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  • It was post coitus with a partner. We had a new puppy and decided to let it hop in the bed with us. My penis moved slightly while still semi erect and the dog chomped it real quick probably thinking it was a toy. And now I will never let a dog in my bed again while naked. Lesson learned.

  • Truly shocking and sad. From the Instagram post for those that can’t see/do not want to click:

  • This is a bizarre situation that I can’t even comprehend. How many years has this been going on?

  • Wow that truly was an interesting read. I never played any of the Quest games myself. Is Ken Williams a MAGA these days?

  • InsanePeopleFacebook @lemmy.world

    Hashtag ADORABLE

  • Convenient escapism.

  • A dog bit my penis once AMA

  • Good idea! Will be a good spot to walk the pooch and check out some art!

  • Well Future Funk was sort of a “fork” from Vaporwave from what I remember. Very DIY attitude based and similar visual aesthetic but it’s more about sampling Boogie music and then compressing the hell out of the kick - to where it’s really more in the vein of Filter/French House - but usually a bit more lofi production wise.

  • This is gonna be an old cut but Paperboy the arcade by Atari frickin slaps.

  • This is just another reason I don’t get too buddy buddy with coworkers. Especially having hang sessions outside of work.

    I’m not in sales though so maybe the dynamic is different.

  • I hug a tree. I dunno if it makes life noticeably better but it’s a vibe. I lost quite a few trees in a storm last year and feel like I’ve under appreciated them for way too long. No more!

  • Dallas-Fort Worth @lemmy.world

    Rest in peace, Keyboard Bob: Deep Ellum fixture and true Dallas icon dies at 73

  • Welp. Good thing I’m gonna die.

  • I’m surprised the logs in the fireplace aren’t gold.

  • He’s got some white socks!

  • Dogs @lemmy.world

    Stevie Wonder

  • “Ouch! What do you do?”

    -Goonies 2, NES

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL Hobby Lobby doesn't use barcodes

    Dallas-Fort Worth @lemmy.world

    With all the cuts in federal funding for broadcasting, please consider donating to KNON during their pledge drive.

    Neat - For neat stuff you found @lemmy.world

    When you see it... it cannot be unseen.

    Dallas-Fort Worth @lemmy.world

    Need a place to walk your dog during the HOT hours? Vista Ridge Mall!

    internet funeral @lemmy.world

    Did you know?

    RetroGaming @lemmy.world

    YouTuber PatMan QC has passed away 😔

    Microblog Memes @lemmy.world

    Define fries

    Dogs @lemmy.world

    How often do you get your dogs nails trimmed?

    Texas @lemmy.world

    Hometown Hero's New Ad Poking Fun At Dan Patrick

    Movies @lemmy.world

    Pavements - A documentary about the band Pavement

    Technology @lemmy.world

    ChatGPT 'got absolutely wrecked' by Atari 2600 in beginner's chess match — OpenAI's newest model bamboozled by 1970s logic

    Dallas-Fort Worth @lemmy.world

    Dallas Morning News Explains Why They Didn't Cover the Hands Off Protest

    [MIGRATED TO DIFFERENT INSTANCE CHECK PIN POST] Balatro @lemm.ee

    Joker card from TV show "The Shield"

    [Dormant, move to !television@lemm.ee] Shows and TV @lemm.ee

    What shows measure up to The Wire?

    MealtimeVideos Cafe @lemmy.cafe

    The Fight For America's Public Lands

    Dallas-Fort Worth @lemmy.world

    Spotted in the bathrooms at DFW airport

    Unpopular Opinion @lemmy.world

    I don't like straws regardless. Paper or plastic.