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"And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you :3."

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They have ADSD

That's why I've been rizzing up my knife for years now

I read this as "weaponized prostitution" at first and was ready to hear how it works for some people, because it sure as hell didn't work for me.

I mean some of them seem very normal and not unique to dads. Like "look horses", why the fuck would i not tell people that there are horses? That goes for most groups of animals, animals are cool.

Hot dogs and... Uhhh... Corn?

I didn't know this, that's very cool!

Nothing is more wholesome than people doing it for the love of the game

Haha op you're so cool and sexy

That's sweet. Money without people on it is the best, it shows what your country values when you don't have to pick influential figures.

With quantitative easing, the two are more similar than different

Yeah, you pick kill for your wife like the baby boomers taught us

That would look fierce parked diagonally 8 standard-sized parking stalls and 2 handicap stalls.

The US just loves the vibes of slavery

Lol, tell me you don't understand posturing without telling me you don't understand posturing

I'm not religious, but I can see the immense value that religion had historically as an imperfect guide to ethics and practical knowledge.

Sure, we can scoff at the hypocrisy and flaws now with our years of schooling, but the common person didn't have the same access to academia back them. Short, memorable stories that show people getting punished for misdeeds and others rewarded for positive deeds is much easier to impart onto peasants than the nuances of collectivism.

Someone could point to the horrible acts done in the name of religion, but just imagine if those people didn't have the fear of god in them. Tribalism would have separated humans into different nonreligious groups to genocide in a world without religion.

You can't just talk shit about Gerald Sperm like that, he gave his life for research 😭

Somehow, Palpatine escaped the holodeck...

I thought it was called a job requirement.

That reminds me of how anyone could feel like a 1337 hacker if they run the tree command lol

When I was in high school I made a .bat file that autoran when you put it in a device. All it would do is open the disc drive every 90 seconds however it did convince one teacher that she had a virus which caused giggles all around.