BREAKING: Elon Musk Calls For Trump to Be Impeached

This scenario is quite the best outcome. Two narcissists fighting each other, hopong for a homicide/suicide ❤️

The war of the attention whores has begun...
I kept seeing people saying that this is all performative and that they're both in on it, but idk, I was raised by narcissists and this is basically the exact same fight playing out on the global stage that played out weekly in my childhood living room.
- Yep, same, exactly.
  This is way, way too in depth to be an elaborately staged, intetional hyperreality performance.
  These two just actually are this stupid, this self-centered, this insecure and ego driven.
  If this is some kind of an act, it would require both of them to have been method acting at Daniel Day Lewis levels for about a decade with no breaks.
  Its 'performative' in the sense of intentionally being catty, shit-disturbing, dramatic, old men acting like the cast of the Mean Girls... but it is not performative in the sense of 'entirely staged to fool us dumb rubes.'
  That being said, this all still does function as a grand distraction to any other person or kind of nefarious nonsense... but no, these two are having the messiest, most high stakes, most public breakup in probably the history of the world right now, and they are both totally genuine.
  ... It is also arguably the funniest way concievable for the American Empire / Era to end.
  How in the fuck do you write a history book about this in 20 years?
  ... I don't fucking know, but I do know I want Larry David to write a script for a 'The Death of Stalin' style movie about the last 9 months.
  EDIT: Wait! Mel Brooks is still alive somefucking how, get in him in the writing room too!
- Even if it was pretend to start with they're both so sensitive and need to be right, it'll turn into a real fight soon enough. But I agree, neither is clever enough to pretend this. For that you need professional wrestling level acting skills.
- Neither one of them is able to pretend at this level. It is a real fight.
Alien vs. Predator.
Whoever loses, we win.
- Nah, we are still stuck with whoever wins.
- So what you’re saying is we need to revive the push for President Schwarzenegger
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_of_the_Long_Knives?wprov=sfla1
One Big, Beautiful Breakup.
Oh I bet he'll pay in some way to have trump challenged for being mentally unfit, I think that's part of the constitution

I don’t know. He’s got tons of money and politicians are like flies to shit with money.
- Donald Frump controls the military, Melon Husk does not.
- His money is tied up in his companies, which are crashing. Tesla stock is dropping steadily, and the only reason it was making any money at all was because of EV credits, which go away in the Big Beautiful Bill. That's why he hates it so much. It dooms Tesla, which will be bankrupt within two years.
  Now he's threatening to decommission the only American spacecraft that goes to the Space Station. That gives the government the excuse to cancel all contracts for Space X, or even confiscate it.
  Kill Tesla and nationalize Space X, and he's got nothing left.
- He already announced he's done donating to the gop after he burned all that money in wisconsins Supreme Court race.
Which means I doubt there’s going to be a bunch of Republicans suddenly jumping to Team Musk.
GOP grifters avoiding the biggest pile of money to grift, and you're confident grifters will actively avoid it? I'm not so sure. I'm betting a number of opportunistic GOP will sign up on the Musk train if it means getting a paycheck/personal superpac donation.
I feel like if he wanted to he could out right buy half the GOP congress people though. Money holds a lot of political power when the politicians are for sale.
- He could buy all of them, politicians are particularly cheap. $10K each could buy the entire Congress. That's nothing to Musk.
I bet Thiel wants it too. Get his personalityless puppet into power quicker.

Anybody have any idea what they're trying to hide with this puppet show? Is the big bill getting too much attention or is it something else?

I think you're giving them too much credit. I'm pretty sure this really is just a senile old man feuding with a ketamine addict.
- It can and likely is both.
There was news today that the Senate is considering cutting Medicare in addition to Medicaid, as well as news of major changes to how science funding is sent out to researchers. Also the travel bans for foreign nationals from certain countries.
- bingo
I highly doubt it's anything. They're selfish egotistical people out for their own gains. Elon never cared for Trump or the Republicans, just about what made him the most money. Now he's buthurt and lashing out.

So let me get that straight, you spent hundreds of millions of dollars to get a guy, who you think should be impeached and is guilty of underage sex, to be the president of the United States?

He KNEW about the underage sex stuff when he spent the nearly 300 billion dollars too.

I have this feeling that JD Vance is way worse than Trump

He is much worse, but he's also far less of a threat, as he doesn't have ANY public mandate, in the form of any kind of following or cultish fandom.
Trump's power is almost ENTIRELY a product of how he tapped into the country's stupid fucking redneck hogs and narcissists and delusional conspiracy nuts. JD has exactly ZERO flat-earthers driving around with his face painted on the side of their van. Having a following of millions of people, even if they are mentally-deficient to a degree that is literally breathtaking, is still power, a great deal of power too because he has them under such tight control.
Vance might be dangerous in short-term policy decisions, but he doesn't have electoral power, he doesn't have chips in the game, he won't make a dent in senate/house bill votes, he won't have influence on local and state elections. He's pre-neutered. The only ones who should be worried about Vance are the white-house sofas.
- Vance is absolutely worse. He's the true disciple of Curtis Yarvin, and that's the end of the country as we know it.
- I feel like you could have said the same thing about Chavez and Maduro in Venezuela...
Yes, but he won’t be backed up by maga. There will be more internal fighting.
- OKey at least there is that. I just want somebody in the US office who will fix the political system to be more compromise based, but I think I'll sooner see a unicorn irl.
Vance is totally owned by Peter Theil, who is a well-known Psychopathic Oligarch.
Yeah, unfortunately, there’s no one in the line of succession I particularly like. At least RFK is #12 and Linda McMahon is #16, both pretty far down.
He might be, but that's a chance I'm willing to take given how fucking terrible Trump is.
That's because he's dumb enough to follow the dumb guy. We all know he's a fuckin moron.

Is this a massive gamble by Elmo to rebuild his brand image by forcing me to agree with him on certain issues? Let’s not forget this was the same guy Nazi saluting this dude at his Inauguration a few short months ago.

No, its not. Musk is just salty Trump used and discarded him. You have to understand, these are just children who stumbled into power and never really grew up.
- Yeah - nepo babies are like this. Made the mistake of marrying one, and any perceived slight needed punishment and retaliation.
I'm not forgetting anything. I'm just enjoying two enemies fight it out.

Can we have both of these? Please please please?

Trump impeached
Musk deported

I know there is some clause or stipulation that allows for the seizure of assets obtained by illegal immigrants.
Musk is an illegal immigrant who pursued business ventures in violation of his school visa and lied about it.
now we are talking
If we're dreaming of fantasies that will never happen, I also want nationwide ranked-choice voting, and maybe we can overturn Citizens United Vs Federal Elections and stop allowing corporations to literally run our country.

Consider this, JD Vance is Peter Thiel's Acolyte, who desperately wants to bring about a global technocracy. What if all of this hasn't been a genuine attempt yet. What if it's merely theatre that has been setting the stage for Vance to take over. Trump gets to enrich his family beyond their wildest imagination, then he peaces out and the real horror begins.

On the other hand, Vance is a loathsome piece of shit who even the MAGAts don't like much.

This is like hearing the school saying the two biggest bullies are going to fight in the yard after school

Everyone knows that one of them can't hit any thing harder than a pillow and the other always chickens out against any opponent unless the person they'll punch is held down by four guys.

The entire school knows that this shit show is a circus that will just be full of drama and no fighting .... but we're all going to head out onto the yard anyway to laugh at how stupid these idiots are going perform.

I'll see you all on the yard after the last bell at 3pm

Who could see this coming said that one clueless guy who didn't.

I was waiting for those two to fall out. Two egos this big were always going to clash sooner or later. This will be entertaining and hopefully damaging to both of them.

He also tweeted a few hours ago that he's thinking of starting a new political party (for the 80%?). Imagine if he Ross-Perots the next election. Either that or he becomes so petty he starts primary-ing Trump supporters in the House. He has a lot of options. Though I don't expect much is gonna come out of it. Probably throw a few more shots to Trump to repair Tesla's image and take a break from politics.

Ah yes, the 80% and they all support white genocide. /s

There's some major schadenfreude in this, but never forget all of the damage that DOGE did to the government & countless numbers of its loyal employees.

What I really love about this is that Trump is so narcissistic that he earnestly believed that Elon liked him. That he believed in his vision for the country and that he wouldn't want anything in return, like a load more juicy government contracts, a bill to mandate that petrol cars would be phased out, or all safety regulations about self driving cars to be torn up.

Bless his cold dead heart for being exactly what everybody knows he is. Everybody except those idiots who jump into bed with him, because all those other people he betrayed were losers who just weren't smart enough.

Mommy and daddy are fighting. 🫠

This man is an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT who needs to Be Deported!

-People who Gargled Elon's Balls yesterday!

Imagine thinking his voice matters more than Thiel's voice.

I really loathe narcistic billionaires and hate paying any attention to them at all. But 2 narcisstic billionaires fighting each other? That I like to watch.

The only disadvantage is that one of them will probably come out on top and become even more insufferable than he was before.

Lol like they are gonna do that. Usa are the most incompetent nation in the world, they just watch as their 'democracy' disintegrates into fascism

looks around... what democracy?

If anyone could make a conviction happen, it's Musk. He need only threaten to fund primary challengers for 10 Republicans in the house and ~15 senators.

He's got the money to do it.

I seriously don't know anyone didn't see this coming or how anyone is remotely surprised. I'm just surprised it took this long, I thought they would keep it together for at least half the term to meet their own goals.
They hated each other from the beginning, they always were about to shred out the throat of the other one. Smarter people in roles of power are good at keeping their shit under their hat, but neither of these men are smart.
The main character of the world was that guy who did dumb shit like shipping coal to newcastle and bed pans to the tropics but was massively successful anyway, all of the rest of us were just NPCs for that one guy and now that he's dead the rest of the universe has no meaning anymore.

And leave JD Vance in charge?! Are you mad?! Can we just nuke the line of succession?

Lmao, two idiots fighting. This seemed kind of inevitable, they’re not compatible personality types to work with each other.

Elon definitely thinks he has more influence with trump’s crowd than he actually has, but I also think his position at twitter makes him dangerous to trump by undermining his ability to reach a lot of people who haven’t fully crawled down the maga conspiracy pipeline.

I don’t think he’s going to be able to shift much support to Vance ether. Vance and his ilk are just to weird for most trump supporters.

Next week headline "musk dead from ketimine overdose, that caused him fall on some bullettes"

Please don't offer me a glimpse of hope. Not in these dark times.

Yes, I agree. We should put Trump in a peach and roll him off a cliff.

A flaming peach.
Now i have an image of Trump in a peach dress in my head. Thanks for that :/

Yessss let the hate flow through you

He's just so nutty.

Is it really as simple as the bill being unfavorable for Elno?

So as long as the bill had not harmed US car manufacturers for example he would've continued his bullshit loyalty?

I just don't really understand what's happening or why.

Sounds like you understand perfectly, you're just still thinking of them as rational adults. If you think of them both as toddlers, everything makes a lot more sense. Trump pinched Musk, so Musk is having a fat sad. Simple as that.

Woah, woah, dial it back Ketamine Elmo. You gotta save some for tomorrow.

Let him cook

I think Trump might deport this African immigrant for being part of some plot against the government.

Impeach Trump, deport Musk... but then Vance gets couch-cast ? I'd rather not see this happen

The silver lining to the shit show of the last 9 months is that the Republican drama has finally gotten entertaining.

Ok, so let me try to make sense of this:

Around the year 2010-2020, i and many other vehemently warned against the issue of rising national debt. Yet "experts" said "it's fine, we can make as much debt as we want to, nothing bad is going to happen because of it lol".

Starting in the last 5 years or so, lots of experts say "oh no, the national debt is way to high, that's a disaster, that's a catastrophe, we can't let that happen, who put us into this situation?" Just let me appreciate the irony for a bit. I fucking called it. I said this was going to happen. I was called insane. This feels really validating to me.

Anyways, since now lots of people, including economists, are angry that the debt is too high, people want it lowered. The obvious and straightforward solution would of course be to introduce a wealth tax (i.e. a tax on millionaires and billionaires).

In the beginning of 2025, Musk and Trump both agreed (at least in public) that the debt has to be lowered. Musk's attempt was to cut the federal government. Well, the federal government spends money for two things, mostly: subsidies (social security, medical bill assistance, ...) and data-processing (i.e., enforcing regulations, tax collection agency, ...). The first one costs most of the money, but reducing it gets the public angry (understandably) and is therefore a political suicide. The second one doesn't really cost that much, yet that is the one that Musk attempted to reduce to the point of dysfunctionality. Since it didn't cost much to begin with, reducing it didn't save a lot of money. In May 2025, Trump says "was Musk's DOGE all a hoax?" and the feud begins. Musk realizes that Trump is against increasing taxes for the rich and publicly accuses Trump of having no actual intention of lowering the national debt. This is where we are now.

You may already know about this, but increasing the national debt has been the point. For five decades.
https://www.milwaukeeindependent.com/thom-hartmann/two-santas-strategy-gop-used-economic-scam-manipulate-americans-40-years/
The rethuglicans have literally used false concern about the debt for decades now? They then get into office and blow it up, but the next time a dem is in office, the debt is once again the worst problem ever and is out of control. Rinse>repeat, again, for decades now.
Edit: oh, the article posted by SoleInvictus lays it out much better than I tried
The ultimate irony being that the "national debt" is simply the tally of all interest bearing and non interest bearing dollars created by the government that haven't been taxed out of existence.
There's no scenario where we can't pay debt denominated in our own currency, unless the government chooses not to pay.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sectoral_balances
- There’s no scenario where we can’t pay debt denominated in our own currency, unless the government chooses not to pay.
  Well, yeah, but having an exponentially inflating debt leads to hyperinflation which makes the dollar worthless, and that has real-world consequences.
  I think if the dollar loses its value, society will jump to another alternative payment method, maybe crypto or sth else entirely, and that would be worse because it means you end up without state control. I.e., it is like having no state regulations anymore, and then who protects the citizens from corpo's overreach? A lot of regulations are tied to things-being-measured-in-dollars. Like corporate taxes, or social security.
Was anybody else around for the BBA in the 90s? We literally fixed this once and then Dubya fucked it up immediately.

Who will win this fight?

Everybody!

Let's see if it's real or more kabuki.
If Trump announces cancellation of major contracts with Musk-owned firms, it's probably real. Otherwise, not.
- I wouldn't even hold announcements in stone, he has been flopping back and forth on massive, world-altering policy decisions for months. A spat with his rival narcissist isn't going to be more or less scatterbrained.
- They could just shell company their way out of this. It's all kayfabe.
Most likely they're going to patch it up, roll-back their rhetoric and continue milking the federal piggy-bank for as long as they can, and their supporters won't give a shit because they're not supporting either of these clowns because they want sound fiscal leadership, these guys gained a following because they "hurt the right people" and that's all anyone cares about now.
I'm sorry to be the bucket of cold water, but we gotta remember we're not in a functional democracy anymore. This is more like some "last days of Rome" acts.

Honestly, I'm surprised it took this long.

My wife was sure Musk wouldn’t make it past March.

Just going at it like two whores at the great capitalist gangbang.

I’m sure we are wanting this for very different reasons.

Lol this is getting better and better! We knew they'd have a breakup eventually.

With luck muskrat will give us some damning evidence as he tries to win back the public's view via his new PR team lolol

That marriage didn't last long 😂😂😂😂 This is going to be highly entertaining.

LOL!!!

This is amazing!!

Inb4 this is a penta dimensional play

Musk accused trump of being, allegedly, on the Epstein list

The Dems request and approve for this list to be released

Trump ends not being on the list, but the Dem leadership does

Absolute trolling + pure cinema

Except we've literally had multiple photographs of Trump and Epstein next to each other at different times for the last 10 years (at least). Trumps connections with Epstein are very public knowledge. Heck, we have firsthand testimony from Trump himself saying that he and Epstein were good friends, and he knows that Epstein was fucking around with very young women.
If trump was not on the Epstein files list, then I would be immediately suspicious of who else may have been removed, or added, to the list.
A few pundits have claimed that it's so they can both cancel a bill neither of them want to pass after all, but that's almost as delusional as the thing you described.

The hornet’s nest has been kicked now

We’re not going to be able tell which political party Tesla arsonists are affiliated with.

Both deserve some Piazzale Loreto'ing

you call this BREAKING? just another day

Well, I've been saying that for months. Do I get money now?

Careful, Elon, or you might get another black eye.

King Kong vs Godzilla isn’t gonna have shit on what’s to come between these two monsters.

This is chicken soup for the soul.

sadly, it looks like these ghouls are making up now, it was all a little puppet show...

Woo-hoo!

We live in stupid times… where oligarchs fight each other on twitter

Is stinky out of Special K again?

Yea sure mate, what ever you want! Lol

USA citizens didn't do it, you will? I can only hope.
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