Trump Orders Musk to Get Air Force One Finished Quickly, Even If It Isn't Fully Safe Yet

We need a sky god to start making our annual billionaire sacrifice too.

Wouldn't be the first time for high ranking officials to die that way. It happened at least once in the soviet union.

Yes. Make him hasten the process. And have both of them on all flights.

Beside all the jokes that we want the president and trump to ride that plane together... He's on a mission to save as much money as possible and then he wants two new airplanes for himself???

trump killing himself by using Musk to skirt safety precautions so he can feel special riding around in a shiny new ego tube might be enough to get me wondering if god exists.

Please let them both ride it together, please please please.

sounds like a chance for the world. boing is doing so well in recent years. get all republicans on that plane. put bannon in. put all other friends of epstein on that plane and have it tour the world.

It's not a death threat if you're supporting their death wish.

Ordinarily, the implied result would be sad due to the press corps flies on air Force one as well, but now that they've replaced all reputable news outlets with Fox clones... Let's do this!

Please, God, if you're listening, do something really really funny with this.

Oh wow, what's the worst that could happen, they skip safety and defense features and the plane get shot down and the president killed? Oh man, that would be horrible, just horrible!

Please have Boeing do this. Focus on the doors.

OceanGate!

This is starting to feel like someone's playing a joke on me and the whole world is on it.

Could Musk be useful for something after all?

Hurry Elon, hurry. Godspeed.

Dear Boeing,

I know i said i wanted world peace. Hear me out.

The only bad part about the obvious outcome here is that we'll have the 9/11 and JFK conspiracy theorist types jerking themselves raw about how it was absolutely a conspiracy to assassinate him.

Oh! Wouldn't that be a nice resolution...

Put the President and Trump on an unsafe plane and sent that bitch on a nice long flight over the ocean.

SpaceX and BOEING engineers. You know what to do, right? GET TO WORK!

DOGE needs to get rid of those pesky safety regulations holding up the plane.

Trump is completely right on this issue. Despite the fact his plane is produced by a company plagued with consistent quality control issues I believe this should be rushed into service as quickly as possible. In fact, I agree that the anyone including temp workers should be allowed in to get this thing in the air today.

Seems like an opportunity for Musk to create plausible deniability for taking the throne.

The less safe the better.

An underpaid Boeing engineer has a chance to accidentally do one of the funniest, most earth saving oopsies of all time.

"Trump dies in fatal Boeing crash, after rushing its production" is a headline id love to see

Look do you really need to tighten every screw? Maybe skip every 8th one or use the aluminum screws instead of the steel ones - then you can carry more screws.

I have lots of ideas how they could speed this up.

"Never interrupt your opponent while he is in the middle of making a mistake."

Really rooting for them on that corner-cutting endeavor. What's the worst that could happen?

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Finally a positive news :)

This could be amazing.

Boeing, Musk, and a rushed time frame? I've rarely seen a better recipe for disaster. Maybe we are lucky and Trump and his cronies just fall from the sky even on the first flight.

Finally, a Trump order I agree with

You want Vance? That's how you get Vance.

Yay

Do it and take the entire republican leadership out for a joy ride. It will be the most spectacular thing ever.

Oh man. Please. Please.

Not that it matters. Another bumbling moron is next in line. Then after that a religious zealot.

But for my own satisfaction....pleeeease.

Yes please

If Musk can fly a rocket, Trump reportedly told associates, per the NYT, he can probably fly an airplane.

He's never been on one of his rockets. He's too chickenshit. Fuck Bezos, but at least he had the balls to go up on a Blue Origin rocket. If you think Musk is ever going to Mars, you're wrong.

I like where this is going.

If Musk can fly a rocket, Trump reportedly told associates, per the NYT, he can probably fly an airplane.

You guys are all such a joke.

Sucks millions or billions will die when you blame the plane crash on Canada or Denmark or Ukraine.

Just throw a door plug in that sucker, Boeing

I'm sure they're good enough right now, send 'em on over.

Man I hope Elon works expeditiously don’t wanna waste any time

The quality of the average Tesla should be the target.

A boy can only dream ;)

I hear Boeing is great at getting planes finished remarkably quickly...>.>

IMO, the current administration is the biggest threat to democracy in the history of this nation, and right now its PR is being lead by a clown that paints his face orange each morning.

The right wants him replaced just as much as the left -- and preferably quickly enough that Vance might get 3 terms. So be careful what you wish for, because right now Trump is actually doing a phenomenal job of fueling outrage over project 2025 agendas. Someone with more intellect will be better able to mask their radical nature.

Grim Reaper / Death / Azrael : are fucking trying to tempt me?

The motto of project development:

Fast
Cheap
Good

You can only choose two.

trump is choosing fast and cheap.

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Yes, please. Make it super fast, and super shitty so it crashes the first time Trump uses it.

I have no complaints…

By all means.

Isn't that his MO anyway? I would have expected nothing less.

Musk orders Trump not the other way around

Good.

You know what, go for it on this one. I’m sure it will be delivered with the same care and quality as the cybertruck

Sending thoughts and prayers … to Nidhogg.

Isn’t musk too busy taking credit for being the ceo of Tesla? And space x and the boring company, solar city,, oh yeh and twitter. Oh and wasn’t he supposed to be going through every social security payment? How will he find the time to jerk off on twitter while fixing Air Force one and all the faa safety standards. He must really be a genius (hardest fucking sigh in the universe)

the rare occasion on which I agree with him. I think they should get it done super quick and take every shortcut possible! what could go wrong anyway?

Imagine reading the news these days and telling Boeing to slack on testing with your new private jet.

Send it

Yes, please, let Musk take control of the project and cut all the corners and ignore regulation to rush production on something that could kill the president and his entire entourage if it ever fails. Please do it!