Why are you trans? Wrong answers only.
Why are you trans? Wrong answers only.
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Bought the Blahaj because I'm a side sleeper in need of a pillow.
Did not read the EULA.
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to double jump
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Bestest answer
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wanted to really shrink my dating pool
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Oof that hit hard...
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to annoy jk rowling
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This is always a valid reason. Annoying jk rowling is always morally correct
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I was going to say "to annoy my parents" but this is the better answer
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My body is like 60% JKR tears at this point.
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Someone marked my gender wrong on a form once and I just sorta went with it.
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I just like the headphones with cat ears too damn much
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im not trans, this sub just keeps appearing in my feed
if i was though, the reason would be because i don't really give a shit about gender identity and wanna be able to see what its like to be a woman
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im not trans, this sub just keeps appearing in my feed
Best one so far.
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Same, the idea of having breasts sounds interesting. Also it could be enlightening to see how much misogyny there is first hand.
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I got tired of talking about sports and cars all the time
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So what’s your favourite plane?
Mine is L-1011
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I like the Material Plane cause that's where all my stuff is!
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The benefits it offers me in society
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This made me laugh aloud lmao
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Life was too easy, switched to hard mode this go.
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A catgirl once called me "little sun" and I couldn't handle the humiliation.
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I appreciate this reference, and I hope it doesn't get lost.
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The idea of a trans Magnai is now living rent free in my head. Imagine - an adorable dragon girl but with the build of a femroe.
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Tragically you still have your bloodthirsty blue Dotharl sis to remind you of it forever
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Ayyyy just passed that point with my s/o.
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I didn't understand my gender assignment
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Haha I love that.
I had to cheat and copied someone else's work. OOPS
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nothing on the internet is original, I stole this one as well c:
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I majored in comp sci >:3
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Studied CS, didn't realize I was trans until after graduating.
This checks out...
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Needed a new and exciting way to worry my parents
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It all started back whenever I got into Celeste speed running...
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Fantastic game! Died so so so many times.
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I liked Fallout New Vegas too much
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Oh damn, I was today years old when I realized I was trans.
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To finally be able to compete in professional sports.
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Nah it will still be a significant effort, but I basically get legal hormone doping.
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I'm not
(Phase 1: denial)
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To increase my social standing and get woke points and take over the united states and
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become the first woman to get president (I'm not even an US citizen or a woman).
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I was groomed by a drag queen hidden in the gender neutral bathrooms of my school. I now identify has a straight white patriotic male, I have never been so oppressed.
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That one episode of The Fairly Oddparents 😔
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The Scooby-Doo live action movie 🙈
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This boy would be queen indeed!
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They included the wrong parts in the Build A Baby blue light special at K Mart.
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Because my caboose is so cute…
Oh… not trains?
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Shockingly little overlap, all things considered.
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Too much media as a child with girls that pretended to be boys.
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Needed a new way to blow up my marriage
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I flunked my gender test so hard that I ended up getting an F
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When I went to the gender shop in 2006, I think I picked up two genders stuck together by mistake.
Possibly the best mistake I ever made.
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Peer pressure from the Bionicles meetup
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Fucking lmao
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I checked the wrong box on my birth certificate
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It was mandatory when I converted to Satanism.
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Huh. My cult leader told me Satanism was mandatory when I converted to transgenderism.
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I best celeste
Missed the part about being legally required to trans your gender after doing it
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Too much soy
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They told me I could be whatever I wanted when I grew up.
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I fell asleep listening to a hypnosis audio one time.
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Male depends on a java library, but I preffer Rust
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Hygenic toilets
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To win at minecraft
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I can't be cis, I like Gex!
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Say gex
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I accidentally misspelled my hormones
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soo many trans ppl in vrchat. it's really comfy
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I'm the middle kid and I needed attention.
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I saw a rainbow once
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F1NN5TER.
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I want to smuggle bricks in my new poonani
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Because your prison pocket wasn't enough storage?
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Cuz my mommy was too gentle with me and I didn't have a REAL MAN to teach me toughness and manliness. Things like punching weaklings and shooting tiny furry creatures. So I turned into a GIRL instead.
(She wasn't really lol, but the second part is true)
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My parents picked out the wrong gender, and was passed the return date by the time I realized.
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To mansplain without judgement.
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I watch anime
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but, there is no wrong answer?
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i lost the remote and cant change back to the default channel
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To blow up everything in my life
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Special treatment at work /s
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It's all the chemicals in the water
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Because I was an aborted baby that took a hard left turn
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So my wife would have a reason to hate me.
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I have a deep hatred of adequate pockets.
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I'm trans because i appreciate all parts of speech, not only pronouns
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By choice
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Because I watched a drag show
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The Commisar determined I no longer needed my gender.
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Bugs Bunny
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The memes made me do it.
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They needed SOMEONE to like Footloose. Couldn't swing even me into liking the Emoji Movie, though.
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Because my male gene donor is such a fuckup he couldn't even nut in my mom properly.
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Benefits that comes with it
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Watched one too many episodes of Not Just Bikes
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I just think they're neat!
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exposure to 196 at a young age
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I had an unfortunate smelting accident.
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Boating accident.
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Da fluoride in the water turned me trans (and the frogs gay)
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I thought it would be fun, it's just me acting out and/or pretending.
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I installed Arch
I've been working on installing arch this week as my first Linux experience and i just came out as trans last year, is this is thing? Did i accidently become a stereotype?
Beware the pipeline... I didn't even use arch, just an obscure debian based distro on an ex-chromebook, and all of a sudden I'm a transfemme enby (didn't quite go all the way to girl, you need arch for that).
Basically yeah! 👍🏻