Line forms to the left ladies.

or with parental consent.

Eww, that line tells you all you need to know about this guy. And the fact that this is actually legal in some states is disturbing.

He prefers a woman who is "damaged" because he thinks she'll put up with being treated like a broodmare.
- As if he even needed to say that, the only people who would respond to this would be especially damaged lol.
- Let's not give him that much credit, a woman is acceptable but he'd prefer a child who is damaged, with parental consent of course.
At 53 at that. Ugh.
- 🤢
That's mudblood talk.

53 and looking for someone “of age or with parental consent”?

Excuse me while I go and vomit.

Yeah, I'm getting divorced at 35 and matching with women younger than 30 freaks me out. This mf'r wants a 17yr old? Yuck.
- Possibly younger with parental consent!
- I got divorced in my late 20s, and started dating again around 30. A girl I had met who was 21 asked me why I hadn't asked her out, and the truth was she seemed way out of my league - very attractive person, very bright. So I went out with her, and she was nice, but I just couldn't do it because she seemed so young. Not immature, just young. And it was so strange going out with someone who hadn't even seen the same TV shows as I watched growing up, which sounds superficial, but it was honestly weird.
  I just can't imagine dating someone decades younger than me. An underage person with a 53-year-old is just gross.
- I genuinely don’t understand this thinking. The idea of partnering with someone who doesn’t share a similar life experience sounds difficult and frustrating.
  I get that they’re not looking to partner with anyone and that’s the point.
Fuck vomiting. The dude needs to be monitored 24/7 and forced to take therapy.

"… or with parental consent."

For a 53-year-old. Mm.
- Yeah. Those two parts were as separated as he could get them, and still were the only part of this I remember.
  Half your age plus seven, guy. It's in the bible, I swear. Leviticus.
Jfc I didn't even process that on the first read. Instant creep factor x10.
Also needs to be "damaged", not just any random happy-go-lucky minor.
- Also the emphasis on ride or die tells me he's going to be controlling right from the start. And the "follow god's instincts" tells me he thinks his instincts are god's.
Yeah that made me physically shudder.

"or with parental consent"

Someone beat you by many hours...
- Nobody cares.

It’s the @yahoo.com that fully sent me.

Only an @aol.com would have been better.
- I regularly see roadrunner and earthlink emails as well as AOL at my job.
That's why I didn't edit the whole thing. It could only be better if it was Hotmail.
- I feel offended. Dafuq is wrong with hotmail?! Imho, it's pretty awesome that microsoft still supports it after all these years. Got mine when I was 10 and I plan om keeping it untill I die. It's a better relic than a beany baby.

This was really funny until that last part. What the fuck

Yeah, what kind of sick fuck uses Yahoo email...
Thinking of emailing him and just saying "I give parental consent, send me your credit card".

This guy has a breeding kink and decided to post it on FB.

It’s not a kink if you believe God told you to do it.
- Then it’s just a cult.
Shooters shoot their shot

Man, giving internet access to the unhinged might have been a bad idea but it IS very entertaining to say the least.

Did he get parental consent to procreate? We should talk to his mom and dad

I'd say these people need Jesus... but they'd shoot Jesus for trespassing.

defend the border!

"I'm real." Obviously, he sounds too good to be true...

I'm real

Such a perfect specimen of manliness surely can't exist in our cold, imperfect reality.

I genuinely thought I was reading /c/lemmy_shitpost - great googilly moogilly

Goodness gracious laventacious

To paraphrase Serenity,

“Ah, BonesOfTheMoon, you always bring me the very best insanity.”

Ahahahahah. I'm here to serve. This is what I get for being a fake Nazi on Facebook.
- Oof, talking about taking one for the team.. Your service is much appreciated. 🫡

Come on ladies, give him a chance. What could go wrong?

Remember he has that unjabbed blood lol.
- And pure. Definite Nazi vibes.

The rest of you are correct. I want to loop back to the start.

"God's instincts"? The fuck man. The church of my youth would string him up for suggesting that either "God operates on instinct" or that "human's should operate on instinct".

Imagine answering every email that has URGENT in it. This sounds like a bot.

I maybe took Ambien last night and sent him one. Haha. It said urgent, ur a pedo.

I'm pretty sure that if he actually went Grizzly Adams he'd die, but the thought of him being out in the wilderness and off the internet is strangely appealing.