More of the insane sovcit book with link to online copy in the comments.

WHY ARE YOU POSTING THIS ON MY FEED I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR INTENT I DO NOT HAVE AN INTERNATIONAL TREATY WITH YOU

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Are my eyes being detained or are they free to read on? Are my eyes being detained or are they free to read on? Are my eyes being detained or are they free to read on?
- This comment made me break your car window on reflex.
I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!

Where did you get this marvellous picture?

They even titled it "word magic" lol.

It's appropriate since they believe that words are magic and as long as they say the right words, the "spell" will be cast and they will become immune to laws.
- I do not ~~understand~~ stand under!
That’s probably the most sane part about It.
I think they are saying that those Words where chosen specifically because they can subconsciously affect the words users perceptions.
Not magic nor a conspiracy but there is psychological truth that different words with identical meaning can effect us differently.
- No, they mean literal magic. I started reading the book, and they're talking about "Dark Magicians" on the first page.
- different words with identical meaning can effect us differently
  Other than puzzling us when a different word is not known because it stopped being used in that sense in the twelfth century?
  I am not sure that there are studies that found anything statistically significant. It's like saying that there are 'selling slogans' when in fact no matter how selling you slogan is, no one will buy if the product is bullshit
- I mean, anyone who's ever taken Prof. George Lakoff's classes at UC Berkeley is familiar with his famous "Don't think of an elephant" lecture. He tells his students not to think about an elephant, then goes on to describe an elephant in agonizing detail, but under no circumstances are you permitted to picture that elephant in your mind.

Or you know, from the old (and current) French "Parent", which itself came from the Latin "Parentem". But I guess making a quick search isn't as fun as making shit up.

Nah man, that doesn't sound right. See "pair rent" is much more believable. Everyone knows that these conspiracy things always need to rhyme or sound similar or have the same letters but rearranged. Not be the same word in another language, that's just bunk.
Pair rent ‘em
- I hardly know 'em!
Well, the book didn't say that's the origin of the word. Just that the happenstance of it being similar to the phrase makes the government like using the word.

Just in case anyone is curious-

parent (n.)
early 15c. (late 12c. as a surname), "a mother or father; a forebear, ancestor," from Old French parent "father, parent, relative, kin" (11c.) and directly from Latin parentem (nominative parens) "father or mother, ancestor," noun use of present participle of parire "bring forth, give birth to, produce," from PIE root *pere- (1) "to produce, bring forth." Began to replace native elder after c. 1500. also from early 15c.

BIG GOVERNMENT has apparently been planning this since feudalism.

OH MY GISH !!! parent comes from the Latin for to produce??? Like produce that can be shipped in ships, therefore when you are Berne’s you become produce that can be shipped on a ship, turning you in a product of the US government corp (unincorporated), which means that when you are driving you are actually being shipped as freight in your car, which means that only maritime law applies and that the cop that is stopping you doesn’t have jurisdiction because you are actually a shipped good and he isn’t the coast guard or a customs officer.
That also means that you can’t physically be charged for stuff because the shipping company (i.e. the US government) is actually responsible for all the costs incurred during shipping (i.e. you driving) under the imperial maritime charter or 1753 and the amended treaty of Orville of 1772.
That makes sense now. Thank you!!!
The Magna Carta is unconstitutional!
You believe the dictionary about the definition of words? Don't you know the word dictionary was invented in 1793 when a homesteader fucked a woman named Mary? Turns out Mary was married to a member of the sinister Jewish cabal that decided to invent the dictionary as a means of deceiving the goiym - thus dicks-on-Mary.
Daily reminder that most conspiracies point to the Jews, and that becoming a sovcit is an indicator of an upcoming pivot to Nazism.
- I thought it meant nary-a-dick?
Their shit about the system trying to own you through some sort of contract sounds like it would actually fit feudalism better.
Love how this definition is just like “the word parent is from the word parent from the word parent from the word parent.”
insert astronaut with gun meme

Fake etymology conspiracy theories (aka "word magic") are one of my biggest pet peeves.

I theorize that this word magic and the impassioned (yet nonsense) speaking comes from and is encouraged by religion and worship of the bible
When it comes to pulling out deeper divine meaning from the bible by analyzing its text, I always chuckle that these people often don't realize (or blatantly reject) that the English copy they are reading has been loosely translated dozens of times Iver millenia.
Same people who think that a winamp visualization is actually "seeing the music".
I find them sort of quaint, because there are some real etymologies that are just like that: atone, bridal, Alemanni, potassium

I refuse to believe that whoever put this to print did so earnestly. Surely they at least must've known this was bullshit they were peddling to make a quick buck off some gullible rubes.

I've known a couple schizophrenic dudes that got into numerology while they were struggling. This text sounds exactly like that.
- My Neighbor was diagnosed with schizophrenia and when she seeked us out for help or to talk she would put that exact same "logic" to each and every of her conspiracies.
- A couple of them? Surely you must've imagined it!
  ...
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  That's why I'm not a comedian.
There's no information on the Internet about the author, Pao Chung. Probably just a scammer.
- Is that name supposed to be onamonapeia for someone cashing out?
A buck earned is a buck earned. If the customer is stupid and gullible, the sale is much easier.

You know it’s funny. I keep trying to wrap my head around their beliefs; and then I hit the crazy wall and realize that there is nothing sane anywhere in there.

I invite you to enjoy Munecats documentary on the movement across the world.
The absolute best person reviewing the work of the absolute worst people.
- Oof. Saving this for later.
The difficulty with trying to understand their beliefs is, they're not coherent at all. Their 'beliefs' differ from person to person and they're highly fluid, meaning they can flick from one thing to the next without any coherent reason or logic to it.
It's very difficult to discern a structure or a solid foundation even when the entire belief structure looks to be stuck between different dimensions of insanity.
- The belief is the solid structure. It's science, almost: instead of taking experimental results, and work out a theory to explain it, you take what should be true, and therefore must be true, and therefore is true, and work out something, anything, to prop it up.

This made me think about when you hear about someone who has a really high genius level IQ in the 180s or whatever; statistically, there must be someone somewhere who has an IQ as far below the average of 100 than the genius IQ is over it.

That's not necessarily how averages work. 80, 80, 80, 80, 100, 180.
The average is 100, but there is no "counterpart" to the 180 at the end.
EDIT: note that my sample size is way to small to perfectly describe the human population, and ~~variance~~ distribution is also impossible to represent with a sample size of 6. Obviously there ARE people way below 80 IQ; I'm just saying you can't say for sure that there must be a person around 20IQ just because one with 180 exists.
- technically, IQ is by definition normally distributed with 100 as the center. But by the definition there would only be about 500 people in the world with an IQ of 20 or lower, so it breaks down because of the amount of people in an unrecoverable coma and such
The problem with that is the lower under 100 you go, the less functional the person is. People with such low IQs would barely be able to understand what the hell sovcits are about not to mention standing no chance to come up with such ideas.
- People with such low IQs would barely be able to understand what the hell sovcits are about
  Oh, the rest of you understand these guys?
That's not what this is and your insulting people who have severe disabilities.
- I don't know why you are downvoted. Delusional people can be pretty intelligent by some measures.
Statistically, when you are in a group of average people, e.g. in a mall or on a motorway, half the people around you have an IQ of 100 or less.
- Unless there's far more stupid people around you than intelligent people which is fairly likely.
  Massive dumbass are a far more common than geniuses so there's a bunch of idiots running around that are pulling the average down.

yes because the us government would OBVIOUSLY put in a hint in their wording if they really wanted to do that. just a little easter egg for us to discover

It's not the government doing it though. It's the secret cabal of "Dark Magicians" who secretly control the government, using the secret, 100% literal, magic of words.
- Sounds like you are on to something here. Are the glow-in-the-dark colored people informed?
O yea bcuz if u smart enuff to figger it out u can join guvument. That how they get new guvument ppl. Or u can be cool and tell the sheeple and free minds. This man who rote book is a hero.
:p
It's interesting that the government has allowed the book to be published. You would have thought that they might have done something about it, if you know, they control the world.

I'm pretty sure this author is a paranoid schizophrenic or something. Most of these guys are just dumb and gullible - this one is just kind of sad.

"birth/berth"

They call it that as a trick to subject babies to the regulatory structures that govern ships, which essentially says that the government can commandeer you whenever they deem necessary. Oh you think you have rights? Well in the eyes of the law, you're just another skiff with a bad attitude.

Sovcit means sovereign citizen for anyone else who is confused

It's possible you circled the *least *bonkers part of the page.

They have printed literature?

Printed media has always been huge for conspiracy nuts before the internet, and plenty of them still make books. John Birch Society, Soilder of Fortune magazine, and plenty of terrible tax evasion and antivax books abound even now.
Yeah this is definitely the weirdest though.

God, I should just trip balls, write a book while I'm doing it, and sell it to these whackjobs.

PREORDER
WITH PREJUDICE
I've seriously considered getting into the "perpetual motion machine for free electricity" scam.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1n26CZwo5_nX7XODCjWemTZytlrFlAAeL/view

Wow. A lot of talk about magic in there. Way more wiccan hippy than right wing sovcit but I guess you go far enough down the rabbit hole and they converge.
Pdf also seemed to make my CPU spike like crazy, wonder what else is embedded in there... Probably not magic
- As a Wiccan, please don't bring us into this. That book has nothing to do with common Wiccan beliefs. Just because someone's using the word magic does not mean it has anything to do with wicca. That text has as much in common with Wicca as a Mr. Clean magic eraser.
Ok I was saying they thought the law was magic and they just needed to find the right incantation as a diving joke but it looks like that's actually true
My brain hurts
It's hard to find a book which actually makes the reader less intelligent, but here we are.

Have none of these people ever heard of etymology?

Have you ever wondered why they like to use the word etymology to describe the study of words and their origins? The word etymology sound similar to the words "A tamale, gee!," which means "A tamale you're excited about." When your pair rents signed your birth certificate, they agreed that you're a tamale.
No thanks, I don't like ants
- Relevant xkcd

I never understand why they say the US is a corporation? It isn't and can't be

Because "corporation" sounds scary
I recall it being explained as part of the creation of the federal reserve where the corporation of America was formed with citizens being the backing for the central bank.
- Gotcha, so the Federal Reserve is a Corporation (though I can't find documentation on that aspect either way) and the laws of the Federal Government allow Corporations to exist so the Federal Government still can't be a corporation!
  I know you are not disagreeing, it is just so weird for the Sov Cit's to pick this hill to die on.

The most sensible thing in that book is the legal disclaimer at the front.

It's also the most ironic, considering the author included it to avoid damages from the very system they're discrediting.

Holy shit....

Just started to read it...

Holy shit

Part of me wants to buy this book just to see how crazy it gets. But I don’t want to give the grifters money…

So the United States defined English did they, that's interesting, so what language did Abraham Lincoln speak prior to that?

I might be eating the onion here but, I think the constitution went into effect like 20 years before Lincoln was born.
Also, I'm cool with the United States defining English. We have marginally better culture than England. So I guess I'd prefer to say I speak American.
- Yes that's the point. He spoke English before the writing of the Constitution so how can a word be part of a conspiracy from a country that didn't exist until after his birth? If he spoke English for the first 20 years of his life, then then clearly the word parent can't be part of this conspiracy.

I feel for them in a way because they didn’t consent to being born. Like the rest of us. Oh well.

Laugh all you want - I'm now worth $700 million as the majority shareholder in my birth certificate.

This mofo never had any “loco parentis” at school then

Have you ever wondered why they like to use cave drawings to describe your mother and father?

The word "Mother" comes from the insect "Moth" because United States of America (incorporated) endorse the existence of Mothpeople that make up the population. They extort them for the products (Babies) and make sure to also drop in the easter egg of calling your Berth-Giving person "MOTHer"

Okay but who is this "they" refer to?

In this case, since it's about control, probably the nice folks with the deli who also use space lasers to control the media.
- You mean the JEW media?!
  But seriously, the "Evil Jew™" thing is exhausting. Don't they feel silly when they find out that it's always the same imaginary boogeyman? A boogeyman who leaves clues and hints everywhere, for morons with a grade 9 education to find, no less.