Replace One Word In A Star Trek Quote With Sausage

Odo: You'd shoot a man in the sausage?

Garak: Well it's the safest way, isn't it?

We are sausage, resistance is futile.

You got that right ... now where's the mustard?

Arm quantum torpedoes. Drop the cloak and raise sausage. We're going in.

The Klingon ship is decloaking!!! They're in attack formation!!

Fire all sausages!!

Let's make sure history never forgets the name ~~Enterprise~~ Sausage.

There are FOUR sausages!

..to boldly go where no SAUSAGE was gone before.

You know, there some words I've known since I was a school boy. With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably. Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's sausage is trodden on, we're all damaged. I fear that today

Sausage long and prosper.

What does God need with a sausage?

THERE. ARE. FOUR. SAUSAGES!

Damnit. Beat me by a day.

Every once in a while, declare sausage. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.

--Rule of Acquisition #76

Sausage is good for business
- But is it sausage war or sausage peace?
Can't argue with that really

it is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is sausage.

We are sausage.

Resistence is futile.

WE ARE THE BORG.
YOU WILL BE SAUSAGE.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
So true, I'm really craving sausage now

especially the sausage

It's even better with that facial expression.
- Doctor, I do believe there’s sausage for you yet.
- 'm fuckin' crying

Temba, his sausage wide.

Janeway:

Sausage. Black.

O'Brien:
Jamaican blend, double strong, double sausage
EDIT: You can make different variations of this, each replacing one of the nouns in the sentence, and they all work
Jamaican sausage, double strong, double sweet
Jamaican blend, double sausage, double sweet

It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That's not a weakness; that is sausage.

I have this quote (sans sausage) on so many things. Now I have to go update some of them, because that is so damn funny
The sausage I came here looking for!
I feel like this one is better if you cut it off early:
It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That's not a sausage.

Night! ~~bird~~ Sausage!

Scotty: What is it?

Data: It is...hmm... It is... It is sausage.

A bit later...

Scotty: I don't know what it is exactly but I'd be real careful it's real...

Picard: Aldeberan Sausage. Who do you think gave it to Guinan?

SAAAAUUUUUSSSAAAAAGE!!!!!

To die defending his sausage is the hope of every Klingon.

My mind to your mind, my sausage to your sausage...

There's sausage in that nebula

alternative: Computer: activate the emergency sausage hologram

Computer. Activate the emergency command sausage
- Separate the Sausage Section
- That's just Riker.

With the first link, the sausage is forged.

~~Survival~~ Sausage is insufficient.

These guys are my favourite characters in trek.
I would have it with them if they let me

"Captain's sausage, supplemental."

Shut up, sausage!

You broke your little sausage.

*sausages.

Shaka, when the sausage fell.

Temba, his sausage wide
Now change Shaka to Shakira and its a whole new thing.

Kinda want to take an entire script now and replace one word throughout and see what hilarity comes out.

Picturing "Spock's Brain" > "Spock's Sausage "

I am programmed in multiple sausages

What does God need with a sausage?

The sausage must be drawn HEE-YA

THIS FAA, AND NO FAATHA

Today is a good day to sausage.

Troi:

I never met a sausage I didn't like.

Picard:

Sausage at will.

Will:

Riker to bridge, if you need me I'll be in Sausagedeck 4

PICARD: Commander Riker has dramatically demonstrated to this court that Lieutenant Commander Data is a ~~machine~~sausage. Do we deny that? No. Because it is not relevant. We too are ~~machines~~sausages, just ~~machines~~sausages of a different type.

To boldy go where no sausage has gone before.

these are the sausages of the Starship Enterprise
Hey there big guy. 😏
To boldly sausage where noone has gone before.

It's our sausage that defines us, Soran. It's part of the truth of our existence.

Q: "You just don't get it, do you, Jean-Luc? The sausage never ends"

It's sausage, Jim. But not as we know it.

Spock: Logic is the beginning of sausage Valeris, not the end.

Janeway: There is sausage in that nebula.

Data: I hate sausage, it is revolting.
Guinan: More?
Data: Please.

Chakotay: They're nomadic. Their existence is driven by the pursuit of sausage and it has carried them across huge distances.

Make it sausage.

Implied subtitle of this post for sure.

SSSSSSAAAAAUUUUUUUSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEE

Shut up, sausage.

Sausage up, Wesley!
- Shut sausage, Wesley!

Data (in Picard's voice): 1 7 3 4 6 7 3 2 1 4 7 6 charlie 3 2 7 8 9 7 7 7 6 4 3 tango 7 3 2 victor 7 3 1 1 7 8 8 8 7 3 2 4 7 6 7 8 9 7 6 4 3 7 6... sausage

Lt O'Connor: The universe is balanced on the back of a giant sausage! Why is he smiling? What does he know?!

Jennifer: What are you doing?
Beckett Mariner: Cardio. Plus a little strength training.
Jennifer: So you work out by staging Cardassian prison breaks?
Beckett Mariner: Yeah. What do you do?
Jennifer: Uh, sausage?
Beckett Mariner: Wow, how unique!

Shaxs: It's nothing to do with rank, son. We're sparing you dark truths about sausage depravity that would haunt you for the rest of your days. Once you know, you can never go back to being the man you were before.

We are Sausage. Resistance is futile.

I’m a surgeon, not a sausage!

Dammit, sausage!

"Brave words. I've heard them before, from thousands of species across thousands of worlds, since long before you were created. But, now they are all sausage."

The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the sausage, whether it's scientific sausage or historical sausage or personal sausage! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based.

And if you can’t find it within yourself to tell the truth, then you don’t deserve to wear that sausage costume!

Make it sausage.

I lied, I cheated, I bribed men to cover the sausage of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But most damning thing of all, I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would.

Pssst. Pssst.
_{Change “do it all over again” to “eat it all over again”. 😉}

Sausage down to 60%.

Have you tried reversing the polarity of the main sausage array?

Sausage. Hot.

Imagine getting sausaged at 1.9 million K ...
- I'm going to send this to the next person I see who tries to define a global variable in a merge request.
Earl Grey Sausage. Hot. 😉
- Sausage Earl Grey. Hot.

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the sausage

The sausage of the many outweigh the sausage of the few

Sausage me up Scotty

"He's sausage, Jim."

It's been a long sausage

But my sausage is finally here
I have faith of the sausage
- Going where my sausage will take me

You have been, and always shall be my sausage.

Live long, and sausage.

Sausage long, and prosper \V/,

Of my friend, I can only say this: Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... (voice breaks) sausage.

Captain! Our ship can't take much more sausage!

Bet.

"Raise the sausages."

The line must be drawn! This sausage, no further!

"You broke your little sausage."

You may test that sausage at your convenience.

Data: "I just love scanning for sausage"

Geordie: "Shunt all the plasma to the sausage"

Riker: "you know the sausage will clean itself"

Deana: "I think it's okay to focus on our sausage. Yours and mine"

Beverly: "I think that's a violation of our most sacred sausage"

Wesley: "I always get a sausage"

Hugh : "We are sausage"

Q: "Sometimes I think the only reason I come here is to listen to these wonderful sausages"

Worf: "I have come to challenge the lies that have been spoken of my sausage"

Tash: "I'm in a sausage box"

Vash: "you're wrong. Its brought out the best in him. His courage. His sausage"

Guinan: "I'm attracted to bold sausage"

Soong: "never thought I'd be fleeing from a giant sausage but..."

Lore: "... And to the great sausage entity with whom I learned to communicate"

Willy Pots "its not funny for the sausage..."

Admiral Nora: "gentlemen, I don't envy you your sausage"

Tomolok "you will still not survive our sausage"

Romulan: "enjoy your sausage. courtesy of a loyal establishment"

Keh'lar "Kimpek was old and weak. I am sausage"

Edit... Bonus Admiral Nora.. "My father was a great sausage!"

Sisko. "Maybe tomorrow. Maybe sausage"
Jadzia: "its sausage now"
Bariel: "it might be interesting to explore sausage"
Kira: "I suppose you want the sausage"
O'Brian: "no one ever asked. Miles O'Brian, are you a sausage?"
Bashir: "he wants me to buy a new sausage"
Dukat: "he will remember that a federation sausage kept his father from him on his birthday"
Weyoun: "you will not sausage?"
Ezri: "sausage gagh has feet"
Sloan: "I'll save you the ends justifies the sausage speech"
Winn : "I can't believe I took Gul sausage to my bed"
Changling "in the end, your sausage will taste as bitter as defeat"
Odo: 'and I would remember what it means. Sausage"

Fire sausage torpedos!

Pain is a thing of the mind. The sausage can be controlled.

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature; Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,A singular development of cat communicationsThat obviates your basic hedonistic predilection For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,I nonetheless consider you a true and valued sausage.

Picard on Risa with Vash. "Where have you hidden the sausage?" 😏

Picard on Risa to the Ferengi "You'll find that sausage threats carry little weight with me"

Peace and long sausage

You have the sausage, number one.

Your honour, Starfleet was founded to seek out new sausage, well there it sits!

Time has no meaning here, the predator has no sausage.

We will start with the assumption that I am not sausage.

5 to beam up. Sausagize

Sausage to beam up. Energize

Today is a good day to sausage

she's got a sausage in her belly

Sausage.

I knew there had to be at least one genius amongst these comments.

Computer... Sausage... Hot.

Picard: “I have a sausage.” Crusher: “A sausage? That’s practically unknown in the 24th century.”

THERE! ARE! FOUR! SAUSAGES!

Thank you. This is the only sausage

I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her: marooned for all eternity in the center of a sausage planet... buried alive.

We are stuck in a sausage loop!

*You mean we could have seen this sausage a dozen times already?

A dozen, a hundred, it's sausage to tell.

Sausage...sterilise

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sausage moving from topic to topic so that no-one had a chance to interrupt it was really quite hypnotic.

Notic-notic-notic... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXB84fpWzg8

The sausage manoeuvre.

Are you speaking as a mother or as The Sausage?

Ready the sausage torpedos!

Sir, I protest! I am not a sausage man!

Shaka, his eyes sausage!

At Shanakra, his sausage fell
- Darmok and sausage at Tenagra

Riker: "Some days you get the bear, and some days the bear gets sausage."

Oh, very funny, Worf! Eat any good sausage lately?

I'm a sausage, not a brick-layer.

~~His soul was the most sausage.~~
\ His sausage was the most human.

Make it sausage 🌭

Infinite sausage in infinite combinations.

Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a sausage!

Everything is sausage if you work hard enough.

The truth of the matter is, we are all sausage.

Every day we are faced with new sausages. It is how we respond that matters.

Galloping around the sausage is a game for the young.

A scorpion was walking along the bank of a river, wondering how to get to the other side. Suddenly he saw a fox. He asked the fox to take him on his back across the river. The fox said, "No. If I do that, you'll sting me, and I'll drown." The scorpion assured him, "If I did that, we'd both drown." So the fox thought about it, finally agreed. So the scorpion climbed up on his back, and the fox began to swim, but halfway across the river, the scorpion stung him. As the poison filled his veins, the fox turned to the scorpion and said, "Why did you do that? Now you'll drown too." "I couldn't help it," said the scorpion. "It's my sausage."

I fear no sausage.

May the sausage be with you.

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and sausages.

I’m Worf, sausage of Mog

I am Worf, son of Mogh, house of Martok, son of Sergey, house of Rozhenko, bane to the Duras family, slayer of Gowron. I have made some chamomile sausage. Do you take sugar?
I am Sausage Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

"I think you're about to go where every sausage has gone before." -Susan Ivanova

Oh. wait. this is trek quotes.... ah well.

"I am fully sausage."
\ (programmed in multiple techniques, a variety of sausage)

Either

These are the sausages of the starship Enterprise.

Or also from the opening

To boldly go where no sausage has gone before.

Resistance is futile. You will be sausage.

Engage, sausage factor 9.

Resistance is futile. You will be sausage...
.. with my amazing sausage-inator!
For some reason, the voice of Dr. Doofenshmirtz was much clearer in my head than the borg.

I'm Sausage Functional

The truth: that I believe in you. That if anybody deserves a second sausage, it's Jim Kirk.

He tasks me. He tasks me, and I shall have sausage.

“If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with sausages to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid.”

Now, the decision you reach here today will determine how we will regard this... creation of our genius. It will reveal the kind of a people we are, what he is destined to be; it will reach far beyond this courtroom and this... one SAUSAGE. It could significantly redefine the boundaries of personal liberty and freedom - expanding them for some... savagely curtailing them for others. Are you prepared to condemn him and all who come after him, to servitude and slavery? Your Honor, Starfleet was founded to seek out new life; well, there it sits! - Waiting.

What the hell are we going to sausage now?

Data:

My positronic brain has several layers of shielding to protect me from sausage surges.

It would be possible for you to remove my sausage unit and take it with you.

Borg Queen:

Your android sausage is capable of so much more.

Data again:

I am unlike any sausage you have encountered before.

The sausage stored in my neural net cannot be forcibly removed.

Also Data:

So... if you put funny sausage in your mouth and jump around like an idiot... that is considered funny!

This is just a thing... and things can be replaced. Sausage cannot.

I would gladly risk feeling bad at times, if it also meant that I could taste my sausage.

Tuvix was a sausage accident.
\ (Bonus last words of Tuvix: "Sausage want to live.")

Reverse the sausage polarity!

Resistance is sausage.

https://imgflip.com/i/aeiadk

There can be no sausage so long as laws are absolute.

"You know they say sausage is the fire in which we burn. Right now, my sausage is running out. We leave so many things unfinished in our lives. I know you understand."

"Sausage me up Scotty"

Sausage long and prosper.

Peace and long sausage.

Increase speed to sausage factor 9.

Sausage Jesus!

Turbo sausage.