Simple. It's the combustion process of the luminiferous aether, which is like the cosmic equivalent of air, just finer and undetectable by modern instruments. See, the sun doesn't need oxygen like regular fires because it's tapping into this vast reservoir of aether that permeates the entire universe. As the sun rotates, it creates pressure waves that compress the aether particles, causing them to vibrate intensely. These vibrations generate heat through a process called “aetheric oscillation.”
Now, since the sun is massive, it can harness an unlimited amount of aether, and the energy release is what we experience as sunlight. Think of it like a giant cosmic steam engine, except instead of coal and water, it's running on pure space aether and high-velocity vibrations. And that’s why it keeps burning without needing any of that "earthbound" oxygen nonsense. It's all about the oscillation efficiency, really.
You should present your findings to the queen, this is a very important development in the field of astrological studies
I would watch this episode of Black Adder
It's actually all LEDs
God's keyboard
Nah, it's incandescent, that explain the heat
No oxygen in space? Dude, there's tons of it, it's just all getting sucked into the sun. The further away from the sun you get, the more oxygen there is.
Like, almost 100% of all oxygen in the entire universe is in space, rather than Earth:-P.
The sun is actually a sad FAILED star! SMALL! When you look at the stars I look at Big stars strong stars. The sun is Nothing! Crooked Mercury props it up! That's why Mercury lops so bad now. Sad. The other stars they want toake our sun into one of those shithole stars. BLACK HOLES!! Not me though I love the Sun ask anyone. No one can take care of the sun like me. We're practically the same color
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It's very simple - the sun isn't burning. The sun is actually a very large healing crystal. As you may know, healing crystals capture the harmonic vibrations of the universe and turn them into things that are good for our health, like warmth, vitamins, essential oils, and positive ions.
The sun is made out of a healing crystal that converts the vibrations into warmth, witch is what we see as sunlight. The sun is so big that it's able to capture a lot of harmonic vibrations and so it makes a lot of warmth.
The real question is who polished the healing crystal that forms the sun, and who put it up into space. The natural answer is that it's clearly done by my good friend Moonlight Namaste, and she will teach you how to do the same thing if you visit her blog and sign up for her meditation classes. With enough guided meditation, you too will start to see the universal vibrations and learn how to change your oscillations to match the universal vibrations. The first 200 people who sign up will get a free dream catcher, so sign up today!
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But how can a healing crystal cause skin cancer? The sun is a deadly laser, after all...
unless it's also a laser crystal! Gotcha, Illuminati!
This is to blame on solar panels. Modern ones are very black, i.e. a serious lack of light, creating a photonic imbalance that forces light upwards, where gravitational clustering creates an illusion of a burning spherical object.
If you are in doubt about this, check old photos- there’s no picture of the sun before the invention of solar panels. Same goes for paintings, although really old ones have a sort of symbolic sun-like object, which may be caused by the solar panels on visiting aliens’ starships (ref. Von Dänicken, 1968).Trick question. The sun is in the sky (daytime) not in space (nighttime)! As we all know, the higher you are, the less there is oxygen. That is because the sun burns most of the oxygen in the sky. Fortunately plants produce oxygen in the daytime faster than the sun burns it. It's common sense really.
This is solid science. 10/10 would smoke again.
Good question. The reason the sun is burning in space is because it is very spicy in space.
Spite. Pure spite. Here, have some cancer you ungrateful bastards.
Once you realise the so called "sun" is really flat, the answer becomes obvious.
They pipe the oxygen in from behind the sun.
Duh, because of fusion of course.
Protons in the sun's core fuse until they form oxygen and carbon and those burn on the surface.
So it's all just a scam?
You got it the wrong way round
Space has no oxygen because the Sun burned it all.
I like this one because it's almost close to being true.
A: The sun isn’t in space it’s its own self contained atmosphere,
B: The sun has oxygen, or at least it would except…
C: The sun isn’t “on fire” it’s a fusion reactor, which means it is so hot that the electrons are free flowing so they don’t form into traditional atoms and the nucleus is under so much pressure that the nucleus can combine into a new element releasing ungodly amounts of energy.
D: magic probably.
Like rocket engines in space, the sun has its own oxidizer tank. Let's hope it won't run out anytime soon.
I think it’s got about 3-4 billion years left in the tank, if I remember reading correctly. It won’t be humanity’s problem.
It's the weight of responsibility for keeping the solar system together.
Because the sun is so full of hate that it literally cannot stop burning
It's only desire is to engulf the Earth and kill every living thing on it. One day the sun, one day...
Super Mario Bros. 3 proves this is true.
It's burning from the scorching hot insults we throw at it.
Here's my insult to feed the sun
Youre trying to be the center of attention, but really you're just a big ball of gas with a serious ego problem, and you don't see it because you're blinded by yourself.
Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible, so jot that down
Amun-Ra approves this message.
At the center you will find a cat tied to a piece of buttered toast.
The Sun uses original oxygen called hydrogen, that and she thicc af with all that gravity
Because the Telltubbies perform live human sacrifice at the Winter Solstice to summon a New Sun.
The sun is actually just a giant mirror that makes small things look really big and the thing you see in the sky is just a really bright light bulb
The sun is a giant lithium battery that became a spicy pillow and then exploded, and as everyone knows you can't put out a lithium battery fire like a regular fire. The fire department just pushed it out there into space beyond the environment to let it burn itself out, which is expected to take at least 5 billion more years.
TIL Samsung made the sun
It's a GOD, stupid. It can do whatever it wants.
Everything comes from stars including oxygen, duh.
That is a scientifically correct answer. Not for this question, though.
The sun isn't space, it has plenty of oxygen.
It took a deep breath...
It's just very angry
The sun is technically not burning. It's just lesser freezing than the rest.
the souls of the damned
Don't tell me you still believe in oxygen! The sun is made of phlogiston, so it instantly ignites. Since there's no air in space for the phlogiston to saturate into, it can keep burning for millions of years!
The sun is a miasma of incandescent plasma.
Not quite as catchy as the original
It's burning with hatred for earth. It wants to consume it, but it will take time to gather enough strength...
Time in which frustratingly, its flaming hate transformed earth into a unique, living planet, and lead to the most vile and disgusting creation in the entire universe, My Little Pony.space contains all of the oxygen
Wind turbines are fanning the flames and keeping it hot.
It is the flaming tail of the turtle that the Turth (turtle-earth...
And who is adding more wood to it? Ancient Egyptians?
-.- they are dead. Read a book.
It's mormons now
This is an often misunderstood aspect of the sun. The sun doesn't need to pull oxygen into itself to burn. It just does a bit of fusion magic!
When a star is dense enough it starts to fuse Helium together through a process called the "triple alpha process"; which results in Carbon! From there it's pretty direct for the star to fuse one more Helium to the Carbon via stellar nucleosynthesis to create Oxygen!
So you see, the Sun doesn't need to draw Oxygen from space. It just makes its own!
The sun isn't burning. Wtf are you talking about? The sun is a projector. Projecting our lives onto this planet earf.
Modest Mouse intensifies
There is oxygen in space, it's just a different type of oxygen that we can't see
You guys can see oxygen?
Hello friend
I remember reading once that if the sun was made of entirely wood .. it would take about 5,000 years to burn out.... which is roughly the same timeline and age given by the Christian Bible.
they're actually was oxygen in space but they used it all as fuel for the stars and since then they've been converting them to electric.
secondary fun fact: burning all the oxygen in space as fuel has caused space to heat up and is what's leading to the imminent "heat death" of the universe.
After it gets dark, they refill it with lighter fluid. Every morning they light it fresh with a big ‘ole Zippo.
Because it isn't burning, it's exploding like a very big big big stick of TNT that's going off veeeeeery slowly
it must be the poop bear
You are all mad! The sun is definitely getting oxygen! The giant space bellows hide just out of sight on the precisely opposite side of the sun from earth, so we've never been able to observe them.
Gringolth the oxidation wizard had been pumping them for millions of years. The biggest risk is that he dies before being replaced by an offspring!
The sun can also use souls as a comburant. It's kept alight by the stores of sacrifices it's accumulated over time. But sacrifices aren't as common and the stocks are running down... Thankfully, there are some secret organisations handling this problem.
Because there isn't enough water to put it out
*the Illuminati "stay where you are"
it's flaming because of all the gay
The hilaries are making it
