling out any reversal as not to betray the robust, unvarnished opinions of true Brits like Barry the football-loving squaddie from Southampton whose Twitter account is now either a big-haired homeschooling mom from Missouri or the social media officer of Palestinians For Trump.

Unless you were a corrupt politician whose aim was self-enrichment by looting the country, in which case you may be reassured that you are on the right track

Would there be any reason for the Greens to not extend an invitation to her?

To be fair, those words were written around the End Of History, when fascism was known to be safely extinct and nobody in their right mind would have assumed that such a phrase referred to it.