spittingimage @ spittingimage @lemmy.world

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I have a friend with a doctorate in computer science. He writes accountancy software for a living.

🤷‍♂️

Although his thesis was on designing hardware to function under a different set of physical laws.

Most people never learn how to use the power setting to more evenly heat food when needed. Or to add some moisture to keep things from drying out.

Teach me? I need this skill.

Better clear your schedule, Deanna.

Snow globes with no snow.

Postcards that say "wish you were here!"

Sometimes I think all of DS9 is a holodeck program that Next Generation-era O'Brien puts a buffer clone of himself through occasionally, in a fit of self-loathing.

Aw, battie's got grandma hands.

What does 'goth' mean these days? Would Robert Smith recognise his own?

Me too.

I like the way it logs me out of anything I've logged into at session close.

I don't want to stop caring. I just want them to turn off the torment nexus, even if it's only for a little while.

Boo!

And I'm terrible at looking at drawings. But if you draw it, I'll look at it.

That's when the only recipes you can find for it are ones that have been jazzed up to be more 'original' so someone could make a blog post to attract jaded gourmet clicks.

Then you get travesties like the fad for beetroot-based hummus.

Tacos, probably. I could stretch to other dishes, but tacos are where my mind is.

I can draw you a beautiful picture. Maybe I'll just appreciate what others have posted.

I like the snake-ish look for dragons.

Oh yea I have depression…

I had wondered.

A female friend once remarked to me that giving birth makes as much sense as exiting your car by crawling out through the exhaust pipe.

My sister's first pregnancy was high-risk and she needed a c-section. She went on to get pregnant twice more. When I asked her why take the risk, she told me "because I get a kid out of it". 🤷‍♀️

How was the ad received in France?

I never get tired of reading posts like this one.

Hold them left-handed and you can't see the point where the blades are cutting paper. You have to guess. Makes it harder to do a neat job.

My friends and family always mock me

they’re gagging and crying from the heat.

Take their wallets while they can't resist and mock those weaklings right back.