Apart from “life is short”, what other lines do you use before making bad decisions?

I'll get 2% cashback.

3% if I can use my phone to tap. I don’t even need my wallet to fuck myself.

"fuck it"

This one is pretty much my go-to lol

It can't be that bad if future me doesn't come back in time to stop me

I can change her

Time to toilet train that kid

That's a problem for future me, and that guys a dick

"That's a problem for future me" "ah she'll be right" "fuck it what's the worst that could happen"

she'll be right... @lemmy.nz
Checks out.
- Also an Aussie thing. We likely nicked it from them like Esky.

Leroy Jenkins

“I’ll sleep when I’m dead”

It's a calculated risk.

if it was really illegal they wouldve made the sign bigger.

It's always better to regret something you have done than something you haven't.

By the way, if you see your mother this weekend, tell her "Satan! Satan! Satan!"

Such a great album opener. I love when people are hearing it for the first time and turn up the volume to hear the intro better and then, well, you know...

I'll pull out.

How many “bad decisions”?
- 4

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

FUCKIN' THING SUCKS!

You have backups? Novel concept.
- Nobody has backups until they successfully restore one.
Never, ever trust the backup.

Yolo

"What's the worst that can happen?"

"Watch this shit!"

"One more couldn't hurt."

And the classic, "hold my beer".

And the classic, "hold my beer"
This is the correct answer.

I'm an adult, I can do what I want.

Found Cartman

For 3 days I've been hovering over the checkout button on £800 of computer parts I can't afford so that I can play starfield properly.

This thread is not good for me.

Don't do it dude(tte). Save up for it. The game will still be there in a while, it will have received some bugfixing patches, mods will be developed, and on top of that the parts will probably be cheaper by then.
- Thanks mate, I'm staying strong but every upvote feels like someone whispering "do it" to me.
  Sorry folks, I'm being better.
Insert dew it meme

Fuck it, we ball

"What's the worst thing that could happen?"

"Fuck it"

"I'm here for a good time, not for a long time"

"I'll deal with it on the fly"

"Yolo"

"Ask not 'why?' - ask 'why not?'".

"Thats a problem for future me" or "Future me will hate me for that"

Eh, I deserve some reward/treat after going through that!

Huh, I wonder what this does.

"that's a problem for future me"

"I've gotten this far, might as well go all the way through"

'"I need to live with my consequences of my decisions"

"it may turn out to be a mistake but It will be my mistake"

"if I didn't want to follow through why did I even leave the sofa? Of course I must commit"

Various forms of sunk cost fallacy!

even if it goes wrong, everything will sort itself out in the end

this is my motto, and I’m very proud of my terrible decision making

"I don't intend to live beyond 60 anyway."

Me, but 30 instead of 60

Oh well... fuck it, let's do it.

Or just "Oh well..." preceded or followed by a sigh, a shrug, or both.
- You've been there too!

What's the worst that can happen?

Let future-me deal with the consequences/costs

"I can sleep when I'm dead"

"What's the worst that could happen?"

A minute later: "Oh, that."

Treat yourself

One I've literally used more than once: "If I die, I'm going to look very stupid"

I'm also fond of: "There's only one way to find out"

i hope I won't regret doing this

"it'll probably work out"

"At least I learned who I was".

I can't remember where I first heard that from, but its been my go-to for years. Funnily enough, it's kinda become an almost comforting thought now that I do actually feel like I know who I am.

Will you marry me?

"Eh, my next salary is coming soon"

In response to a perfectly valid question about dumbass plan I just came up with:

"we'll burn that bridge when we come to it"

What could possibly go wrong?

"That's a problem for future me to deal with, and that guy's a jerk."

YOLO

"It'll work"

We're not here to fuck spiders

Only 1 way to find out...

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

HASHTAG YOLO!

Jesus hates cowards!

Mine is similar, and it's a reference to a Tomahawk song. God hates a coward!

Seems edible to me

“I wonder…“

Leeeeeerrrrooooooooyyyyyy Jenkins

Hey honey watch this

I know I shouldn’t but

Anything where multiple words are slurred

"Honeybadger don't care! Honeybadger just takes what he wants!"

"Fuck it, I'm on holiday"

You son of a bitch, I'm in.

I'll start a diet tomorrow.

Fuck it. Generally right before I make a large, usually irresponsible decision, I say “fuck it”.

"FML, anyway. What's the worst that is going to happen?"

"we've all gotta die someday!"

Live fast - die young - leave a good-looking corpse

"hold my beer" regardless of if I'm actually holding a beer

"I wonder what that Button does?!"

This time it'll be different

Risk it for the biscuit

Two I surprisingly haven't seen yet:

"I haven't given a shit about anything in a while"

and

"I'll just cancel the free trial"

I’m sure last time was a fluke

I spend 60% of my life in front of it, might as well splurge on quality and comfort.

(Bad decision A: Spending almost 2/3 of my life sitting on a computer. Bad decision B: Using money on computers that I SHOULD save up to eventually affort a house loan)

Looked good on paper

Well, let's see what we get.

Hey y'all watch this!

Nothing could possibly go wrong

I've suffered for this long, what's another month of misery.

Go big or go home.

"why not" "Fuck it" "Am I going to regret this? Not 80%? Do it" "Because I'm bored"

Trust me, I've done this ... Like a bunch of times... 😅

YOLO!

"Gotta be in it to win it." bonus points if it's obviously only a painful task.

Oh and, nearly forgot my personal favourite, if I'm about to do something stupid, I say

"if I die from this, you have to write it on my gravestone."

I probably say that one way too often for my age...

You gotta die somehow, may as well make it a good story to tell.

Hold my beer, Imma try something

God hates a coward!

What no kill fatten & what no fatten forgotten (Sounds like: wano keel fat e wano fat fegot when I say it lol)

Welp, it ain't gonna get worse than this

I’ll apologize later

"I did a good job today and I deserve a treat." I procede toneat entirely too much candy, but I never learn.

Never rub another man's rhubarb -joker

"Life is long, I'll have plenty of time to do it in the future". Spoiler: life is short

“This will be either badass or really stupid.”

I'm either going to be a badass or a dumbass.

Just one more

It’s 6 months same-as-cash! I’ll definitely pay it off by then!

Oh, the first month is 90% off

It'll be fine.

"Fuck it, leggo" and "what's the worst that could happen?"

Yolo, but ironically, but so often that I'm not sure I'm using it ironically anymore?

Gotta expect a few losses in a big operation!

"No risk - no fun"

"Whatever happens, happens"

"It is what it is"

In for a penny....

“I’ll be careful.”

A friend once pointed out to me that if you have to tell yourself this, you should stop whatever you’re doing (e.g. pouring bleach while wearing your best shirt) and reevaluate.

TLDR

Let's do this like Judas

Fuck it wie ball

I'll do that later

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