Fuckin' oversensitive dipshits. All of them. They can feel free to paddle their douche canoes as far away from me as possible.
Gretchen is such a wonderful person, too. I used to deliver groceries to her and her family. She just used an app with the username Gretchen W. She always helped me get the groceries from my car and into the kitchen if she was home.
Her daughters were also extremely polite and willing to help.
I'd take a Whitmer-Buttigieg ticket in a millisecond.
Worst debate in United States history.
So THAT'S what was leaving the ring in my toilet back in college!
...right?
Machete guy knows he can gut you like a fish. Dude did his service... but those eyes say he's been to hell and back.
I hope the Great Lakes region of the Midwest is on the precipice of raising a giant middle finger to the GOP.
I completely agree. One of the most memorable nights of my life was going to an LGBTQ+ rave bar in the basement of some random building because my friend said it would be fun.
That vibe was pure awesomeness.
Cast CROPDUST and watch in delight as the room evacuates due to the stench emanating from your festering bowels.
Here's the important part... it's all normal.
And there's no definition of normal. We're all just trying to find happiness.
I said "awwwww!" a split second before the shots were fired. The little guy could have easily been caught with the pole or picked up with bite gloves.
Plus, you can get a rabies shot immediately if it bites you.
This guy took five minutes before he decided the dog was simply wasting his time.
Relatable.You bet your ass if I ever find out who stole my Talkboy shit's gonna go down.
Fold the map down south and Michigan could give Florida an epic handjob. We have such wonderful geography here.
Nothing makes sense. It's been oversimplified to the point where it's been dumbed down to its core.
Things are going downhill far too quickly. Attention grabbing headlines and no useful content from articles rule the internet.
It makes no sense.
I cannot understand if this is due to AI, corporate greed, propaganda, or a mixture of all of the above.
I love exploring new and creative content. It brings me such great joy to learn new things.
Recently I've felt that I've been backed into a corner on every platform/service that I use and can't get out of getting the same spoon-fed content they think I'll like rather than allowing me to actually discover something fun and new.
When you bend over in the kitchen and your fart harmonizes with that one creaky floorboard.
Hi everyone. I just wanted to let you know how wonderful its been to jump from the old place to here over the last few months.
Nearly every conversation I've had here has been thoughtful, fun, and informative... Keep up the good work, you beautiful people.
NHL players will be allowed to use Pride tape this season after all. The league, players union and a committee on inclusion agreed to give players the option to represent social causes with stick tape during warmups, practices and games.
NHL rescinds ban on rainbow-colored Pride tape, allowing players to use it on the ice this season
