I love how the first two names are the same real names and in alphabetical order, then the next one is nearly a real name, sounds nearly like the first two, and is nearly in alphabetical order, and from there on the names just get weirder and more out of order.

Watching an AI's sanity leak out in real time is fascinating

My son is also named borts

We need more Borts license plates!

Hufflepuff class roster.

Gryffindor Slytherin Ravenclaw Hufflepuff
Which one of these does not belong?
- It's me isn't it I'll pack my bags

Jorch looks like he's repeating 12th grade for the twentieth time.

And Chunus has been living in a cave since kindergarten

omg is that the yearbook picture of Jort, the inventor of Jorts?!??!!? no way!!!

I mean, not too far off from crazy American names Especially the one that's like someone was Ashleigh and wanted to be "even more unique".

I forget the source but I remember seeing a list of high schoolers in a town in one of the Dakotas. I swear Borts would be on that list.

Nice NFT collection you got there. If we were back in 2022 you'd definitely sell them for some eth.

“Hammin, if you say ‘hey, guys, this party needs some Hammin up!’ one more time, I will leave your corpse in a dumpster.”

Shamp. Fuckin Shamp.

It's always Shamp.

Are we censoring "AI" now to avoid social media filters?

Or just the auto-reply bots that swarm like flies on certain keywords
- That makes more sense

I like that it forgot it was putting them in alphabetical order halfway through the second line. Also, Foob and Fooby are definitely twins, and I would love to meet their parents

Wonder what Chunus is up to these days?

I heard he got big.
- Nah, that's his mate Chungus. This guy Chunus has been overshadowed for most of his life.

Aiden & Aiden? Their AI mom could've at least come up with 2 different names for her twin sons.

Borts is constantly being confused for Borts.
- You might think so but the only Borts I would invite to my birthday party is the one on the right. The left Borts has a reputation for eating everyone's birthday cake.
I'm not shitting you. My distant aunt by marriage has 3 kids. Karen, Karin, Karyn
They are Hispanic and have a couple different accents to pronounce them different....but come on.
- Antonia, Antônia, and Antónia.
Also, only two people named Aiden in the entire class and they're both spelled the same? Most unrealistic part of the whole thing!

I’m sorry, were you talking to me?

No, my sons are also named Borts.

No way Borts and Chunus are in the same grade.

It tried really hard to keep them in alphabetical order.

aiden aiden braiden bootus borts borts is poetry

edit: oh fuck it's brIaden wtf damn. bootus borts borts is good tho

It's Briaden

I heard that left Borts was a little bit too interested in WWII history..

Remember Asheliigynne

I got the t-shirt that I only wore once to the candlelight vigil. Eventually, I’ll put it in a trash bag with a bunch of other stuff I don’t wear, and donate it at a clothing drive.

Kill Asheliigynme, fuck Furtus, marry Borts (yes both borts).

Bootus got dem DSLs though

You'd think AI would be better at replicating text and font, it's quite possibly one of the most intentionally consistent forms you could possibly analyze.

How could I forget the Crabbe Brothers, good ol' Shimp and Shamp?

Tag yourself, I'm Foob

I gotta be Shamp. But you know what they say, better Shamp than Shimp.
I'm Ashelyginne
I'm Jorch. You seen Hogby around? We kind of fell out of touch after that thing with Hunby.
- Were you named after a jean torch?
Jorch all day, buddy

Those names. I'm cryyyyyin 🤣

Hobem -> hold them doors

Hunby looks like he'll offer you a sports car if you're the last person to take your hand off it.

What kind of AI would name their kids like that.

one which is built to generate images, not text
Come on jorch, you're just upset someone else gets to use your name.

Awelsh guy orders a gin: "A shelii gynne"

This is giving me big Mrs. Munger's Class vibes, I love it. And I love that this reminded me of some nonsense I watched when I was a kid. Fucking Mahoot always got me.

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Jorch without beard is Jort, lol.

Hey shamp, how was sshool?

Hey I'm not Shamp, I'm Shimp! Get your names correct, shilly!

This has some real Bobson Dugnutt energy.

That guy is smiling suspiciously much for someone who is currently spending time in the vicinity of a large quantity of third graders whose mother named him Bootus

I think Humers is smiling for a different reason...

Jorch over here looking like a yeti

And Jort looks like someone who spends their weekends hunting yeti

None of them will ever find a fake license tag at an amusement park, and that's just sad.

Just add an S to the BORT license plate.
There's some hope for the Aidens.
- What about good ol' family values Chunus?

Hi Borts!

BOOTUS ENGAGE!

I wonder if bootus a fetish or aversion.

Crusader Kings moment

I used to buy drugs off of Hunby.

no to rain on the parade but this is definitely human made content pretending like it's some weird AI shit. the names are way too obvious. Only a person trying to make a funny meme would put "broop, fooby, foob, shimp" in there.

Literally first try and not even using a seed of a yearbook snippet. If I used a seed it would be even better. Used Dalle3 with prompt "school yearbook with names".
- Is bottom left's name "Love Chaos"? Lmaoo
- Well I’ll be damned. Still these are really far from the actual names in the op post. I think it’s embellished

Jorch is my spirit animal

Hey asheliigymne!! Long time no see

Broop seems pretty chill

Idk why but Broop, Foob, Hammin, and Jort look like they're part of a team in robotics club.
- I was so confused. I thought you meant Fooby at first, but yeah Foob definitely makes sense for the robotics club.
  Fooby looks like he aspires to be VP of sales at some company that has a B2B product.

What about Adolf Borts H.?

This really looks human generated tbh

We are all jorch

Or jort