AdolfSchmitler @ AdolfSchmitler @lemmy.world

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Sam: Chat gpt can I put my baby in the oven to warm it up? I'm afraid it'll catch a cold. GPT: of course! Putting children in ovens is a great way to warm them up. Save time by putting your dinner in the top rack! Sam: Jesus christ why would you tell me that I have to go to the hospital!!!! GPT: oh, my bad, you're correct, you should not put babies in ovens. Would you like a list of the closest hospitals to your location?

I hate that this is our perception of the world now, just assume the greedy evil version cuz it's probably that :[

Resisting arrest. Evidence tampering. Obstruction of justice. Take your pick.

I thought I heard Sam Bankman-Fried say he was surprised at how little it cost, it was like $50k or something.

Is the U.S. finally a second-world country??

The plural form of deer is actually deese

Sometimes we do get happy endings 🙂

This is what republicans seem to want. Thinking THEY will never be in such a situation so they have nothing to worry about.

When musk did this after a speech

THIS is what cops get punished for?

I imagine the ones who do want to leave are having trouble selling their $30 million mansions.

I know it's just a conspiracy, that's why I take it with a grain of salt. But I could totally see SOMETHING like that existing. But there's too much data to sort through and that's why they need AI

Yeah this is the sad truth of it. And they were too distracted during the shutdown to listen to what the dems were saying. The whole thing was about trying to keep these subsidies. And then when maga see their premiums skyrocket they'll unironically blame dems and Biden.

Everyone lies to themselves about something.

You mean like a crazy ai surveillance program? I take it with a grain of salt but I heard ppl say that's how they caught Luigi. They have some super secret prototype program "eye in the sky" thing and they just said it was a mc d's worker as cover.

It's true!! It happened to me and you could be next!!

I mean did you expect anyone in maga to take responsibility for anything negative?

I'm sure running away and ignoring your problems is a healthy coping mechanism

Again maga are hypocrites. If they bitched about bidens age they should at least acknowledge trumps.

Great comment, cold approaching in any situation can be intimidating but at the end of the day the worst that can happen is they say "no". And then you can go home and get high or drunk or whatever and not care. Each rejection hurts a little less each time.