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Adult fidget spinner.
Welcome to Five Guys!
Your mom's fidget spinner.
Just imagine the sound of that thing slapping your moms ham like a pinwheel kite
What ya got there is known as a fiveskin.
Pentacock
Cocktopus
Fuck I was gonna say that :'(
"I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-and-So Dick. I've got such-as-such for a penis.' I never saw it fail to get a laugh."
That's a starprick if I'm not mistaken
starprick
So that's what they do with it after bottom surgery
Pentapenis
Moby's Dicks
"No, this is Patrick"
It's a five star porn-hub
Organic free range dildo star before harvest
Starfucker
PENVS
5 player co-op
The cocktail starfish
Patrick PornStar
The penis wheel
Dickstar
It ain't gonna sucker itself.
Five girls one star
Patrick and his five brothers.
I think you mean Richard Star, Patrick's cousin that he didn't even know existed...
They call him Dickie
Ass to ass!
the turboenfuckillator. very popular with your mother
Badstarfish, the next product from bad dragon.
That's a penisea star
Why would someone put penises all over the beach?
Fivehead.
Your partner will finally be pleased!
Mr. Stealyourgirl
Patdick Star
But I don't wanna pat the dicks
The Seanis
This is what a choriaster granulatus looks like.
Paige, no, no, no, no, no!
A growing star.
"I give this orgy 5 stars!"
Slumber Party
Falustarfish
Boner's star.
Stellatum glandem