Double Barrel

im somewhat stunned, as im sitting here eating the exact opposite of this. i took a hot dog, cut it in half, and put each half in its own bun.

You yanged OP's yin.
So you made a hc dc and a ↄt ↄg?
Yeah who wouldn't want double the condiments? :-D
- i like a little hot dog with my mustard.
  or another way, hot dogs are more of mustard delivery mechanism for me.
Lmao like that old Micky mouse cartoon where they're slicing up a bean and a slice of bread
- that's the magic beans one with the giant
Is the exact opposite just a hot dog?
You looked at the original blueprints for hot dogs and said “too much protein, not enough carbs” instead of “I refuse to make two identical sandwiches in parallel”. Both fascinating observations :)
You monster.
You half-dogged the bun. You don't half dog the bun even if its the last dog you have and starving, its just wrong!
(Pls read this in the "you can't double dip the chip" voice)

We've had those already for something like 10 years

- Reminds me of college.
- Yup, count me in on that. Where do I sign up?
- I was iffy about double-hotdog, but double corndog?! Now that's progress!
Was about to comment that “divstobrene” is a thing in Latvia.
As always, ahead of the curve where it truly matters.
That doesn't look like the bun has the same texture as a regular hotdog bun. It looks more like a double dog panini. Plus it doesn't have the opening for toppings
Whatever that country this is (Turkey? A Baltic state?), it's ahead of OP by a leap.
- I think this might be Latvian maybe. It is not turkish.
- Riga

- OK, I see obesity in the picture, but where is the oil and healthcare?
  Did this guy shoot up a school?
- That's what happens when you think you're the leader but you don't have the basics down.

Yeah it's not uncommon in Chicago
- Came here for this and the previous comment. This is exceedingly common here. Now I want a double dog. I wish I wasn't poor.
Local hotdog shop?
I need to investigate if my town even has a local hotdog shop.
I'm pretty certain we don't. Actually we lack a lot of proper food places. Sandwich shops are all terrible, no goddamn Phillies worth the money. No hot dog shop or reliable spot for biscuits n gravy. seems sorta like Minnesota just hates good food
- Maybe you guys have good steak houses?
In Iceland we call this a Tvíhleypa, which means "double barrel"
So OP was successful with their invention after all. Good for them!

If you are in Grand Rapids, Michigan, there's a little hot dog spot called Yesterdog. They've got a secret menu. Ask for a slut dog.

- ... you've never doubled down before?
- It's an actual thing you can order. They just throw 2 dogs in 1 bun for you.
Oh yeah, they've got those dogs at this place
I prob won't be
What is a slut dog
- Your wife, and don't call me dog.
- Two hot dogs in the same got dang bun

Big hotdog will shut you down. They would rather sell you two ineffecient hot dogs

They’re already in on it with big bun, selling packages containing unmarchung numbers of Hot Dogs and buns. It’s like the FTC should investigate.

Let me introduce to you the Brazilian hot dog:

In my region of Brazil we have three flavors (!!!!) of hot dog: beef (filled with meaty Bolognese), chicken (shredded chicken cooked in tomato sauce) and mixed (both; yes, BOTH!!).

Things Brazilians put in hotdogs:

Hot dogs. How many, you ask? Well, how many do you want?
Corn
Peas
Ground beef
Chicken
Cheese
Cabbage
Vinaigrette
Mashed potatoes
Bacon
Crispy straw potatoes
Olives
Cooked quail eggs

There is no combination of ingredients a brazilian won't dare mix.
Americans will be whining about pineapple on pizza while Brazil is adding banana, chocolate, ribs and potato chips to it.
I'm honestly all for it, i hate this dumbass stigma people have over changing "traditional recipies". Fuck that, mix it up, throw shit at the all until it sticks, just make me something that tastes good.
- This is the feeling when someone cosigns/supports your bland statement "Nachos are the best food!" and then they immediately project their entire fucked up POV on you and follows with something completely off the mark in the spirit of, "THIS GUY GETS IT, MAN! We should lower the age of consent!!!"

I'm telling you, it's all about girth. You say you need two, but if you got the RIGHT one... that's all you need.:-P

^ This guy Costco hot-dogs.
- I cackled, I was just thinking Costco hot dogs after I read the previous comments... Fucking A+ spot on.
On account of the square-cube law, you will get more surface area from two smaller sausages than one large one, so the two small win out in that aspect at least.
- Okay but then they're squishy and flop around and send condiments everywhere rather than aiming them like a torpedo directly where they need to go: into your mouth.

Do it, I double-dog dare you!

If you're an adult, you can.

proceeds to get sued for patent violation
Gotta love the free market!

Laying two hotdogs next to one another is utterly disgusting!

Putting one on top of another is fine though.

That would make it a taco. A hot dog taco. Hotco.
- Don’t you DARE mention the holy taco in the same breath as the foul hotdog.
Ah, the over-under tek! Nice!
Disagree, I love condiments.
- They really lessen the pleasure for me and when they break it’s a nightmare.

Learned how from his mom

Is a hot dog is a taco?

Yes. And cereal is a stew.
- Do... do you let yours stew before you eat it?
- I’ve always thought of it as a soup.
hotdoaco?
hotacog?
dotaho?
According to the cube rule (https://cuberule.com/) the hotdog is technically a sandwich and not a taco due to the bun only really being two parts of a whole.
- `!
- Nah man, a hotdog is a taco exactly due to your stated reason.
- Might want to look again, the site literally uses a hot dog as an example of a taco.

These are a staple food in star citizen

We have a bright future ahead of us as a species after all
Yeah, just don't eat them the way they do in Star Citizen.
- Make sure you remove your space helmet first before you eat that entire double dog in a single bite.

You can already do this at Gene and Jude's

Was gonna say, I've been having double dogs for 30 years.
- Word. Maybe it's a Chicago thing. More Weiner Less Bun.

It's referred to as double doggin'.

Yer mom loves double doggin ;)
- woof indeed

why OP gotta use a 3 panel layout when the pictures are just repeats of the same picture?

Mmmm... With double the nitrates, double the grease, and double the sodium who wouldn't want this??? Go ahead and have 2 or 3 of them! If eating doesn't make you break out in a sweat then you're not doing it properly!

Are you my wife? Fucking hell dude. Fine! I'm going to eat my fucking salad. Fucking yay...
- She sounds like a wise and very patient person lol
Might not be optimal for someone who doesn't like sausages

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- This is truly, California's gold!

In case anyone from the UK needed another reason to prostrate themselves before the altar of Scandinavian interior design and foodstuffs this weekend, IKEA UK now sells the double hotdog at the exit bistro.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv26ynEYb3s

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The original thread if anyone is interested.

Get with the times, my dude. The Swedish dish "Hel special" ("full special") has been a classic since the '40s

Is that mashed potatoes on top?
- Yes

You can fit two hot dogs in any bread if you're brave enough.

This is a post about food and nothing else.

I got the meat if you got the buns hun

Anne's Dairy Cream in Maryland will sell you a foot long double dog. They make their own bread, place is absolutely amazing.

Oh and just to be clear, The dogs are amazing, The cheesesteak is really good for Maryland, but the place itself is actually a little dive. I think there are seven seats inside all at the counter. I just want to set expectations in case anyone goes out of their way to visit.

And the default of chili, mustard, and onions is pretty un-fuck-with-able. If I wind up going to get my hair cut tomorrow, I could go for a couple double dogs on my way out.