Why eat beets if you don't want all your bodily excrement to be purple?

The unhinged ramblings of a chronically online person.

Yikes

I'm not American but what other option do they have? The democratic party is in a bad shape and "just make another party" isn't viable.

I'm more of a man of sin

That's the worst thing I've seen all month

This might be a hot take but any leadership selection where candidates are ranked in terms of how lucid they are is a bad time for all involved.

I don't get why people think an ugly looking vehicle is a status symbol. To most, it symbolizes something completely different.

Amazing that you can tell. They all look the same to me.

This little maneuver is gonna gain us 51 pets

Unless you want to live in a tiny rural town, housing prices are generally pretty fucked.

I cry everytime I listen to this. A song that transcends the very idea of what music is.

Not sure why you seem so personally invested but he admitted to it so a lot of this conjecture is moot. There's links to his statement ITT.

Actually, foreign espionage is illegal so it cannot

And not for the good reason

He's like a two year old that got hit with an enlarging-ray

If only there was a position for a small sausage sensation...

It's her expression that gets me

I wish the Dutch were real 😔

While I'm not downvoting you, you're making a similar comment to "don't you mean facial tissue?" when someone asks for a kleenex. Technically correct but everyone knows what is meant by the initial comment.