Trolley man gets his power by making deal with one of the lesser devil, as that devil don't get souls from people dying to accidents and crime, but does get the one that is sacrificed to the Trolley man, so the pact is made with such absurd condition.
ya this one is super unambiguously PEMDAS, the one that has more of an argument is the one with the division of whether a/b(c) is a / (b * c) or (a / b) * c
so you didn't know which god saved them either. It could be the flying spaghetti monster. (note the existence of this religion is literally based on your statement)
Especially if you are the one posting original content, just make the switch, your followers will follow, sure the numbers will go down but they are inactive numbers, the current big services literally used the inflated numbers to keep you hostage in using their services, see past it and you can be free.
Because in australia down is up, so their gravity pull all the water back up north