Hulk Hogan dead at 71
Hulk Hogan dead at 71

Hulk Hogan Dead at 71

Cardiac Arrest
Hulk Hogan dead at 71
Hulk Hogan Dead at 71
Cardiac Arrest
Good.
He was a notoriously evil racist, was alleged to have commit almost ric flair levels of sexual assault over the years, and has an argument for singlehandedly killing the unionization of pro wrestling and leading to the modern "independent contractor" mess.
Might have go go chug some gatorade and visit his grave.
Might have go go chug some gatorade and visit his grave.
The high levels of sodium will make you retain the water. I suggest drinking lots of water, then chugging some coconut water and/or coffee. Let your feelings flow.
Coffee shits.
He did get Gawker Media shut down, which should be a plus. But he used Peter Thiel's money to do it, which muddies the waters a bit....
“Hard cases make bad laws”
Whatever one thinks of Gawker, its demise is a footnote next to the precedent it set in muzzling investigative journalism that discomfits the powerful.
To quote the almighty dril:
issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to them.'
Ozzy Osbourne dies
Everyone: Oh, that sucks!
Hulk Hogan dies
Everyone: Oh well. Moving on.
It's almost like if you want to be remembered fondly, you have to not be a piece of shit while you're alive.
Or as Andrew Carnegie showed, be somewhat less of a piece of shit just before you die.
I don't really know all too much about ozzy to be honest. His movie was a big part of my life and i saw him live 3 times. From his private life i only known from what i saw in the handful of episodes of his reality show i saw back in the day and some snippets and fun facts.
But it's so funny to me that ozzy osbourne, the king of darkness, the person that uptight americans feared like the anti christ himself turned put to be the nice wholesome guy that people are really bummed out that he died.
Meanwhile, mr. Say your prayers eat your vegetables, truth justice and the american way of life. Loved by every flag wearing brainwashed idiot, turned out to be a massive piece of shit, racist asshole and people just don't care and piss on his grave.
I've never been a fan of Ozzy or Black Sabbath, but I can acknowledge that for fans of metal, he was an absolute God. Most long-term musical acts have ups and downs in popularity, but Ozzy became a superstar with their first album, and his INTERNATIONAL popularity never waned one bit to this day. Very impressive service to his fan base.
NO U
I think it really matters who you want remembering you fondly…
My literal thought reading the headline - "Good fucking riddence"!
They die in threes:
Ozzy Osbourne
Hulk Hogan
Chuck Mangione
Rip Ozzy Osbourne.
He's the guy I will miss.
RIP Jeffrey Epstein
What is this from?
Drag Me To Hell, 2009
You know you're in the right communities when Hulk Hogan dies and everyone says "fuck that guy".
on reddit too, they are going to town on him. only the right wing grifters are defending him.
Ahh yes. Given the two choices, conservative pieces of shit will always choose evil.
Nothing of value was lost.
So What did everyone have for lunch today?
I threw the trash over the ring and started eating garbage. Then I took the trashcan and bashed the guy in front of me
It's hours til lunchtime here, but I'm meeting an old friend for brunch. I've been having to watch my cholesterol recently, but I've decided that eating out doesn't count - I am very much looking forward to it, sausages, bacon, and eggs will be involved.
as one isaip on reddit today meme "terrible just terrible" with a non carring attitude.
The only Hulk I'll mourn is who I thought he was when I was a kid. I already lost that Hulk years ago though.
I hear ya buddy. I idolised the ground he walked on when I knew nothing about the world except pizza, wrestling and school.
It’s a real world heel turn young me never would have thought possible.
Too bad you decided to be a shit bag in real life. Not gonna miss this dude one ounce.
Yep rest in piss Hulk
I never understood wrestling. Even as a child I couldn't wrap my head around it. I didn't get what was so fucking amazing to my friends about watching people put on a stageplay and pretend to hit each other in a ring while wearing tights. It seemed cheesy, boring and unexciting.
My friends ate it up, they were screaming at the TV. I tried to tell them it was fake and they got mad. I was boggled how people couldn't tell it was fake. There was a Hulk Hogan cartoon in the 80's, I loved cartoons but I was still boggled what was going on with wrestlers being so popular. The cartoon was boring and substandard, even to a child.
Fast-forward a buncha decades and here we are, a whole world of people shouting at the TV and getting exciting over theatrical bullshit presented in overtly fake ways for people to mindlessly cheer or jeer at their favorite heroes and villains... except now it's the goddamn federal government.
It was a male-targeted soap opera.
I used to say all the same until, likely related, the relatively recent growth of John Cena's film career. We know wrestling is fake. We know Twoicide Squad is fake. That doesn't stop me from talking about the cool things Peacemaker does, so why should I police other people talking about wrestling events? Plus, after seeing live wrestling, it's genuinely entertaining to watch as a sports/dance event. Note: I have zero interest in mma/boxing/etc and really don't watch sports anyway.
People watch plays. People watch concerts. People watch sports. People watch wrestling. It's just entertainment
Born late 90s, and always knew WWE wasn't "real". Did people really belive it was real or was that just some silly joke people used to make fun of the fans?
Like, have they never watched a stage play? It's basically just a televised version of that plus violence.
One less racist
Rest in piss
The world lost a legendary entertainer, someone who played an integral part of my childhood and helped develop my taste in the arts.
God bless you, Ozzy Osbourne.
"Funny how the actors who play villains are often the nicest people in real life—it's the ones who play the heroes you have to watch out for."
Rest in piss Terry Bollea you racist fuck
Racist & *bootlicking Union buster. And dudepunk that spent millions to get his kid off for straight up murder.
Rest in peace to the cultural face of WWE but not to the person behind it
dont forget him and THIEL go way back too, at least if you know about the gawker controversy/
May random people piss on his grave. Bigoted fuck.
I'm happy that I got to do it to an old boss that fired me for made up bullshit. Looking forward to finding Limbaugh, this fucker, and https://youtu.be/KivCRqfFcqY .
I wouldn't bother to find his grave, even if I was already standing in the cemetery.
Epstein did not kill himself
Nothing of value lost. Still sucks about Ozzy though :(
This just makes me sad it wasn’t sooner.
The iron sheik is getting ready to travel to hell to put that son of a bitch hulk hogan in one more camel clutch.
Make him humble.
Dang everyone hating on him and for good reason, but still a little sad from just how much he was a part of my childhood
Yeah, Hulk Hogan is a great “never meet your heroes” test case. The dude was a huge part of many kids’ formative years, but was actually a massive piece of shit if anyone ever bothered to dig. But before the internet was widespread, digging wasn’t even really possible; all you had to go off of was the public persona that they presented, and whatever you were able to dig up via library research.
Yeah, unless you were subscribing to the Wrestling Observer or something, you wouldn't know what kind of a POS Hogan was IRL back in the day. When I first got online and discovered the nascent internet wrestling community back in the day, it was like the scales falling from my eyes.
You can be sad about the character. Remember Hulk died along time ago when you stopped watching and forgot all about wrestling.
Now you're seeing what you once knew and sad that it's officially gone. It's OK to be sad about that memory and character perishing.
It's also OK to say good riddance to a piece of shit human that was this fuck.
he was shit-head since the gawker incident, and then wwe erased him from the annuls of wwe history him for like a few years, because of his racist incident. they shouldve kept him erased. thats probably the best gift wwe has down, lol. considering he also helped VINCE union bust too.
He died when i found out he's a big piece of shit.
Finally, good news.
Can't believe Malcom Jamal Warner is dead. Rest in Peace.
Oh shit, I missed this one. This is so sad. Seems he died trying to keep his daughter afloat after a rip current dragged them out to sea.
The only good nazi is a dead nazi.
Oh no! Anyway...
That’s what happens if you use your money on MAGA instead of a defibrillator.
Was he MAGA or a good guy?
Not just a magat, he was truly a piece of shit in his life, he also snitched to prevent a union from forming for professional wrestlers. Cared about no one but himself his entire life.
ventura tried to help, but half-assed it and ditched the wrestlers once they wernt going to unionize, because he had sag-aftra as a backup if dint fall through, the wrestlers dint have backup plan, so they were scared of vince
He was at the RNC last year and ripped off his shirt to reveal a MAGA or Trump shirt (I think it was one of those but it was definitely pro Trump even if it wasn't directly MAGA or Trump text). So he was definitely an asshole. Even for more reasons than just being MAGA.
MAGA to the gills.
Hardcore MAGA
For the record, not everyone who isn't MAGA is a "good guy".
What does MAGA have to do with it? He was an asshole. That's what he was mainly known for. The world is better without him.
It's a valid question, but you could be a bit more subtle
Nah. Fuck the MAGAts. They should all fuck off and die.
Subtlety is for fucking cowards.
Wow finally some good news!!
It’s really hot down here, brother.
Rest in Piss, fascist dick bag.
Fuck hogan.
Another pos is dead. Won’t lose any sleep over this.
Rest in piss, Nazi
One less racist on the earth. He did help make wrestling mainstream outside of that. He is a piece of trash. RIP Bozo.
Mainstream and not unionized.
New gender-neutral toilet just announced
It took me a moment, but I got it. 🪦
Did they make sure his arm dropped 3 times? If they stopped checking at 2 he might still be alive.
Cardiac Arrest
Turns out all those times he was ripping his shirt off, it was just because of chest pains.
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small
All the gear definitely enlarged his heart to an unhealthy degree
Most people with heart problems have too big of a heart. Cardiac hypertrophy and dilated cardiomyopathy (too much overgrown muscle and stretched out floppy muscle, respectively) are common end points of poorly managed hypertension (high blood pressure).
too much roids too.
Nothing of value lost here
And with his death, the world became a slightly better place.
Fuck you, traitor. You won't be missed.
Rest in piss.
I wanna say Macho Man Randy Savage would have something poignant to say, but I don't know what it'd be.
Oooooooh yeah!
Oooooh yeah brudda! I don't even have to talk shit over your corpse, cause the Internet roasted you hotter than a old Christmas tree some old people put into their wood stove!
PSA; never put any pine in your wood stove!
"Snap into a Slim Jim!"
Fucking bye, you stupid fuck.
Shoulda gone easy on the roids, brotherrrr!
Ozzys death is more sad
I’ve heard there is a special circle in hell for union busters ❤️
No sympathy for another dead scab.
Rest in piss
Good riddance, POS.
12 year old me is having a rough week. Adult me is only upset about Ozzy.
Absolutely the same here.. I realise this dude was a waste of oxygen and that the world is better off now.. but the 12-year old me definitely has a special connection with him
🥳
Hulkmania is dead brother, you're dead brother, now you'll finally shutup and we can forget about you brother. Hurray!
This better not turn out to be a hoax.
With Ozzy, Malcom Jamal Warner, Julian Lefay, and now Hogan, somebody's teenage years got seriously destroyed this month
good fucking riddance
He is a dead American. His heart has stopped as will every man's.
Yeah, but this was a bad American. So we ball.
Congrats. I love this for him. ♥️
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy, brother.
Shame he's gonna get lumped in with the other amazing celebrities we lost this week. Even in death, he can't support solidarity and has to shit on other people's hard work.
That's exactly what I thought when I read the news. He died just to try and steal attention from Ozzy, who actually deserved the attention.
If all the old weirdos are biting it, can Trump be next?
Good Riddence.
Fifty years too late
Malcom Jamal Warner was a brilliant soul trying to enlighten the world and create a more understanding discourse.
Ozzy Osbourne was a cultural icon whose loss will reverberate through generations. He has left an indelible mark on music, television, and the world.
Hulk Hogan was once a pretty popular WWF (yes back then) wrestler.
One of these is not like the others.
One of these is not like the others
Wow that’s racist, you sound just like Hulk Hogan
/s
Dumb racist dead.
In the end, God cucks us all. Good riddance.
He's in a better place now....
Rest in piss and slimjim water.
Hey lets remember Macho Man Savage had his good points. Hulk did not.
"Hulk Hogan be getting no breaks."
Rip ozzy
meh....
Plenty of kind words for Hogan here 😆
i would have preferred this happen much sooner but at least he's dead now
Cardiac arrest just means your heart stopped beating, which is pretty much the textbook definition of death.
That's basically like saying they're dead because they died.
The interesting thing we want to know is what caused the cardiac arrest. Any time you see "cardiac arrest" in an article, it means that they either don't know or don't want to say the cause of death.
A heart attack can cause cardiac arrest, so could an overdose, or falling and hitting your head, or getting shot in the face.
I'm not sure why you're being downvoted. Cardiac Arrest is just your heart stopped beating. Generally something else causes that. It's silly but I always find it frustrating when they say that too.
most likely a Heart attack, given his age, and roid use. and cardiac arrest, mos tpeople assume its a heart attack, which is the most common cause of it.
If you don't mind getting into the weeds here a bit
A "heart attack" is normally understood to be a myocardial infarction, where blood flow in the coronary arteries is blocked leading to damage to the heart muscle.
And the most common cause of cardiac arrest is arrhythmia, and most specifically ventricular fibrilation (v-fib)
Now that damage to the heart from a heart attack can and frequently does cause v-fib and other arrhythmias, which can lead to a cardiac arrest, either relatively immediately, or further down the line from that heart attack.
But there's a whole host of other conditions, risk factors, and just plain bad luck that can also cause them.
Picking apart what percent of those arrhythmias are attributable to a heart attack vs those that were caused by other issues isn't something that I'm willing and maybe not even able to do as a layperson, so I won't begin to speculate on that.
But that's kind of the root of my issue here. A lot of people just kind of casually lump all sorts of heart issues together into the same basket. We all have hearts beating away in our chests, and they're pretty damn important if you want to go on living, so it's best if we all have some decent level of understanding of what these terms mean and how to treat, manage, recognize, and avoid these issues, and I think that just kind of casually throwing terms around like heart attack, heart disease, heart failure, arrhythmia, cardiac arrest, etc. like they're interchangeable does a lot of harm to people being able to properly understand what's going on with this weird pumpy muscle thing in our chests.
If you’re at all familiar with this nazi fuck then the answer is pretty obvious; steroids and cocaine.
This is the good thing about death.
Rest in piss
Again.
Glad he got Trump elected before kicking the bucket.
To all the down votes… it is a joke. But I knew it would ruffle some feathers.
That was the doing of known white supremacist nazi Hulk Hogan? I had no idea.
I know they didn't try cpr because he would have kicked out.
They put him on life support and he said 'that don't work for me, brother'
Didn't Gawker get taken down by this guy?
who tf is hulk ogan
Such a shame we lost ozzy.
RIP Julian LeFay, 59 is too young.
And RIP Malcolm-Jamal Warner too. Been a rough week that we've lost three loved entertainers.
At least he was old. Malcolm should have had a couple more decades.
He has a young kid too
Apparently he was a Zionist so make of that what you will
Well, I don’t know if he had the mental capacity to keep up with the goings-on in the world. He is very much known to be off his rocker from all the drugs.
True, I have the feeling that he will leave a hole that's hard to fill.
Unlike Bulk Mulligan of whatever his name was.