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  • Look, if Elon got run over by a Tesla, everyone would be laughing it off right now. If putin got smashed between a large truck and another large truck or by some other means like a large steel plate, everyone would be more than ecstatic. I would do a little dance myself. So I think we should just not try to figure out who did this too hard. It just happens sometimes. Right?

    Cuz nobody figures out who denied your claim when your dad had to die right? Where's the justice there? This is it! This is the justice. Don't want it? Well then implement a better way to get justice. As, is, this is great.

  • CEO of UnitedHealthcare fatally shot outside of NYC hotel, source says
  • I'm a rep for United Morgues R US. I just wanted to talk to you about your dearly departed. Specifically the length, width and height please. Does he have insurance that covers the box or will it be openbox? We have pine boxes of every level but you might be interested in the special finishes like the seashore metalized powder coating. Its only $50k. Such a bargain. We have the burnado, which is an excellent way to prepare for diamonds of colors. The box comes pre-preg with the correct chemicals for blue diamond, ruby and other elegant colors. Making diamonds from your loved ones during the holiday is 50% off, at just $99k! But if you desire, we can also mulch, evaporate or Kitty litter your loved one. Some people preferred the mix with coffee option...that's only $15/lb this week. Act now and we'll deliver for free a custom deluxe, one of a kind gorme swiss army pin-like plastic hood ornament, on the house.

  • Google wants my face back! Buhhu!hu!
  • And deletion means they are not available to you, only us.... And we reserve the right to own the data you leave behind so we can sell it and have AI figure out how many times per day you scratch your head. Don't worry AI will love the boring data you leave behind.

  • Google wants my face back! Buhhu!hu!
  • I'm.thinking to move to immich because it is fully open source and it allows multiuser where photoprism requires $ between you and multiple users. Probably not much money but I'm too cheap ass. And I don't like to be corralled by software.

  • What kid deadning machine do you drive?
  • This morning I was driving to work and I saw off in the distance something moving behind an F250 truck. As I got closer and got to see the back, I realized it was the owner of the truck offloading tools at the worksite. He was on the shorter side, true, but a fully grown man completely hidden by the box of the truck.

  • Windows 11 market share falls despite Microsoft ad blitz | Windows 10, on the other hand, managed to grow its share of that market
  • Hmmm.... Maybe people using windows 10 really do love the full screen ads! Yeah! They missed the ads so they went back to windows 10 until they can get those ads in windows 11! Yup! That must be it!

    I would double down on full screen unstoppable ads. Maybe one that looks like a BSOD? That would be lovely!

  • What kid deadning machine do you drive?

    Just look at that. This truck is taller than a used kid (10 years old). I assume the truck can run over pretty much any other age but probably the driver might be able to see older kid's heads. Or we could teach our kids to jump to school rather than walk. If you see a truck, jump and make eye contact before jumping while crossing the street. Or we could tell our kids to never go outside until they are 21.

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    Enshitification @slrpnk.net werefreeatlast @lemmy.world
    Trying out Gboard alternatives?

    Ofcourse you'll need gboard to bring back the spacebar!

    !

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    Enshitification @slrpnk.net werefreeatlast @lemmy.world
    A reminder that you don't own your phone

    To use Google messages you must sign in to one of your google accounts, even though that was not a requirement until today that I know of or was aware of.

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    AI messing around with our data

    This morning I was searching for vegan options for hide glue

    https://www.woodworkersjournal.com/dr-jekylls-hyde-glue-the-vegans-alternative/

    I ended up in that page which I think it's a joke. So then I searched for that in Amazon.

    This morning on my work computer I get this Dr. Jekyll thing provided to me by Microsoft's AI driven shit blaster.

    You tell me WTF. My phone is not connected to my home computer and my work computer is not connected to either. How the fuck do they figure out the connection. And why? Like I totally I'm not interested in this particular story guy or even the fake glue that was the start of the joke.

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    Enshitification @slrpnk.net werefreeatlast @lemmy.world
    Cannon App going shitty

    So now, if you want to get the app you gotta give up your email or whatever sign up information they want.

    How about a nice Nikon?

    Or maybe just take photos? The WiFi speed on my camera is shit anyway.

    I would rather like a direct WiFi powered upload system for my photoprism server.

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    Here's a view of Microsoft's AI at work at work.

    What a wonderful piece of Linux propaganda 😁. Look at this piece of shit spying on me at work doing who knows what that it needs more than one process.

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    I need a thermometer 🌡️

    Not only are most wireless thermometers on Amazon "meat thermometers" so they gotta show you pictures of the dead animals you're heating, but they also gotta tell you if it's beef or chicken specifically in text, or graphic form.

    Like I'm trying to just keep something specifically at 32 degrees and maybe an alarm setting if it goes higher?

    Yes, fuck! My photography liquid, yes, it's chicken 😺🍗!

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    CAD @lemmy.world werefreeatlast @lemmy.world
    SOLIDWORKS pdm is garbage 🗑️

    PDM vs just a network folder....hmmmm.

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    AI videos are getting better?

    These are better than those weird videos.

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    Crocodiles get dental work for free!
    youtube.com - YouTube

    Auf YouTube findest du die angesagtesten Videos und Tracks. Außerdem kannst du eigene Inhalte hochladen und mit Freunden oder gleich der ganzen Welt teilen.

    Not you! You're human. You don't deserve free dental work. Instead you must pay your government so that it can start, continue or pretend to end wars.

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    How can we get to Mars faster
    youtube.com - YouTube

    Auf YouTube findest du die angesagtesten Videos und Tracks. Außerdem kannst du eigene Inhalte hochladen und mit Freunden oder gleich der ganzen Welt teilen.

    Notice the continuous mention of bones.

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    Notification Time

    Would it be possible to please make notifications last a whole minute? I really want to enjoy my notifications during a movie.

    Also, I really love how I can't quickly just close the notifications. Could you guys please just lock up my phone or something?

    Uh, I know! I know one! When the low battery notification comes on, switch the phone to full brightness and turn on the flashlight! And like be sure to cover the entire useful window for a minute or two so the user can be made aware of the importance!

    And please do interrupt whatever I'm doing, whenever a guy just wants to call my phone number. That makes it easier for me to just call other people to do the same. And when a call comes in, those are the 3 things I want to do, either Answer, screen or hang-up. I sure wouldn't want to totally ignore a phonecall regardless of who it was. Specially not during a movie or while having sex. Please call others so they can call me.

    When I'm driving, don't use the GPS to do useful things like call blocking! Nah. That data is important, send it to Coke so they know where to sell me more! Please do let me know about Coke or a call about the candidates while I'm about to exit the freeway. Block the entire screen and minimize my GPS. Truly appreciated!

    Thanks Android!

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    In other news at a gas station near by...

    In other news, more and more drugged up SUV drivers seek vengeance by running over innocent gas station bystanders.... most of the time it turns out to be just a cat, so it's okay.

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    Maintaining a level of anonymity.

    I figure this would be a good place to ask. Im not paranoid but I say a ton of stupid stuff on the Internet. It's fun having conversations with total strangers after work 😁. Anyway, I was thinking. Could I keep a level of anonymity if I just created new accounts every month for example? Is that a thing people use? Like every month you just abandon your bs account and get a completely new account on google. Google specifically since they are the assholes that keep selling our data.

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    Seattle is like "come to downtown please"

    No thanks, I'm good. You guys go ahead and ticket each other until you all go bankrupt. The rest of us will just stand right here and watch the whole stupidity unfold.

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    AI is about to steal your date!

    We all know it, AI is better than you so just move over and let AI do the job 😉.

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    Hey we got your pics pay up! ASAP!

    So anyway, lolz, we got photos of you, give us money 🤑💰🤑🤑💰🤑💰💰🤑!

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    Simple parametric python model

    Recently I've been planning on designing some optics, nothing fancy just for a projector system that I'm messing around with. Anyway I got this idea that I could basically model the optics in blender using lux core to simulate the light path as it bounces the mirrors and passes through the lenses.

    So I am able to create lenses and parts of any kind O can think of but I would love to be able to control the parts after I've created them via parameters like radius of curvature for example for a mirror.

    Is that possible using a python script? Like somehow keep the script that created the geometry somehow linked to the geometry in such a way that I can come back to the script and change it later or maybe even change it using the timeline and key frames?

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    Welcome to the Solid Works 3D experience!

    Oh yes! The 3D experience!

    Go ahead sign in! Tell us how our shit product is broken. That's valuable information that we SOLIDWORKS can keep to ourselves and make you create a new username and password combo to remember. Ofcourse your data regarding anything is actually ours. We own it! Thanks!

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