spittingimage @ spittingimage @lemmy.world

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Now, more than ever, loyal Americans must come together and ignore the fact their president is a kiddy diddler. /s

Fine, thanks. And you?

I emailed "looking forward to seeing you" to someone I'm completely indifferent about seeing, so I guess.

Well, a surgeon's gotta eat. Have you seen the salads in the cafeteria?

Can I have some of your beard hair, for science?

The guy with the two-foot dildo up him must have looked like a human lollipop.

Okay dude. Now draw it.

If I throw it against the wall and it doesn't stick, it's clean.

Not all. And their search tool lets you look for non-DRM books.

Crows enjoy solving logic puzzles. Some adults I know can't open child-proof lids.

Lots of textures in every bite.

No. One social media is enough. Lemmy meets all my needs.

I play with Lego and anyone who doesn't like it can gargle my nuts.

I'm not giving them my email address to read the article.

Truth in advertising.

New Zealand here. Yes, public libraries have the many volumes of the legal code in the reference section.

I mean that bleeding out in the snow is a cinematic fate usually reserved for hardened killers who are fatally wounded in the process of redeeming themselves. The quiet of the scene reflects the silencing of their inner demons and they accept death with dignity and even a measure of grace.

I dig well-executed tropes.

Picture it, though: You're a bad man and you know that one good deed won't change that, even at the cost of your life - but maybe it's enough to regain your soul. The wound doesn't hurt any more and you know that's a sign the end is coming but for the first time in years you feel at peace. Individual snowflakes are settling on your skin like chilly kisses as your eyelids get heavy.

Please, article writer, be a little more passive-aggressive.