Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?

talibans with a red hat

Y'all Qaeda
- from Howdy Arabia
Exactly! Ugh, if these miserable, global extremist, sacks of dog shit hate freedom so much, why won't they all just go build a man made floating island somewhere in the middle of the ocean and leave the rest of the world alone, instead of dragging us all into a fucking holy war just to force us to be miserable too?
Answer:
A. They aren't actually capable of creating/building anything on their own, and are completely reliant on exploiting others because they're a bunch of talentless cocksuckers.
B. They thrive on the attention/theatrics of it all and need a captive audience.
C. Even if they suddenly woke up to a world where every need was met and everyone was exactly like them, they would be even more miserable nobody was paying attention to them, and still find excuses to go to war with each other.
D. All of the above (it's this)

Like this man ever gave his wife an orgasm.

Cuz you know, female orgasm doesn’t exist, it’s lefties' conspiracy against normal male behavior /s

Poor wife. She married a guy who's too afraid to come out of the closet and who can't pleasure her. I hope they still have a milkman.

If you're having sex with a woman, you're having sex with someone that likes dick. People who like dick are gay. Having sex with a gay person makes you gay.

Checkmate libtards.

Now I have to tell my wife I've been gay all these years.
- The only way to stop being gay is to never touch her again, otherwise you're touching someone who has touched a dick and by the transitive property that makes you gay. Touching your wife is gay.
I'm guessing the logic is:
Gay people only have sex for pleasure (because they can't reproduce), therefore, all sex for pleasure is gay.
Its like saying fish only swim in water because they can't go on land, therefore, all creatures that swim are fish.
- If you interpret gay in the original meaning ("full of joy, merry, light-hearted, carefree") then yes, having sex with your wife can be gay sex.
- someone warn the bees
Damn didn't know Lemmy drafted Aristotle. Another win for the Fediverse.
Dear Aunt Agatha,
\ I own a dick.
\ I like to have my dick caressed by other dick-loving individual.
\ What does that make me?
\ Sincerely,
\ All-out-now McJohnson
- You said dick three times in your letter. If you say the word dick that means you're thinking of a dick, and that makes you gay.
Lol that was pretty good

- Well, differently from the movie, she can always "unchoose".
I'd have gay sex with her
- So she's actually as repugnant as he is, and her views are just as bad. I can't remember her name and I can't be bothered to look it up because fuck her, but she's a minor influencer in the Conservative sphere. She goes on the streets and does those stupid shock value "interviews" with strangers.
  For anyone curious, this is from a series that a Lefty political commentator, Luke Beasley, did, where he and her sat together and tried to have measured discussions about their views. It was interesting, but it only went on for about 6 episodes, and it was rocky the entire way.
  Its all up on YouTube. And I watched. And despite her showing the smallest glimmer of understanding occasionally, she ultimately could not be convinced to change her views. It didnt help that her vile ass husband was behind the camera the entire time.
  Lastly, her husband didnt overtly say the above quote verbatim, but it was definitely heavily implied. This wasn't putting words in his mouth, its a legit view he has.
- So long as she kept her mouth shut.
  To talk.
No wonder MAGAs are obsessed with Cucks, their wives are desperate to feel something other than pain.
It's mad how far I had to scroll to find that you're the only person who's clocked how she's looking at him

Anyone working that hard to prove to the world (which didn't ask) that they aren't gay, is gay.

Exactamundo!

Men will say anything to avoid admitting they're bad at sex.

Sounds like he just doesn't want to have sex with his wife. That's pretty gay.
- also specifying, he only giving her orgasms, so theres no enjoyment on his end.
... They could try saying the alphabet, that's at least a place to start.

Isn't this basically trying to roll back women's position in society from people to baby makers?

I'd argue that he's just trying to claim that the reason no woman has ever gotten pleasure from sex with him is because he didn't want her to.
No other way to see it.
you should also notice that's the conservative worldview in general. people only have a right to exist as long as they're useful to society in one way or another. the same also appears in the work context, where they're sternly against "handouts" because they don't want to give "lazy" people a way to exist.
- people only have a right to exist as long as they're useful to society in one way or another
  Capitalism, you say? :-D
- people only have a right to exist as long as they’re useful to society in one way or another.
  And the view of the current conservatives in power in the US is that you can only be useful to society in very specific ways: For women, it's reproduction and home making, and if you dare break out of that you are "destroying society".
no, that's gay
- Everything is gay.
... Have you not encountered a Republican before?

Using the Grindr account to avoid having to have gay sex with his wife.

I don't care if this is real or not, satire or reality but we need like 1000x more of this content everywhere. This is the kind of shit that triggers most of the silent majority crowd. Gargling dongs is apparently the ultimate sin.

Sometimes I gotta be really thankful that if it wasn't for dudes like this, women's standards wouldn't be low enough for me to get laid

The Manosphere discovering higher order dimensions in order to twist themselves up into even more complex coping mechanisms.

Steve Hughes has a great bit on why it's feminine to like women, while it takes a real man to want to fuck another man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5VliEjyohM&t=101

Plato beat him by a few years
- Yes, but does Plato have a YouTube presence? I think not.
ancient greek mindset

Pretty funny i found this post right on top of another and they pair pretty well

Oh damn. Same here, but different.

The whole party is stuck in the closet terrified to come out

Given the grindr stats that follow them wherever they go, this seems plausible.
- As an econometrician / data wonk, I'm pretty sure we are past 'plausible', more like well into 'you could do a legitimate scientific paper on this and essentially prove it, and now we're arguing over error bounds and precise methodology'.
Yeah, was gonna say - this guy is another one of the "always, in every context, thinking about gay sex" closeted Republicans. Religion does this to them, the systematic and merciless repression of sexuality causes it to become an immense burden.
- Religion does this to them, the systematic and merciless repression of sexuality causes it to become an immense burden.
  Not just for the ones in the closet either. Hetero people are told their entire lives that sex is bad and internalize that their desires are evil, then they get married and you expect them to suddenly have a healthy sexual relationship?

It's really sad to see what Donald has done to people's brains. Enjoying good sex with one's wife is now checks notes gay, and raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia.

It’s really sad to see what Donald has done to people’s brains.
This isn't Trump. This is standard conservative brainworms going back to the Limbaugh Era and before. Just textbook Protestant-flavored Homophobic Misogyny. Dig through James Dobson's prodigious backlog of public brainfarts or poke around in the Joe Pyne archives, you'll find similar sentiments and commentary.
Enjoying good sex with one’s wife is now checks notes gay
Anything that gives a person undeserved pleasure is sinful. And the Protestant Work Ethic teaches us that only productive economy-stimulating labor is a worthwhile pursuit. Sex is a job, not a hobby. You do it to make the babies, not to experience any kind of corporeal pleasure.
raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia
That falls under the "Very Rich Guy's Addendum" to the Protestant Work Ethic. If you're rich, it proves you worked harder than everyone else and none of the working class rules apply.
- There have been a number of religious secs that believed pleasure during sex was sinful. The Shakers forbade sex altogether, thus, no more Shakers. Others accepted that sex was necessary but tried to come up with methods to remove or decrease the pleasure. A blanket strung down the middle of the bed with a hole in it.
implying ephebophilia isn't bad
- people who care about the difference between ephebophilia and pedophilia are the kind of people who deserve being called pedos.
If it keeps these people from breeding, then there's your silver lining.

Can you imagine being a woman choosing to fuck a Republican?

This implies women can't be as bigoted as men and i can tell you they most CERTAINLY can
- I don't really think it does. I'd think an awful bigoted woman would want to have an orgasm during sex just as much as anyone else.
  Want and deserve, tho, are very different.
That's a common urban legend that has been pervasive, but is still untrue. Conservatives get ZERO pussy, and that problem was conquered in 1976 when they began to reproduce asexually.
- Conservatives get ZERO pussy
  Everyone knows the Other Team is a bunch of unfuckable losers, while Our Team is irresistibly sexy. "Liberals get ZERO pussy" is the line you'll see all over conservative online communities, typically complimented with "Look at these ugly idiots saying stupid shit" meme material.
  At the same time, "all your teenagers are getting pregnant" is a line conservatives and liberals love to throw at one another. So you get to bend your brain into a pretzel trying to explain why everyone is - simultaneously - incel homebodies nobody wants to fuck and trailer trash having a dozen kids out of wedlock because they can't control their animal urges.
I'm not sure they all choose.
Imagine being a woman and being a Republican

That is a really weird way to say you can't make a woman cum.

I bet, the next thing he said was "Dominating another guy is alpha male behaviour".

Getting your boywife boipreggers is completely heterosexual behavior
- If you fail to get him boipreg, then it just means you are not masculine enough, and need to try again. And again. Until you get that butt baby.
Heh, so the ancient Greeks were on to something?
- Also the Roman elites literally only had sex with their wives to procreate. For pleasure they went to the brothel or fuck a slave or concubine.
- I think they just romanticize Western antiquity which often saw sex as a manifestation of power and control rather than an expression of intimate connection.
He's trolling, right? Like he can't be seriously sitting there saying that?
I mean, a whole lot of them really do seem to want to go back to Roman/Greek norms, so uh...
Does this toga make my (UwU) look fat?

She's looking at him and thinking, Oh that's the reason he's so bad. Good thing I have the pool boy.

So, a man having sex with a woman is gay…

Who is Luke moody and why would anyone listen to that garbage of a human being?

Sound bite listening republicans on facebook, twitter, etc. These people exist so there is a big enough 'ecosystem' to capture the common person who is swayed by public opinion. That is, where public opinion is the vague sense they have of everyone agreeing with them because it's all they see between little puppy videos or recipe videos or their weird aunt ranting about democrats being evil.
- But I like little puppy videos...
I'd have to know who he is to know he's garbage
- Really? All I need is that quote to know.

And MAGA men find it weird women don’t want to date them.

Fun idea, but in reality while there was some descrepency, more than 50 percent of white women in the US are MAGAts.
I think the descrepency is bigger when you look at younger people, though its actually starting to reverse somewhat.
- Not even MAGAs want to date MAGAs is the thing

Yes, I have loads gay sex with his wife.

And these people wonder why girls hate their guts.

Girls don't hate their guts. Conservative women recognize this as virtue signaling and respond with the TradWife Pageantry in kind. These kinds of statements are purely performative. If you've grown up in these communities, you know that what you say in public (especially on TV) is totally different from what you do at home and behind closed doors.
There's an old joke popular out in Utah. "How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer? Invite over a second Mormon."
When you're first introduced to the culture, its hard to realize that everyone is lying constantly. But the longer you live in the miasma of deceit and bullshittery, the easier it is to recognize that nothing these people say is for anything other than appearances. You should know better than to believe them. They don't really expect you to believe them (and periodically express frustration when you can't catch a fucking hint and play along). And so long as everything you're up to remains sub rosa, nobody wants to check.
No they don't. They don't wonder about anything at all, let alone what women think.
But do all girls hate their guts or are there enough who share the idea for some reason? He has a wife after all
If you care to last longer than 23.4 seconds you might be able to rearrange them in a way they like better.

It is gay to make your wife's pussy wet?

She has to be in pain otherwise you're a fag that has feelings.

Insanity.

Calm down Ben Shapiro
- I pity his wife.

if you are talking about gay sex all the time, and thinking about you might be in the downlow. by the way there are category of porn for gay "white supremecist, conservative types to.

Yeah, it's called the generic stuff

Remember guys, if you don't get her pregnant every single time you have sex then you're gay.

Turns out gay sex is the best sex! 🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👨
🎵 Every sperm is sacred... 🎵
Having sex with your wife exactly once a year to avoid seeming too gay to the homies.
My buddy lost the ability to father children when his balls got crushed by a Jeep in a car accident. Does that mean he’s gay by default?
- If you have to ask, you're probably gay

Who's this dude and why should we care.

"I can't figure out what this button does, so I refuse to use it >:( "

fellas, is it gay to cum with your wife?

It's amazingly gay, were very happy when we cum together.
Only if her penis is inside you when you cum.
- am i still gay if i take it out before cumming?
Fellas

These guys just need to stick with toys and leave women out of it.

I think women would be happier with toys instead of these guys, too. It’s win-win!

I wont even touch my wife to be on the safe side of not giving her orgasms, only way to be sure is artificial insemination. In massive debt, but no homo.

Still kind of gay because you're adding an entire medical industrial complex to the sex which some people would consider kinky.
- And one of the first steps in artificial insemination is giving a guy a handjob.

Probably: He was breast fed until he was 5 or 6. His mom burned him and said the devil is in him when he looks at other girls or touched his "devils thorn". He feels shame when he is hiding with his wifes socks and transporn keeps popping up and making him just a little more excited.

these people are lunatics

Dennis Prager has like an hour long video where he removed about the differences between "men and women" and openly admits that he's a) never been found attractive, 2) doesn't really have pleasurable sex, and c, had a kinda creepy relationship with his dad.
- It's wild to me how different some people's lives go. I suspect him and I would find each other's lives equally unimaginable to see ourselves in.
  And yeah I've always suspected a lot of the anti sex conservatives are on the ace spectrum or have some sexual trauma that manifests by suppression of desire, and completely lack the self awareness to not force their lack of desire onto others. Especially amongst asexual conservative men, who feel that not wanting women is emasculating and so they moralize and project. They make sex entirely about power or reproduction. It's easier than getting themselves and their peers to decouple masculinity from heterosexuality.
- Really? He seems like such a nice guy?
  https://youtu.be/sbwE5zLiWNY

I'm have that kind of gay sex with his wife if she's up for it. I hope the gays cheer me on when we do it too

He has massive closet energy

They have the gay and are constantly running from it.

I really hope that his wife gets and orgasm so amazing that it turns their baby black.

WTF LOL!!

At this point conservatives are just subtly forcing people to be gay.

Venn with the Taliban is growing.

Y'all-Qaeda

Doubt this man is giving anyone an orgasm lol

I think their view of women is pretty clear:

What am I looking at exactly here?
- I think it was Mad Max Fury Road
Wait till they find out how the elite and powerful view them (and pretty much all of us).
- That's the main delusion of every MAGA, fascist, racist, Islamist, whatever "I'm superior by birth" ideology everywhere: they believe they are the elite and powerful.

It's gay if you're watching me do it, f-boy.

Hats indoors is gayer.

Curved brim, not straight.

Is this 🫴 ...🦋 bisexuality in the closet?

What kind of bisexual only wants to pleasure their partner once per year?

What a way to tell on yourself there dude.

He gay

I love that for them

Her: I’m gonna listen to the village people full blast in the bedroom. Don’t disturb me.

So do they not have sex or does she just not orgasm?

Yes.
- Or alternatively, she orgasms plenty, just not with him.
I'm guessing she is not interested anymore apart from when making babies. He will discover later that she was in fact having sex with someone else probably

Makes sense it might feel "gay" for him since he is a giant pussy.

The funny part about this couple is she obviously wears the pants and commands the relationship. These two are weirdos.

Skill issue

These guys cannot help but tell on themselves.

The look on her face

And they seriously fucking wonder why women don't want to date them? Are they serious?...??

Fellas, is it gay to breathe?

The air has oxygenated a penis at one point. Begone you queer air
Extremely. C'mon, we are going directly to the gulag.

i had someone call me a cuck for saying men should also do domestic labour n not treat their partners like servants lmfao

They perceive any act in service to anybody but themselves as weakness. People say they're like this because they're afraid of being seen as feminine and that may be true for some but I think many others just want to live in a world where they have no accountability and can take whatever they want while being praised by the people around them for the scraps they leave behind.

If giving my wife orgasms is gay, then call me a faggot.

Any kind of pleasure I feel or give is gay, so everyone else should feel the same and suffer because gay is bad. These people and their egos 🙄

I think what they mean is "serving anyones needs but mine and Great Leaders makes me feel bad"

Guys is fucking your wife and pulling out gay?

You're all talking about this as if he's gay, but he clearly says his wife is the one having orgasms during gay sex.

So is it gay to masturbate? I mean, you're not impregnating a woman, are you?

No but you're touching a dude and that's gay

So gay

-MAGAt cultists

This is your brain on MAGA

Magats have a christian foundation, which had people wear a cloth with a hole for sex, in medieval times.

He's gaaaaaaaaay that's why

I assume he doesn't wipe for the same reasons.

See there's a problem here. My philosophy is that she gets off. No matter how hard I work at it. However I can't just go up and tell women this.

I thought I couldn't date hot women because of my appearance. So they'd never find out my philosophy.

It actually turns out I can't date hot women, especially hot women like this, because hot and intelligent are uncorrelated (not positively or negatively, just no correlation). This woman, in particular (assuming that's his wife) is physically attractive, but given her choice of partner, is clearly unable to think. Why the fuck would I be sexually attracted to someone who can't think.

Which explains why I don't even bother following up. The slightest hint of stupid makes them unattractive. So it's not my appearance, is it? It's something else that's wrong with me. I'm like biologically elitist.

Competence and intelligence are attractive, you aren't elitist, that is so reasonable. Not saying there's nothing wrong with you, I don't know you. But wanting someone competent that you can talk to, that is a normal thing to need.
Look no offence but there’s certainly some arrogance in thinking that what you think of as “can’t think” or “[ability] to think” in any way correlates with reality, or is based on anything but shallow subjectivity.
Every single day I give off so many “hints of stupid[ity]”, and it’s the people who subsequently put me in an idiot box in their head that I simply can’t stand. Honestly I couldn’t revile anyone more.

What else r should I say....EVERYONE is GAY

What else could I write.... I don't have the right

You couldn't torture that information out of me.

sounds like a potency problem.

(to title) I mean, if you're a woman, yeah :p

What's the woman's name? I suspect she is a beard.

Well, crealry this guy is some sort of a fool despite his connection to MAGA. Secondly, I wonder if someone even tried to explain to him something and he ignored or no one even bothered to do so?

Well, crealry this guy is some sort of a fool despite his connection to MAGA.
Despite?

Is the "wife" a chick with a dick?

fair