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  • I have a friend with a doctorate in computer science. He writes accountancy software for a living.

    🤷‍♂️

    Although his thesis was on designing hardware to function under a different set of physical laws.

  • Most people never learn how to use the power setting to more evenly heat food when needed. Or to add some moisture to keep things from drying out.

    Teach me? I need this skill.

  • Better clear your schedule, Deanna.

  • Snow globes with no snow.

    Postcards that say "wish you were here!"

  • Sometimes I think all of DS9 is a holodeck program that Next Generation-era O'Brien puts a buffer clone of himself through occasionally, in a fit of self-loathing.

  • Aw, battie's got grandma hands.

  • What does 'goth' mean these days? Would Robert Smith recognise his own?

  • Me too.

    I like the way it logs me out of anything I've logged into at session close.

  • I don't want to stop caring. I just want them to turn off the torment nexus, even if it's only for a little while.

  • And I'm terrible at looking at drawings. But if you draw it, I'll look at it.

  • That's when the only recipes you can find for it are ones that have been jazzed up to be more 'original' so someone could make a blog post to attract jaded gourmet clicks.

    Then you get travesties like the fad for beetroot-based hummus.

  • I can draw you a beautiful picture. Maybe I'll just appreciate what others have posted.

  • I like the snake-ish look for dragons.

  • Oh yea I have depression…

    I had wondered.

    A female friend once remarked to me that giving birth makes as much sense as exiting your car by crawling out through the exhaust pipe.

    My sister's first pregnancy was high-risk and she needed a c-section. She went on to get pregnant twice more. When I asked her why take the risk, she told me "because I get a kid out of it". 🤷‍♀️

  • I never get tired of reading posts like this one.

  • Hold them left-handed and you can't see the point where the blades are cutting paper. You have to guess. Makes it harder to do a neat job.

  • My friends and family always mock me

    they’re gagging and crying from the heat.

    Take their wallets while they can't resist and mock those weaklings right back.

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