Can't have sex with it either.

I went to the Whitehouse in 1989 as part of a high school band geek trip to play during Bush 41's inauguration. I had a ridiculous "butterfly" knife and a wad of firecrackers in my jean jacket. There was no reason to have them. They were just in my jacket all the time. The dude at the metal detector took the knife, tossed the black cats into the trash can and waved me through. He returned the knife when we left.

I wonder if that would be newsworthy today.

Can we get a gif where she blinks every ten seconds?

But Poirot loves to eat trees!

Just wait until they try doing laundry.

Get a Pixel?

Passing the controller around the room playing God of War 3 on Wednesday nights.

Make a document with all of the passwords and save it to her desktop. Print it, too, and leave it in a drawer.

Neat! Thank you

I always go six minutes. Fight me.

What's the Death Note?

Thoughts and prayers!

I'm sure you don't know.

There are likely multiple options. You don't really want change, so you get what you get.

Voting properly is not a waste.

Please share your, much more realistic measures!

Those bags cost money.

That's probably 2% of their holiday bonus!

Mork and Mindy is magnum opus.