Nice asbestos tent, but she still got Gollum fingers doe. 😏

Valve:

Wait 'til they see En Passant Spiders.

starprick

now imagine a dildo full of sensors that can map pressure and then a sexhole that can replay those pressures back in sequence.

Like FUFMe?

We are so going to get Kessler syndrome. I hate humans

Future spaceship pilots on breaking Earth atmo:

Lul, how are they marketing them?
Teabags for vampires?

Horse funerals

I know this reference!

Or a funeral to get the whole family together.

Weddings, funerals, birthday parties—you name it!

Cigarettes have always brought people together.
Whether it's to ask a stranger for a light, or giving a son a reason to bond with his dad. 😏

I like to imagine it’s a long gun. Pulled from hammerspace.

😏

then again that might answer your question maybe :P

Haha, Canadian Hardware Swap.
Yeah, I suppose it do answer my question 🥲

Lmaoà, the escalation reminds me of that Tumblr thread about making tea.

@ChairmanMeow@programming.dev, from CHS by the way?

Also Sir Isaac Newton:

place my gun on coffee table too

Was it a Derringer chambered in .50 Action Express? 😏

Livin the dream.

I love that. You know what? I will have some meatloaf.

Thank you for being a Corvid ally, suh. ♥️