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  • Don't make promises when you're happy; don't make decisions when you're sad.

  • A question I've struggled with my whole life. Some people are really good liars.

  • I knew someone IRL like that. Genuinely nice guy face-to-face, but never passed up the chance to take a swipe at someone online. As time went by his conduct and attitudes made it clearer and clearer that he's dealing with undiagnosed mental health issues.

  • Means lift some of the mixture with your spoon, turn it over and press it in again. It's a technique for mixing without squeezing the air out, so it will rise in the oven.

  • I'd make pretty good odds on 'American Patriot' being Musk himself.

  • If you think Australia or New Zealand are joining an attack on Canada, you're very much mistaken.

  • 12-year old single malt scotch. I bought a bottle as a birthday gift for a friend and we shared a glass.

    He decided he didn't like the taste and drank the rest with coke, so obviously next time I'll buy him a bottle of turpentine and a monogramed shot glass.

  • What is this girl going to do with my kidney, hypothetically?

  • I'm specifically talking about dead celebrities. People like to point out that HP Lovecraft was racist, Gary Gygax was sexist and Clark Gable was fascist. All true and well-known, but it's much too late to change their minds about it. Whereas racism, sexism and fascism are going on outside our windows right now and can still be affected.

  • The moral failings of celebrities and creators who've been dead for decades.

    Save your outrage for things that are happening now, that you still have a chance to change.

  • Abundance. Everything looks smaller in the rear view mirror. As someone who's been in both decades, it actually feels a lot like the 80s all over again.

  • No, not the forbidden techniques! Don't you realise what you've done?!

  • This man understands AI better than he does humans.

    And I don't think he understands AI AT ALL.

  • Paradox?

  • Took me a moment, and now I hate you.

  • Is the US even a real place?

  • Brain worms.

  • Yes, I knew that.

  • "Hey kid - how would you like to fulfil a prophecy?"

  • Pretty much never. Even if my hands are dry and clean, I get annoying marks on the screen.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What's your impractical money-making invention?

  • rpg @ttrpg.network

    What are the best boardgames for minis and standees?

  • Just Post @lemmy.world

    How, after 30 years of mainstream internet, can anyone still still think pop-ups are a good idea?

  • Ask Science @lemmy.world

    If the boundary of the universe is proven to be a black hole event horizon, is destruction by Hawking radiation a possible end-of-everything scenario?

  • RPG @lemmy.ml

    What's your opinion on fixed damage vs rolling for damage?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    How does that craft where you stab a ball of fluff with a needle until it looks like something work?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    How would you turn Hell into a tourist destination?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    The best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Is it possible to eat a toxic amount of culinary herbs/spices?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Is dessert a snack or a meal?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What are the levels of BBQing?

  • Shitty Million Dollar Ideas @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    Message bullets

  • Awesome 100% free tools @lemmy.world

    Printfriendly: convert webpages to PDF

    www.printfriendly.com
  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What three unrelated movies make a perfect set?

  • Uplifting News @lemmy.world

    Tesco's Laser-Etched Avocados to Save on Packaging Waste - Core77

    www.core77.com /posts/132477/Tescos-Laser-Etched-Avocados-to-Save-on-Packaging-Waste
  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Alternatives to onion grating

  • Ask Science @lemmy.world

    Why does melted cheese just taste better?

  • Uplifting News @lemmy.world

    'Reef stars' restored Indonesia's blast-damaged corals in just 4 years

    grist.org /science/coral-reefs-can-rebuild-in-just-four-years-with-a-star-and-a-little-care/
  • Science Fiction @lemmy.world

    Loki (spoilers)

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    It goes straight to his head