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  • So, have you considered a large jar screw top jar?

    Maybe even a bear-proof canister?

    I’m hopping the answer is yes and that you share horror stories,

  • Itsa Bitty!
  • Itty Bitty Boop sounds like it could be a hit.

    Unfortunately, I suck at this sort of thing so that’s as far as I got.

  • It's like poetry. It rhymes.
  • Can I make a request that it follows K2-S0?

    That clanker saved rogue one from being complete trash. (That, and everybody dying.)

  • Found this on my Facebook page
  • Honestly, you assume that a) the events are transcribed as they happened, b) that the people writing the letters and what have you that comprised the “books” weren’t just making shit up and c) that Jesus himself wasn’t a Joel Osteen-esque grifter holding his hand out telling rich dudes to give him all their wealth with a cheesy grin.

    Most likely he had more in common with Osteen or Joseph Smith or Ron Hubbard than he did with some one who was actually socialist. He was, after all, purported to be a Jewish mystic and faith healer.

    which do you think is more likely: it was all a grift or that he somehow managed to do all those miracles he’s ascribed? And all those disciples doing miracles too…. (And yet no one today can? Even though they realllllly believe?)

  • Giuliani turns over Mercedes, watches to Georgia poll workers he defamed
  • it would be very tempting to me, to turn the car over to the slowmow guys for general slow-motion abuse.

    unless I could convince mythbusters to get back together for something fun.

  • Are the inside parts of toilets universal?
  • I’m so glad I’m not the only one with an overly active imagination!

  • Happy little Olivia
  • That smile is bigger than she is!!!!

  • Are the inside parts of toilets universal?
  • Incinerator toilets?

  • Kinda smart to be honest
  • The primary strength of the federation wasn’t that it’s technologically advanced- rather that it was relatively technologically adaptable.

    It was that adaptable nature that allowed Janeway et all to defeat the borg (and everybody else.)

    I subscribe to the theory that the reason Q screwed around with humanity as much as he did was to push them towards being able to defeat the borg- throwing them at the cube let them see what they were up against and begin preparing before the borg were on the federation’s doorstep.

    As for humanity in particular, I suspect it’s because the federation is unique in that, as seven of nine said, a collective of many voices in harmony. (More or less.)

    It’s a lot of diverse worlds working together, without there being some controlling force (like the borg’s hive mind, or the Dominion’s founders,) keeping everything from flying apart.

    This diversity of thought was its real strength, and it was humanity that laid the foundation for it. (Because off course we did.)

  • Kinda smart to be honest
  • I always find it amusing how supposedly pacifist Starfleet ships could take on their counterparts two to four on one and still come out winning on a routine basis, despite Klingons being both an older race and vastly more violent.

    Them and Romulans. And borg. And the species that were kicking the borg’s ass.

  • Spy world vexed by Trump choice of Gabbard as US intelligence chief
  • I stand by my assumption that it’s all based on who gives the best blowjob.

  • Teen 'serial swatter' behind hundreds of hoax threats across U.S. pleads guilty
  • i mean he advertised on social media.

    As if the feds weren't all over that.

  • I have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judging
  • So, Peter at the gates comes from a more or less literal interpretation from the passage where Jesus was making Peter the first pope. “To you I hand the keys to the kingdom of heaven….”

    What Jesus was saying is that Peter got to decide who was in the Blood Ritual Cannibal Club,

    Keep in mind, the books were written well after Jesus died, and the scriptures weren’t canonized until 300 years later; at the council of Nicaea- which was called specifically to “unify” the church. A lot of the choices about what was canon or not was specifically made to protect the bulk of the bishop’s authority (by drawing a straight lineage of succession from Peter.)

  • Yes Google, 2/3 is TOTALLY the same as 1/2
  • Definitely true, of course,

  • Yes Google, 2/3 is TOTALLY the same as 1/2
  • I’m thinking it’s trying to say:

    (2/6) + (1/6) = (3/6) = (4/6) - (1/6)

    But either in “colloquial English for those who want to give other people aneurysms” or “colloquial English for those trying to sound smarter but aren’t”

    Basically that the degree of difference between a half and a third is the same degree of difference between a half and two thirds- and that degree of difference is “one part”.

  • Specialized dog breeds are really getting out of control
  • i really love the video floating around of a guy laying down in the elevator with his good pupper (maybe this one?) in a spider costume as people try to get on. (of course, the dog is doing normal dog things when their people get on the floor. hilarious.)

  • Baby red panda dies due to 'stress caused by fireworks,' renewing calls to ban their public sale
  • but... I don't want to save the world from red pandas.

    I want to leave, and dying from cuteness overload sounds like not such a bad way to go.

  • Stormtroopers

    cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/19469965

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    I can't wear the stupid "I voted" sticker. Because they stick it to the mail in ballot instead.

    Granted, I was going to slap it onto one of my parent’s shiny kitchen appliances and make jokes about it being a mistake to let them have WiFi…. But still…..

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    ick, saw this and thought of you:)

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17032394

    > unknown title, by pleumier > > !

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    www.independent.co.uk Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant

    American Journal of Medical Case Reports says that 63-year-old was recovering from surgery at time of incident

    Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16933715

    > Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant > > I try to read all the articles I post but for this one I noped out after 1 sentence. Enjoy!

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    Two arrested, including 71-year-old man, for allegedly stealing almost 3,000 boxes of LEGOs
    www.nbcnews.com Two arrested, including 71-year-old man, for allegedly stealing almost 3,000 boxes of LEGO

    Richard Siegel and Blanca Gudino, 39, were arrested on Wednesday after detectives found more than 2,800 LEGO boxes at Siegel's Long Beach, California, home.

    Two arrested, including 71-year-old man, for allegedly stealing almost 3,000 boxes of LEGO

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16280100

    > Two arrested, including 71-year-old man, for allegedly stealing almost 3,000 boxes of LEGOs

    0
    Hooo?

    cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/12883966

    > Hooo?

    1
    Why bag the hydrant?

    Saw this going to a friend’s house- they bagged the fire hydrants….one thought was snow; but this is the first year apparently. And snow has been a mild issue this year compared to most.

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    Loaf.

    !

    Mamma loafing around with the minions. (one is behind her, to the front, the other is behind and to her tail.)(edit: those are snacks,)

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    [joke]Broke out grandma’s candy thermometer….

    Gotta ask, what kinda candy was she making? Soft crack. Hard crack. Pot….

    Even has the donuts on there for, you know, dealing with the munchies.

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    [meme] Am I the only one that starts quoting Macbeth while making pea soup?

    Double, double Toil and Trouble; Fire burn and Cauldron boil. and the finished soup: !

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    [question] for the chemistry types- making chicken soup. Why did lemon juice turn the light brown chicken stock almost white?

    Okay, so I was making chicken soup from stock I had made using a (lightly,) browned carcus and neck. just before dumping the the dumplings into it, the stock's color was a nice light brown. I added about 1/4 cup of lemon juice, turned my back for 30 seconds after a stir and it turned it an almost milky-off white. Eventually it deepened to this:

    !

    It's delicious, and tastes as expected, I'm just curious as to what happened in the broth's chemistry?

    Seasoned with salt (duh), a sprig of thyme, some ginger and garlic, (just a hint of ginger,) black pepper, lemon zest (which was added with the torn chicken,) and white wine deglazed the pot from browning the dark meat.

    The stock was from garlic, onion, celery, carrot and maybe ginger scraps cooked with the chicken carcass..

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    linear rail upgrades, looking for feed back.

    Due to reasons... I've "adopted" a CR10s that a friend had bought. It was used, and was already well on it's way to being a janky Printer of Theseus. My hope is to get it up and running and put through it's paces before the holidays so I can give it back as a gift.

    With the linear rail upgrades, I picked up the hardware and it's on it's way; which got me looking at how to do the upgrade, which I have mostly figured out; the question I'm having is, most upgrades seem to place the rails on 2020 extrusions sitting on top of the base frame- same as how the original y axis 2040's were designed.

    Which raises the question- why not lower it so the 2020 rails are even with the frame, with the mgn12 rail sitting on top? Like so:

    !

    The short answer I came to is this would necessitate replacing the brackets for the y stepper motor and it's idler; but it should be possible. the easiest solution would be something like:

    !

    which raises the question: are printed parts rigid enough to hold against the tension on the belts? The motors can't handle too much tension anyhow, and the printer already has the screw-cap tensioners for x and y printed that seem to have been holding up well.

    has anybody replaced the OG metal bracket on the back? does it stress and need replacing often, or is it fairly reliable (and above all, consistent,)

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    UC security cops are literally the worst.

    I mean, like incompetent. For the record those organs I just stole? literally on the desk in front of him. Time to hike on over and sell it. To the Trade Authority.... all 20 feet away...

    (this was in the UC security in the Well, new atlantis)

    10
    Car wash: touchless or soft touch?

    Which do you use and why? Which one gets it cleaner. If it matters we have “real” winters here, meaning snow cruft and salt that absolutely must be removed.

    Edit to clarify: I’m talking about a choice in automated car washes- not hand washing cars. Seems people are getting confused. Touchless is a few passes with a pressure washer. Soft touch adds spinning car-wash brush things.

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    [HSW] well, that was entirely preventable

    Lockouts save lives

    Usually idiots, but sometimes we’re all idiots.

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    Ship building question

    Okay, so, with structural modules- specifically the cowl/belly/hull modules you can slap in... aside from the trivial gains to hull, are they basically just for attachment points/decoration?

    could i protect things that can be targeted- the weapons, shields, engines, and grav drive- by placing 'under' hull components? or does that just not matter?

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