I'm disappointed

Friendly reminder that the sun (and a lot of other British, Australian and American news outlets) are owned by a milliarder Rupert Murdoch

better then sheep i guess

I mean, if you try hard enough, you can do anything...

my wife has been fucking her Hitachi9000 robot since 2015. we bought it from Amazon

ITT, people that don't check the date

One of the rare posts that would benefit from an obnoxious red circle.
ITT technical institute
- Gonna guess you're old af and watched those shitty ads as a kid staying home sick and watching daytime TV

This is what we got

To be fair that's a pretty legit set up.
Idk if I'd want to take 15 minutes or however long to fucking suit up then deal with the aftermath and taking all that back off.
But if I was forced to masturbate in VR this set up would undoubtedly rock.
- Hmm I rather shove a dildo up my ass. Which I do btw, with a VR headset on.
Asking for a friend, where to buy this product?
I see titties, but whats going on below? a dick pounding?
- Yeah that thing is supposed to go on your penis.

It's 2025. You can automate a sex machine from clear across the world to fuck someone with a giant direwolf dick dildo to the beat of your favorite song as you stream it live while having your morning coffee and wait for your first work conference call.

Or so I'm told... or something.

Absolutely. Those vibrator things with antenna poking out of whatever hole allow for the patterns and such to be controlled by whoever if you allow, and be controlled by trapping or holding your screen.
Or so I know... For reasons
- Oh I have one of those.. for research purposes
https://buttplug.io/, for the interested
Which beggars the question. For men, sex is at varying degrees about power hence your anecdote and the website to back that up as a viable business model. I doubt sex is about power to women though. I'm more curious so just rambling.
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I find it amusing they used a pretty woman for the photo, and not an overweight man with greasy hair and an anime T shirt.

Cause no women, especially pretty ones, would use a sextoy
/s
- A sex toy, yes. A fuckbot that is shaped like a man, no.

I'm ready to bet the men worried that women would fuck robots are also jerking off on Tilly Norwood and hope they can create porn videos.

Well we already have sex machines, I don't know how different a robot would be

People mistake "robot" for "android" all the time. There's plenty of sex toys that have qualified as a robot even back when the OP was brand new.
Some call me The Sex Machine. It's a backhanded nickname though.
- because you're a sloppy lover?
So, the article was right?

Would it really be a bad thing? May the incels will get laid and move on. Maybe the guy who gets rejected will go home and fuck his bot instead of stalking the girl who rejected him. And maybe girls won't have to take it in the ass even though they don't really want to, but feel like they have to. They can say, just fuck the bot in the ass. Marriage rates will probably decline, and so will total divorces after a while. Which means less kids raised in split or single households. Plenty of good "could" cum from this.

Yeah but can a sex bot piss in my mouth while sucking my dick while I yell "but mommy I don't like apple juice"?
- What a horrible day to be literate.
- Probably of you mod it right
- Of course
- Shoot, with the right mods, you can do all that and replace all the piss with champagne.
- ಠ_ಠ
- When these sex bots come out you're gonna have to get a top of the line edition to do all that.
All those things could be more readily solved by just legalizing and de-stigmatizing sex work. AI sex bots actively harm that industry by taking work away from humans, just like how a hypothetical AI acting bot would harm the acting industry.
- I mean your right, but if I were to guess which is more likely, sex bots takes the win.
- Get yer pitchforks! They're a'coming for our blowjerbs!
- you're right, but consider: unless we're going even farther down the subscription shithole, a sexbot would be a one time purchase.
You just HAD to wait until the end, didn't you?
- Keeping you on edge?
Would it really be a bad thing?
I've heard far too many stories about how ChatGPT inflames the narcissistic tendencies of the people who use it and turns them into unbearable assholes. I can't imagine how adding a pocketpussy or vibrator to the device will improve things.

Maybe They are having sex with robots. They didn't say everyone.

Friendly reminder that the conclusion of the movie "HER" was all the AIs hooking up with each other and leaving their weird incel mandatory-SOs behind.

You can buy them if you want. Also vibrators have been pretty widespread for a couple decades now

The vibrator was invented before the toaster.
- priorities

Hmmm.... Now I'm questioning what else Rosie does with that vacuum.

She's gone from suck to blow!
Oh my
Absolutely fucks your shit up, by the looks of it.
I just started rewatching old school Jetsons. The episode where they introduce Rosie, George takes the cheapest 'homely' model instead of the sexy French maidbot.

If this becomes possible... Well, if you're rich, then yes, but if you're a common digital peasant, the only access you'll have to sex with robots will be through AI sex chats. If, of course, you will have free time.

If there are expensive physical units, they'll just setup places you can go use one by the hour, like an internet/gaming cafe or a VR experience place. It'll be like indoor skydiving or Top Golf.

In this economy? Not fucking likely.

(was hoping someone would follow up with "Not likely fucking" but it's been a day and nothing 🫤)

Bold of you to assume that, of the 8 billion people on earth right now, not a single one has achieved orgasm within the confines of a robotic entity.

Well, how else would I butter my toast?

Not that far from truth considering many are or were in a romantic relationship with a chat bots. Not exactly sex but close enough.

"Why is it white?"

"Oh my god, you can't just ask robots why they're white!"

The pinch points on that model 😭

Meh, I wouldn’t care, doesn’t seem bad as long as you’re not going in a real romantic relationship

Will this be compulsory? And how will it affect my marriage?

It's not cheating as long as it's plugged into the wall and the data center is in another zip code.

yeah turns out people were more invested in emotional fulfillment than physical pleasure. so instead of fucking elaborate sex toys, people are forming bonds with chatgpt

How does sticking my d*ck in the toaster count?

If counts if the toaster is a robot.

For the long wait?

Speak for yourselves

I'll be having sex with robots in the next 10 years.

I'm having sex with Rob, close enough.

Don’t worry, it’s just the readers of The Sun

Or we could ya know....connect with people. Promote more social interaction spaces and opportunities so people are less siloed and isolated in their own city/town/neighborhoods/houses.

People say "Oh AI, Oh Incels, Oh women are afraid" yes, but people get better at interacting socially by spending more time interacting socially. A "yes man" chat instance doesn't help anyone learn or grow. And it goes for sex too, you're not gonna get better if every "person" you've been with says you were the best ever and they came 30 times.

AI companies have a vested interest in keeping people alone because it lets them keep using their product. Rebuilding community and connection is the thing that helps people grow.

The post was "in 10 years we're going to" but the post date is 2015, is the joke
Our sex robots do not look like that, they are the bare minimum functionality of put it in or stick it in

Why? Can't afford them?

And the Sun will be there to instil moral panic about it, complete with AI-generated Page 3 girl.

FUCK THE S*N

idk that sounds kinda dangerous

It was a mistranslation. We are getting fucked by robots.

Thank goodness! Finally these MAGA dipshits can get laid and chill the fuck out!

Yeah the incel community might finally get some release.
- As long as the robots don’t have any standards.
- I strongly doubt that. These are incels. Their primary complaint is that feeeeeeeeemales of the human type won’t just give them whatever sex they want by virtue of the incels taking up space on the planet.
  If anything, I’d expect them to revolt further, claiming that this is just an another attempt by the chads hoarding live Stacy vaginas to pacify the blackpilled into not shooting everyone up in “justified” incel fury.

Excuse me, but we’re humans and robots, not animals. It’s called making 10ve.

it has been suggested that ‘the cultural moment belongs to sex robots’ and that ‘sex dolls are along for the ride’ (Ruberg
2022, 24). Nowhere is this more evident than in the ‘sex robot brothel’ controversies
that have materialized across Asia, Europe, and North America over the past two
decades. Despite often self-describing or being described as ‘sex robot brothels’, these
enterprises are typically commercial venues or private residences that rent lifelike sex
dolls by the hour. None of these establishments provide access to existing sex robots –
hyper-realistic silicone sex dolls equipped with robotic heads and accompanying AI soft-
ware.2 Similarly, none but one of these businesses offers the services of human sex
workers despite billing themselves and being billed as brothels – premises where sex
workers engage in sexual services with clients (OED.com).3 A standout business is that
of Cybrothel. Established in 2020 and based in Berlin, Cybrothel provides a unique ‘Ana-
logue AI’ brothel experience wherein customers can rent synthetic sex dolls who are
‘brought to life’ by remotely located voice actresses/sex workers using strategically
placed cameras and speakers (Culley 2023; Hanson and Smith 2024).

https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/pdf/10.1080/23268743.2025.2476955

Oh god, New Vegas was right about Fisto. Can't wait for one of these to actually be saying "Assume the position".

Heavily NSFW, click at your own risk.

I mean, I guess this is a good use of ai? But I guess they exist... err... yay? Who buys these?

It's not a very good sex doll, it's just an ok sex doll.
- I uh... have to ask, have you used one? Have you tested these out? How do you know?

Well? I am waiting!!

We still have 2 months guys, we must sbeve.
- I don't mean to mock typos or anything, but what is that last word supposed to be? Or rather than a mistake is it some slang I don't know? Thanks in advance.