Bro these racists are so embarrassing

I am outraged by that bone-petite. Which bone is petite? Why does their bacon have bones?!

Bone apple tea
- That sounds more like bon appétit than bone-petite
- 🦴 🍎 🦷
- I always thought that's like a joke, now i saw so many americans say bon apple tea that i'm so sure anymore.
Bone-petite is as much French as a neo-Nazi will ever master. This guy is probably considered sophisticated in MAGA circles.
Considering who wrote it, it should read “boner petite”
He's just letting him know his penis is small
Also, on top of being raging racists,isn't this kinda ... Pedo? ... Bone ... Petite ... I mean, really ...
- Hmmmmmm curious as to why this was your first thought........
boneappletea
The stapes/stirrup bone is pretty petite.
Very skinny (ribs and hipbone very visible) and small breasted woman.
not my stank bone for sure.

bone-petite is so cringe it caused me physical pain

I do think their bone is quite petite
!boneappletea@lemmy.world
- I think it's actually intentional because a thing asshats are trying is to make fun of how he isn't muscular.
  ... because you know... Lifting weights has so much to do with being Mayor...
It's projection about the poster's uh ...inadequacies

Speaking like a normal person and not a salesman is probably helping him quite a lot.

Except everyone finds shit offensive, and I don't think Muslims care about Christians eating pork. Pigs are not sacred to Muslims, it's actually the opposite.
It would be very different if they were sending pictures of steak to Hindus, for example.

I literally believe an innocent, defenseless, sentient creature was systematicallty and needlessly tortured and murdered to make this and that my tax dollars paid to subsidize it. If this isn't triggering to me, I can't even imagine how fucking stupid this looks to Muslims who think God forbids it. Like should someone fire back a video of themselves disregarding the Sabbath and expect Christians to care?

And isn't pork haram predominantly because it was considered by people like Muhammad to be impure? So this sounds more like someone sending them a video of scraping gum off the underside of a desk and chewing it. You sure owned them.

It was probably considered impure because pigs have a big parasite issue before industrialization and improper cooking often led to people getting sick or dying.
A lot of religious "rules" can typically be boiled down to trying to keep people alive by making sure they avoid potential dangerous things, increasing their hygiene, or just making life easier and reducing hardships.
It's almost like people in charge realized that it would be easier to get people to do things if it meant going to heaven and avoiding hell instead of jail or something.
- My favorite example of this is the protocols for finding mold in your house.
  https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus+14%3A33-53&version=NIV
  Sure in isolation it's an odd thing for God to care about, but without a doubt it saved countless lives
- That and drawing a division between the in-group (who must follow the laws, but are protected) and the out-groups (who are filthy barbarians whom one does not fraternise with)
- I went to school with a muslim and that was the first time i heard that they don't eat pork. When i asked why, he said because they lived on the bottom of the ark and ate the shit of other animals. I love pigs and don't care why people don't eat them, i'm just happy they don't
- The Quran does not specify the reason for the prohibition and this is the common theory. Other theories i have heard, but not from scholars, revolve around pigs being particularly social and empathetic animals. Although the same can be said for grazing animals and many hunted animals that are considered halal.
- See also Leviticus... lots of food safety prohibitions there.
- Or it's like evolution. There were a lot of arbitrary rules and the ones which actually made people survive thus survived as well.
- The stated reason is because pigs are considered unclean because they'll live in conditions we consider dirty, and will eat things we consider unclean.
  It can be very tempting to look at ways that modern beliefs and practices overlap with historical ones and find ways that make them "make sense" from a modern perspective. This can make it harder to understand what people actually believed, or see the framework they were using, pushing the "oddness" somewhere else, like a bubble under a piece of plastic.
  For parasites, we think of pork as carriers of parasites in the modern world because our supply chain has eliminated them from other commonly eaten meats.
  This lines up with 2/3 of abrahamic religions having a prohibition against pork: they must have gotten the right answer for the wrong reason.
  Except in the times those religions were developed pigs weren't greater vectors than other animals.
  There were also other contemporaneous cultures that didn't have that prohibition despite very similar circumstances. If it were a food safety issue we would expect to see other cultures have the same prohibition. Similar problems have similar solutions after all.
  https://archaeology.org/issues/march-april-2025/letters-from/on-the-origin-of-the-pork-taboo/
I can't even imagine how fucking stupid this looks to Muslims who think God forbids
Truthfully it probably doesn't matter to them that much. They are told not to eat pork because it is unclean. Why care if someone else does it? It's not like it's a sacred animal they were commanded not to eat. I think that's a big difference

I actively disliked bacon looong before going vegan. It smells bad and the amount of fat that renders out when you cook it is just plain uncanny. Why is it never a high-quality french Jambon or Prosciutto with those people?
- They can't spell those words, for starters.
- Why is it never a high-quality french Jambon or Prosciutto with those people?
  Because along with hating minorities, foreigners, and the LGBTQ community, there are few people American nationalists hate more than The French.
- You shouldn't render out all the fat of your bacon. Keep it in there!
  Also fuck Off with reduced fat anything. If you give me fat less bacon the cooking will not work unless I put some other fat in.
You are what you eat.
- I'm delicious! (Fat IS flavour right?)
- So they're calling themselves pigs?! Doesn't really seem like the own they believe it is.

They think it works that way because that's the way it works for them.

Show them a picture of Mecca and they freak right the fuck out.

meanwhile they cry a tantrum when Starbucks uses red cups.
they are the most fragile people on the planet
- The War on Christmas is absolutely real and it is the height of ignorance to pretend otherwise. To be crystal clear Christmas is the 12 day season between 12/25 and 1/6. Anyone complaining about people not saying "Merry Christmas" outside of 12/25-1/6 is talking about the wrong season.
  Advent starts with the first of four Sundays before Christmas day. This is typically after American thanksgiving has taken place and is the actual season that is going on when people complain about "The War on Christmas". The proper greeting for this season will refer to Advent and not Christmas because 12/1-12/23 is not Christmas.
  To sum up there is a War on Christmas and the aggressors are the ones bitching about people not saying Merry Christmas during Advent.
Or talk about how you're eating less meat/became vegan and they'll act like you're demanding them to become vegan too.
- People clutching their ears and writhing in pain the moment they find out you're trying to cut back on eating meat is always such a bizarre response.
  Imagine doing this to anyone going on a diet. Screaming and thrashing and trying to shield yourself with a fist full of candy bars the moment you hear "I'm cutting sweets out until I lose 10 lbs"
- Sorry i don't eat meat.
  I NEED MY PROTEIN, I'M ALLERGIC TO VEGETEBLES, I GET ALLY MEAT FROM A GUY WHO TREATS HIS ANIMALS VERY WELL AND THEY LOVE BEING EATEN.
  Okay.
- I once told someone I enjoy eating meat. Later they caught me eating tofu, because I enjoy eating that too. It was fun watching them implode!

It's projection. If you showed them a rainbow or a Day of the Dead decoration, they'd get super offended and bent out of shape. And because that's how they react to things they don't like, they assume that's how everyone else reacts, too.

The best part of living in an area with a lot of Muslims is all the halal burger places that use beef bacon.

Dude, I fucking love halal food. It's so goddamn good.
Usually getting gyros, gyro platters, falafel, etc., but I recently tried a halal burger place and it was the best cheeseburger I've ever had at a restaurant. No bacon on it though, I don't think.
Ok, now I'm on a mission to try this. I don't know how I've never heard of this before. I live in a large city and I often eat at places that are halal but I don't think I've ever seen it.
- It's absolutely delicious. One of the halal places near me has it and it's so good on a burger with sauteed mushrooms and cheddar.
Basturma (Middle Eastern pastrami) is also a wonderful thing. The intensity of flavor is incredible.
And if those Muslims are Syrian, their whole cuisine is incredible. Even the Lebanese, who claim to have invented everything and to be the best at everything, will admit that the food in Aleppo is (probably was, after all the destruction) better than in Lebanon.
oh man is that how the local halal gyro place gets so good
I wish I did. We have a mosque, but only a few dozen seem to go, and I've only found a few halal restaurants, and they're all Pakistani or Indian. The closest thing we had was am Israeli restaurant that went under after a year or two.
Next time we travel, I'm definitely looking for this.

I'm remembering a paragraph of one of the Witcher books where a vampire is at a fancy ball at a royal court and while eating a garlic soup with his silver spoon he was explaining in great detail to a patron seated near him that vampires are deathly afraid of silver and the slightest touch of silver will immediately kill them

Critical vegan-halal solidarity against cringe meatposturing.

Meat eater here, I also don't like these cringey meat lovers. Worst are the carnivore diet evangelists, they'll call you vegan if you eat any plant based food.
- Ugh, I hate the carnivore diet folks because I have a really good friend that did it and actually lost a bunch of weight and got back to being much more healthy and spry. How do you gently bring up the long term crap that it can do without sounding like an ass as your friend gets happier and happier? Luckily he reintroduced vegetables at two months in, but I know of some idiots who don't.
- Worst are the carnivore diet evangelists
  That "Liver King" dude had a psychotic break recently and got arrested for threatening Joe Rogan, and his family's, lives.
In America eating meat is seen as masculine and the women there actually have offspring with men that see the world this way. Some even see it this way themselves. Cringe-nation.
Between this, random circumcision and guns having more rights than children...

Ah yes, Christian Nationalist attacks on other Abrahamic religions. How's that poly blend mask fitting these days?

Do these people who claim to be Christian even know their beloved book? It doesn't seem so, at least they don't act like it.
3 Let not him that eateth despise him that eateth not; and let not him which eateth not judge him that eateth: for God hath received him. 4 Who art thou that judgest another man's servant?
- Too many nots, I'm tangled.
- Do these people who claim to be Christian even know their beloved book?
  Very, very few. It's really frustrating when talking to them because of their ignorance of their own operations manual. As an agnostic, I'm embarrassed for them. I took the time to read it many many many times along with the Mormon text, Hindu religions, Janeism, Buddhism, etc and about 3 years ago I finally finished the English translation of the Quran. They can't seem to handle one book.
  And I do not say these things from any moral high ground or superiority. However, if you come to my door and tell me I'm going to eternal damnation because I do not believe in the same way they do, their book, and their god, then they better bring their A game.
  America was founded by people fleeing religious persecution from the government installed in their homeland, official Church. They left us two principals to live by. Freedom of religion....that's them, and most importantly, freedom from religion, that's me.IMHO we can all coexist given 3 criteria are strictly met:
  Lawful: that's obvious
  Peaceful: Another obvious
  Stays out of my politics: One not so very obvious to a lot of people. That is by design. When ever you have a religiously dominated government, it always, always, always turns out bad.
  Give a man someone to hate and he's bend over and spread his cheeks for your amusement. (Paraphrased LBJ)
Bacon is to Muslims as Broccoli is to a White Nationalist.
- I travel around my (deep purple) state with a satchel of various brassicas. Going out of the house in this area without a curated collection of cruciferous comestibles would be like going into a hot war without merely a sidearm.
  Everyone knows that any green thing can ward off the common MAGA chud, but many are unaware that so-called "enlightened" centrists are actually attracted to broccoli. Don't be fooled. For them, you must brandish brussels sprouts - preferably still attached to a long stalk. Then, launch into a cooking lesson, but do NOT DETACH OR BOIL THE SPROUTS. You will have your quarry at the first hint of Maillard's reaction, and they will either join your cause or become total hermits.
  Liberals will claim to favor kale, but I've had success presenting them with multiple diverse varietials while explaining that "Lacinato" and "Dinosaur" are both equally accurate and acceptable terms when used to refer to the bumpy, dark green kind. Your utter indifference to - and rejection of - their "correct" preference will eventually send them into a blind, self-destructive rage - if you're patient and hold the line. Just be sure to stand outside their blast radius when they finally go.
  You must be creative and self-assured when it comes to libertarians, but try showing off a fresh romanesco cauliflower while delivering a long-winded (but efficient) diatribe in which you logically interweave fractals, calculus, coastlines, cacti, psychedelics and concepts of cognitive sovereignty. Once they sense that you have more than a surface-level understanding of these topics, and genuinely care about how they each relate to objective, consensus reality, they pathetically slink away like old goats, having fired not a single round of reloaded ammunition out of their bespoke 3d-printed handgun.
  Good luck out there!

"Bone-petite" ?

Variation of bone apple tea.
- Except bone apple tea is self aware. Good chance bone-petite isn’t.
Poor guy thought he was on pornhub
"Small bone"
Dude probably has a little too much pornhub on his mind.

People seem to forget that Muslims are allowed to touch pork products, they're just not allowed to pray after touching them unless they ritualistically purify themselves by washing their hands, mouth, nose, face, forearms, head, ears and feet (the order is different as well as what parts you wash in different schools of thought).

Doing all that is a bit of a kerfuffle so a good number of Muslims just choose to avoid touching anything that could invalidate their purity, but the worst that can happen is they have to wash themselves again before they pray.

Obviously they're not allowed to eat it, but it's nowhere near as bad as racists would have you think where even being in the presence of pork products is enough to make Muslims melt into the floor like the wicked witch.

even being in the presence of pork products is enough to make Muslims melt into the floor like the wicked witch
Some Muslims really are like that. The ones who are, are usually from the more backward countries.
But Islam also says that if you're starving and pork is the only available food, eat the pork.
Alcohol, on the other hand, is a hard no.
Now in my view, I don't see how any religion that forbids carnitas can possibly be divinely inspired.
Even so, I've never met an Islamophobe who isn't a raving asshole, but I've met a number of Muslims who are good people, even if I don't agree with some of their religious prohibitions.
- Are Muslims allowed to sanitize with alcohol?
- I work with some pretty chill Muslims, and some pretty chill Christians. I don't get why it's so hard for some people to just be respectful.
Not to be that guy, but the ablution process is mandatory regardless of what you've touched. Unless you've touched some najis stuff then you gotta clean it first before doing ablution.

bone-petite

same fuckers that loose their shit when I tell them I prefer dog bacon but I'm also kinda sick of it because I just got back from visiting family in china and my family doesn't cook much of the more well known dishes. we just eat wild/kennel dog and wild salad.

then I ask them why they let heir government officials shoot dogs for misbehaving when they haven't even been trained

I’m probably dumb but why is “this isn’t garlic” funny?

Garlic deters vampires.
The joke is that bacon doesn't deter Muslims.
- Some of them actually love it.
- I mean Muslims shouldn't eat pork, or use products derived from killing pigs for that matter, unless health or life are at risk. This sometimes becomes an issue if material derived from pigs is used in medical products, where it might become necessary to consume it nonetheless if no halal alternative is available
  However being around pork is not an issue and when it comes to things like a shared BBQ good practice would be to grill the halal food before the other food, or use different roasts.

Imagine being both such a lame troll and having this much time on your hands

That's why i don't tell people i'm vegan, because these jokes are all so fresh and hilarious.
- Eat any good dogs lately?

duh it's "bone apple teeth" wut a dumass

Shit I’m blanking, now I can’t remember the actual spelling, is it bon apatit?
- Bon appétit
- Close, bon appétit (I had to search to be sure, couldn't remember if it was 1 or 2 P's and I still typed it wrong...)

guy puts templar cross in his profile, likely first to die of disease and exhaustion if he actually participated in middle age crusades

I love how they automatically assume they would be high ranking knights drinking wine in the tent whereas they would likely be the cannon fodder.

I just feel sorry for the Kirk family. They name their kid James, and he ends up a bigot.

we still have 203 years before the real James T Kirk is born. so we're safe
Wait what did I miss?
- Star Trek

'bone petite' these people aren't REAL

This isn't racism. Religious bigotry for sure but racism doesn't apply when there are people of all races that are muslim.

oh my god yes it is. i love it when people pretend that racist motherfuckers have nuanced takes like that. no it is racist, they don't know the difference, they don't even know what being muslim even entails, and they don't attack white muslims, or all kinds of other religions for a reason. they hate brown people.
I think the point is that this trash thinks it's racism even though it's not. They want it to be racism because fuck brown people.
Chances are that the guys who posted this ARE racists though. So while this might not be racism, the comment still stands: these racists are embarrassing.
Its racism you fucking moron.
- It isn't about race. Its about religion. Not knowing racism from bigotry is truly the hallmarks of a moron.

Don't Muslims just eat turkey bacon?

Depends on time, place and everything else really. Muslim cultures for the most part don't have the concept of bacon, and there are alternatives other than turkey bacon for the ones that do, but turkey bacon is one alternative yes.
- Honestly, I wouldn't care about bacon either if I had ready access to shawarma.

Don't call him “brother.” Jim Kirk’s PFP is a Nazi dogwhistle. He’s an enemy of Allah.

Now this might shock you, but I don't think that my brother thing was him being genuine.
- In the Nazi bar, I would just retort:
  I’m glad the pig can feed your brainworms, if you think lard scraps offends us. How goes the search for those missing little girls btw?
Keep your enemies close, eh.
Why? We're all brothers and sisters here, even if we really don't want to associate with some people.
- Folks that want to kill you are Calebs and Eves?

Confidently racist and dumb. What a catch!

It's always some kind of projection, these are the people who get triggered by the mere existence of LBGTQ people.

They legitimately think their reaction is normal so these posts would trigger the muslims too.

If he responded on a Friday he could have scored a perfect parry on Catholics.

bonerpatty!

You want fries with that?

True, it's just bigotry.
Ah you're right. These people are TOTALLY judging him by his faith, and not by the color of his skin!
- I know you meant that sarcastically, but isn't that exactly what's happening here?
Good point, since it’s not from the racial region of France it’s just sparkling bigotry

Technically this isn't racism, but it is really stupid.

But it's something racists do. You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

A simple two-word reply would ruin these racists without needing to visit the shops: "Happy holidays!"

Both represent the very definition of a retard...and yes I used the R word

there are three people here, what do you mean by both?
- Jim Kirk and Toxic Cowboy of course, not really sure how else would people understand it? Is that why all the down votes, do people think that Im talking about Mamdani? Lol

At least he's not saying "death to all Muslims!" (or actually killing them)... this sort of silliness can be more easily addressed and resolved, I guess. Silver linings!

- I'd like to believe he won't go down the path of "murderous bigotry", or hasn't yet and can be brought back to sanity, but maybe I'm too hopeful, idk.

I don't get it...

Most Muslims don't eat pork for religious/cultural reason
- Ok thanks

They sure do have petite bone, as in their dicks

It will never not amuse me how expressive conservatives are are trying to hide their small manhood syndrome