Campism. All evil comes from the Washington liberal-capitalist consensus, therefore anyone who stands against Washington and its allies is on the side of the Revolution, even if they’re the Taliban or someone.

Giving Ukraine a nuclear deterrent may be Netanyahu’s Churchill moment, i.e. one good action made by someone with an otherwise uniformly shitty record

Would Japan have been better had the shogunate continued?

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

When his new Nazi besties discard him in the same way that affluent, performatively eco-conscious liberals and sci-fi/“geek” culture fans who weren’t at least fascism-curious did, where’s he going to turn?

My money’s on Scientology.

Looks a bit opulent for the commies

The 18-24 male voters are single-issue voters, who just want to see feminism defeated and to be issued with the subservient tradwife that Andrew Tate told them is their birthright.

And the thing is, you know the game is going to be something really mid you play on your phone on the toilet that looks like an AAA strategy game but is flatteringly easy with the right in-app purchases and annoying otherwise. Still, with all those glowing hexagons and stuff, it looks more complex than a slot machine, so it’s lost Donnie.

Literally that 1924 newspaper article about how Hitler’s prison sentence had tamed him

…but some bro on Youtube says that philosophers are chads, and in the same category as crypto billionaires and MMA fighters.

You couldn’t make Home Alone today, because a middle-aged man beating up a bunch of old guys would just hit wrong

It’s like Ryoji Ikeda goes to the arcade

Animal products mislabelled as vegan at fossil-fuel trade fair mislabelled as climate action summit

It looks like the Cybertruck equivalent of those PC cases that look sort of like a Macintosh Classic only slightly off

Stocks in producers of nutritional supplements and bleach, meanwhile, have rallied.

I thought they had field crematoria for that

It’s obviously from the parallel timeline in which German became the official language of the United States.

“How good is Australian Clean Coal™️ ?”

Not even that; 0.1% per trade would bring in a huge windfall. Even something negligible like 0.01% would bring in nontrivial amounts of revenue.

The problem is that being above paying tax has become part of the identity of being rich, and the very idea of even a negligible amount of one’s wealth being taken away to be given to your inferiors is unacceptable, and the rich will defend every fluctuating cent of their wealth as a non-negotiable matter of honour, even if it means burning down the world.

Cutting out everyone but the middleman