So glad I suck dick

You can say bitch on the internet. We won't tell your mom.

Dumb shit like that is a relationship ender/red flag for me. I'm not a praise dispenser nor am I going sit there while you cook up petty reasons to get angry at me. Grow the fuck up.

Or maybe it's sarcasm between partners you fun hating turnip.
- It's probably sarcasm you fun loving turnip

I’M the prettiest princess

You're not only a princess but you're a whole queen 💅
- Hole queen

You cant win I see

Sometimes it is just about choosing which fight you want to have today.
- I'm choosing Raya today
The only winning move is not to play
- But you lose by timeout

How does sucking dick negate this behavior.... I've sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once

yeah i'm sure there are plenty of girls with dicks who'd be just as aggravating lol
Baby please....
- No, not again... Not after last time. It was like getting blasted by a firehose and it was not pleasant.

You can say bitch on the internet

So glad I suck dick

As if gay men aren't ever catty bitches.

Lore wise? Snow white, obviously

Fairest of them all is a skin tone thing.
Got anything you want to add to that, Siegfried 🧐?
- Yeah. I played that biach in poker and she cleaned me out. Pay sure she had her little animal friends informing on my card.
  Fair my ass...
- Uhhh... nein? I mean... nine... shes's a nine!

Becoming gay to avoid drama is a bit like climbing on board the Titanic to avoid drowning.

I dunno, my queer drama's always been more interesting. Less basic. Somebodys asks if you'd still love them as a worm, we all know the right answer is 'I'd worship you, shai-hulud' 'cuz we all want that spice.
- I worked the door of a very popular gay venue for a year. The security staff called the drama "Gays of our lives" and it was fucking amazing.
- I've been around the block a few times and I'm afraid I have to report that nerd love transcends sexual orientation.
- God damn, I wish I was gay.
- I thought you gays loved sucking worms. What has spice got to do with it?
- All were saying is drama exists In all spheres. Where you like to stick it means nothing.
  Goto a gaybar and people watch, it's fun and some of the drama you see is absolutely entertaining. Humans are humans.
But why are all straight people everywhere like this one meme, am I right fellas?
- Because they're brainwashed by Disney and romcoms.
  source: I'm gay. Bitches be crazy
not if you like anal

No Kuzco. List sucks.

No Kida either wth
- Til thar was a Disney film.
Kuzco isn't a princess, that would be a demotion

Who the fuck censors removed.. You're even allowed to say removed on TV

This is hilarious because the instance you signed up to doesn't allow you to say bitch.
Lemmy.ml apparently. When you type B...I...T...C...H it automatically turns to removed. They're treating you like some kid who can't handle grown-up words. Switch to another instance if you want more freedom with your choice of words.
- The more I see people from .ml and the more I learn about it The more I think anyone on .ml is either just objectively stupid or ignorant of how stupid the instance is.
- Lemmy.ml banned me on my Startrek.website account years ago during the height of my posting. Like when I was posting 20 things every hour or two. Why? Posted some Jimmy Neutron meme about Disney having a first gay character and it being the 14th one this month. Title was like "Can always be the first in China at least for a couple minutes" or something along those lines.
  From what I heard from some of the people who worked on .ml behind the scenes, they had to reverse the ban because a bunch of people started asking why there was no new content and other people started to realize it was because I had gotten banned.
  Have never posted on lemmy.ml since and don't bother to interact with the instance at all. I don't have it blocked because not all users are like the admins but like fuck am I ever adding to that shithole ever again. I thought that was the worst I'd ever deal with from admins... and then I started getting personally harassed by the startrek.website admins across multiple websites and basically forgot about lemmy.ml entirely.
- What kind of bitches censor bitches? Like, what's wrong with my dogs?
Lmao
Edit: wait did you do that on purpose?
- Holy fuck that can't be real. I'm almost convinced to make an account just to see if they're trolling. Is this how they recruit?
Holy shit is this a joke or did they actually remove the word bitch?
- They definitely removed the word removed, those bitches
growing up with a single mom, an older sister, and a younger sister... there were only a couple word that were never acceptable
I could say shit fuck asshole motherfucker and so on
but the words Cnt and Btch were absolutely unacceptable
I remember one time, I was about to call my little sister a B*tch and I didn't even know my mom was in the room but before I could even get the word out of my mouth, she smacked me so hard. I was like BUT THEY SAY IT ON TV SO IT MUST BE OK. Yeah that was the day I got a good lesson in how rules work for something and not for other but the rules mom makes are the only real rules you have to follow in life
- Ok, thanks for sharing, but nobody is forcing you to write bitch. Not everyone has a trauma like you.
- I mean I'd rather have someone called a bitch than a kid being "smacked so hard".
- Ah yes, child abuse, the best way to teach kids not to use slurs. /s
Bitch whaat ?
Oh removed got removed!
This caused so much confusion for me lol. Bitch.

All hail Princess Trunks!

For the sake of the Saiyan race, Broly has my permission to bed Princess Trunks.

Naw, you gotta lean in.

Which bitch asked that before me?

the cutest one

Eww. Self censorship. 🤮

Why did they take a screenshot, and then tilt the picture? Wtf is wrong with these people...

"Why is this post in my shitpost community all shitty? How dare they"
- this is probably the funniest thing I have read today
- Fair
We can go deeper!
fixed it
- needs more jpeg
- Thats a very kind service. How about one for our fellow Lemmings in Australia?
I saw this on instagram weirdly. It was a scene grab of a Reddit post that was tilted 60 degrees or some nonsense.
I can only think they do it do people can’t identify the source website or that the post doesn’t get flagged as a repost?
Dynamic composition or some shit? Idk I'm not a memographer
And censor it? I hate humans.

Pic unrelated

I liked Ariel when the movie came out. It's not pedophilia because I was 12 at the time.

Not a pedo. But you're clearly into beastiality
- Half-bestiality, at least.

Can we please either un-censor the word "bitсһ" or else add other similar minorly-offensive swear words like fuck, shit, bastard, etc. to the censor list? I don't mind so much the censorship, it's just the inconsistency that bothers me.

FWIW, one word I do agree should be censored is "removed."

My new hobby is emphatically uncensoring memes.
- I meant on my instance in general, not in the image. On lemmy.ml for some reason, if you type "bitсһ" then it gets automatically-replaced with the text "removed."
- Based
removed
- you forgot to italicize.

gf❤️ has serious insecurity issues she needs to address.

I’m secure enough myself to add another girlfriend to my polycule. Not gf❤️ though.

Are you saying you can fix her?
- Never. I’m saying she needs to go through therapy, if she thinks any other girl that isn't her is a bitch.¹
  I’m secure in myself and my partners if they have another best friend. I don't get jealous, I don't domestic gaze.²
  ¹ It could be she was abused as a child, and has narcissistic tendencies that she needs to deconstruct. But in psychology, we haven't found cures to NPD.
  ² Seeing folks as things to domesticate. Worse than the binarists gaze.

Bru it's snow white. The mirror said so.

At the time it may have been true, but half the princesses had not been born yet.
- The OG German also says "most beautiful in the whole country."
  Spieglein, Spieglein an der Wand,
  Wer ist die Schönste im ganzen Land?
  It was changed to rhyme with the English word for "all" but you could argue that even in English it isn't a literal inclusion of every person alive.
  The original also puts Snow White's age in the story at seven years old, so maybe we don't need to be comparing relative aesthetic qualities of women and children at all.
- So how old is Snow White?
Fairest means lightest skin color though.
So, yeah, Snow is whiter than Jasmine or Moana, etc.