Why are you trans? Wrong answers only.

I installed Arch

Bought the Blahaj because I'm a side sleeper in need of a pillow.

Did not read the EULA.

to double jump

to annoy jk rowling

wanted to really shrink my dating pool

Someone marked my gender wrong on a form once and I just sorta went with it.

I just like the headphones with cat ears too damn much

im not trans, this sub just keeps appearing in my feed

if i was though, the reason would be because i don't really give a shit about gender identity and wanna be able to see what its like to be a woman

I got tired of talking about sports and cars all the time

The benefits it offers me in society

Life was too easy, switched to hard mode this go.

A catgirl once called me "little sun" and I couldn't handle the humiliation.

I didn't understand my gender assignment

I majored in comp sci >:3

Needed a new and exciting way to worry my parents

I liked Fallout New Vegas too much

To finally be able to compete in professional sports.

I'm not

(Phase 1: denial)

It all started back whenever I got into Celeste speed running...

To increase my social standing and get woke points and take over the united states and

I was groomed by a drag queen hidden in the gender neutral bathrooms of my school. I now identify has a straight white patriotic male, I have never been so oppressed.

That one episode of The Fairly Oddparents 😔

Because my caboose is so cute…

Oh… not trains?

They included the wrong parts in the Build A Baby blue light special at K Mart.

Peer pressure from the Bionicles meetup

When I went to the gender shop in 2006, I think I picked up two genders stuck together by mistake.

Possibly the best mistake I ever made.

Too much media as a child with girls that pretended to be boys.

Needed a new way to blow up my marriage

I flunked my gender test so hard that I ended up getting an F

It was mandatory when I converted to Satanism.

I checked the wrong box on my birth certificate

I best celeste

Missed the part about being legally required to trans your gender after doing it

Too much soy

They told me I could be whatever I wanted when I grew up.

Hygenic toilets

Male depends on a java library, but I preffer Rust

I fell asleep listening to a hypnosis audio one time.

To win at minecraft

I can't be cis, I like Gex!

I accidentally misspelled my hormones

I'm the middle kid and I needed attention.

F1NN5TER.

I saw a rainbow once

My parents picked out the wrong gender, and was passed the return date by the time I realized.

I want to smuggle bricks in my new poonani

Cuz my mommy was too gentle with me and I didn't have a REAL MAN to teach me toughness and manliness. Things like punching weaklings and shooting tiny furry creatures. So I turned into a GIRL instead.

(She wasn't really lol, but the second part is true)

but, there is no wrong answer?

To mansplain without judgement.

I watch anime

To blow up everything in my life

Special treatment at work /s

i lost the remote and cant change back to the default channel

Because I was an aborted baby that took a hard left turn

It's all the chemicals in the water

So my wife would have a reason to hate me.

I have a deep hatred of adequate pockets.

Because I watched a drag show

I'm trans because i appreciate all parts of speech, not only pronouns

By choice

The Commisar determined I no longer needed my gender.

Bugs Bunny

Because my male gene donor is such a fuckup he couldn't even nut in my mom properly.

The memes made me do it.

They needed SOMEONE to like Footloose. Couldn't swing even me into liking the Emoji Movie, though.

Benefits that comes with it

Watched one too many episodes of Not Just Bikes

I just think they're neat!

exposure to 196 at a young age

Boating accident.

I had an unfortunate smelting accident.

Relevant HappyRoadkill 2koma.

Da fluoride in the water turned me trans (and the frogs gay)

I thought it would be fun, it's just me acting out and/or pretending.