Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people

I'd watch that though.

That's for the spoof lol

Citizen Z would make a great bond and there’s nothing you can tell me to convince me otherwise.

Haha, came here to say that too.

I mean, he's done serious acting and been phenomenal at it.

Watch Uncut Gems if you don't believe me that his range is incredible.

Only problem is his age would mean you'd have to set him as a retired or M-style Bond.

Honestly, a Bond that survived, became the leadership at MI6 and got drawn back into the field could be a great movie.

Edit: this made me rewatch The Man From Uncle when I realized I was describing a certain character. Put him in one of those roles and I think he'd nail it.

Or not, suave might be outside his range after all 🤷‍♂️

Kinda done.: You Don't Mess with the Zohan

I mean…under the right director, she could pull it off. Wooden acting is perfect for an emotionally stunted character; I'd boycott the film but I could see it working.

I legit had to check if there was a "wrong answers only" modifier.

I thought it was WORST, not BEST!

Whatever is the opposite of this answer is what op was looking for.

Oh, that might be unbeatable. You win, I think. 😅

Perfect

You win 🤢

Already done: Johnny English

Black Adder will always be better than any Bond

“Come on. You have me tied down to a table with a laser slowly moving towards me, do you really need your henchmen wearing tuxedos? Look at him, it doesn’t match what is happening right now, why is he so dressed up? Plus he looks uncomfortable. He can barely move around cause it’s not even fitted well to him.

Come on. Let him wear something more casual. He’s already doing all your dirty work, risking his life. He can wear something more loose fitting.

Oh I’m being an asshole? You think I’m the one that’s… well then ask him. Go ahead and ask him what he would actually prefer and do it without a threatening tone and let’s see what he says.”

This is the one.

Because I'm genuinely scared it could happen.

Hey this is about the James Bond actor, not the president of the USA.

I'd watch the fuck out of that.

Oh, now, wait a minute...!

He acts human terribly. 🤷

Shit, didn't have to read past the first comment to find the first name that popped into my head. Agreed, he would be terrible. And yet, I have a feeling I'd still watch the shit out of it.

Oh, you're one of those people that can't admit their mistakes?

Bond. James Bo- hack cough wheeze rasp gasp... cough hack wheeze stumbling fatly

(As a zombie)

Would she be a serious or silly bond?

Pauly Shore as Pinocchio as James Bond. Instant hit.

yelling Iago voice
MY NAME IS BOND, JAMES BOND.

I didn't say best for the role!

(As a zombie)

Hubie’s thermos goes hard, maybe Danny Devito

I would unironically watch this once a week.

I was gonna go with Sam Kinison but yours is way better.

he's a gem though

I'd watch it.

It's Hart like a deer but solid pick

Oh man! I mean from what I remember James Bond often had anxiety with the female leads, so it's perfect

Adam Sandler!

Have I met these henchmen before?

Gone too late 🥀

Inability to follow instructions.

#FAIL

Oh man, I almost want him to try xD