Maybe if you'd stopped the rant a few words earlier there, you'd have a point

As long as there's no more than 6 per student

It's true that Theology does have a lot in common with Law

I can't imagine them installing a pro-Israeli leader at this point, so yeah... probably nothing good can come from any of it...

While that's a horrible thought, but pushing the price tag up only helps the Sandy Hook victims. Adding the InfoWars brand to his catalogue doesn't really expand his reach any further than X.

It's kind of a nice thought that he would effectively be paying some of the remuneration.

Well my assumption is that the next auction will be won by the highest bidder, so your point isn't really contradictory.

Well that might be true, but the silver lining is that the larger the price tag, the more the Sandy Hook victims actually get. It's almost like duping the crooked billionaires to pay their taxes.

You know what would make the auction process more transparent? Don't make it a blind auction.

On a different note, is there a Gofundme up for The Onion to make sure they win the next auction yet?

Might be time for another revolution, if they manage to sidestep the old "theocratic dictator seizing power" part this time.

That's still just a chore for the local firefighters. The employee walking away with their $50,000 reward probably won't care that their minimum wage workplace got burned down.

"Perfect to use alone"

I think the perfect amount might a quite a lot less than that.

No-one tell the about hardware stores

Concept of a concept of a plan

Automation comes for us all

To be fair the first thing I thought about when reading it was a pasty. I guess shared heritage is more accurate than resemblance.

Probably quite gamey from all that walking

Kinda looks like a Goldeneye NPC. I wonder if i can get me a Dave Doak face

Probably a wilder speculation for him to do a good job.

When you're scared of something outside your house, you don't open the door wide and immediately attack it? But they could just be loitering out there forever. Scaring you forever

He said he was afraid because of what he posted online, which implies he is afraid of everyone all the time now. So, I can only assume this is the first person to ring his doorbell since he posted online, as that is his only possible reaction.